Mother fucker.  I thought I’d have like 9,000 submissions this weekend from smokeshows dressed in their halloween costumes.  Instead I got nothing.   Flat out nothing.   So deal with this fat bitch rapping about sitting on the toilet and taking a dump.  Because that’s what the Stoolies did this weekend.    Took a big fat dump.

I see you in two weeks Baby Blue…You better step it up motherfucker.  Send all nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com.