Barstool NBA Finals Mortal Locks of the Year – Orlando, Orlando And More Orlando!
I’m sure people are waiting with bated breath for my NBA Finals pick this year. After all I was 6-0 ATS in the Finals last year. Well wait no more because here it is. I don’t like Orlando. I LOVE Orlando. Seriously I feel like we’re living in a bizarro world or something. I mean did everybody already forget what happened to the Lakers last year? Because I swear all the experts (except me) are saying the same exact shit as they did last time. Kobe is “smoldering” for an NBA title. He wants it so bad he can taste it. He’ll rape chicks to get what he wants, blah, blah, blah. If the media would take their lips off Kobe’s cock for just a second they’d realize not only is he a rapist but Orlando is the better team just like the Celts were last year. Now granted the Magic aren’t as good as we were, but they don’t have to be. We manhandled LA last year. Sure the series went 6 games but it wasn’t really that close. The bottom line is that the East is much stronger than the West. The Magic are battle tested. Dwight Howard is going to dominate all those soft pussies in the middle for the Lakers. So don’t walk, but run to place the following 3 bets and thank me in the morning.
Magic for Series +225
Magic +1.5 games in series – 115
Total Games Over 5.5 -240
I hope your right, I hate rapists.
Vujabitch will cry again
I want more of that Authentic Spanish Matador Defense by Gasol taught to his man-toy, Vagacic.
glad I am on the over tonight also come check out my free parlay video http://www.CTSportsPicks.com
Kill yourself CT and fuck the Lakers.
Please ban this Ctsportspicks douche…
No……fuck you Fitz…….and fuck you EP……All you Boston pussies just wait and see wut happens this year……the only reason you won last year was because of your role players….Posey, Pj brown……not even because of Garnett Pierce or Allen….which is pretty sad….your a 1 and done and its never gunna change……you got lucky winning that championship so you should feel grateful. Stop hating on the team thats been better than you for the last 10 years. Kobe is not a rapist, because it was proved that the sex was consensual…..therefore,your all dumbasses. and i LOVE how EP is jumpin on the bandwagon of the team that beat u guys…..would he be a HUGEE Lebron James fan is they were the ones to beat you instead…..im sure. Lakers beat you twice this season…..so shut ur fuckin mouths. Your the only fans who talk shit even when you loose…..which is borderline retarted. LAKERS
GFY
well, here goes number 16 for the lakers. Thanks dave
Pres, you fuckin’ mush… I really wanted the Magic to win.
I’m not one to harp on spelling/grammar, but having to read that “your” all dumbasses and that talking shit when you “loose” is borderline “retarted”, is just too much.
Of course it makes a lot of sense that the only reason the Celts won the title was because of PJ Brown and and James Posey, and that the Big 3 had nothing to do with it. Looks like we won’t be needing Allen, Pierce or Garnett anymore.
Also, the sex was never “proved” consensual, the charges were dropped when the chick refused to testify. Tell me why her ass bled, and do us all a favor and finish 5th grade before making your next asinine post.
Crap, thanks to El Mushidente we’ll be listening to the Laker bandwagoneers all damned summer.
You better not have just fucking jinxed me, EP.
And what are we thanking you in the morning for? They’re series bets.
Thank you for this i’m so glad you picked orlando el mush.
NOOOOOOO You Bastard. You just screwed me. Why couldnt you of picked the Lakers? My Magic are done for
Big difference from last year to this year-Bynum in the middle
If the Penguins win the Stanley Cup, they will want to borrow our Duck Boats. In other words, we cannot have them winning the Stanley Cup. Detroit is a third-world city in a third-world state; let them have their fun with another Stanley Cup. They’re the blind squirrel that finds a nut this time practically each year.
Basketball season is still going?
Shit. Now that I know the lakers will win, is it too late to bet my car, house, career, etc?
magic has aids
Anybody ever wonder why home court advantage is such a big deal in the NBA? In other sports it’s a factor, but in the NBA it seems to be a defining factor. Look at the statistics. Recently, the NBA had a referee who was affiliated with the mob and yet steroids in the MLB is dominating the headlines. I’m sorry. If you give me a choice between roids and the mob then I will chose the mob every time to win.
Dang, just left Vegas before reading this, Lakers are a MORTAL LOCK and no bet down. Shit !! If I would have known the Pres said Magic….the car, the farm, the kids on KOBE and the LAKERS !!!!!!!
LAKERS WIN, LAKERS WIN
translation: the NBA is crooked. it’s like watching a movie. sit back, get some popcorn, and enjoy the show!
omfg lmfao did u see that foul
» ukcatsgreat said: { Jun 4, 2009 – 09:06:13 }
Big difference from last year to this year-Bynum in the middle
you mean the guy playing starbury minutes through the first few rounds averaging scallabrine scoring numbers? wrong.
Fuck – cannot watch this Kobe anus licking going on in this game. Someone needs to punch him in the nuts. I hate him more than Jack Nicholson and Ashton Kutcher combined.
ctsportspicks said: { Jun 4, 2009 – 07:06:15 }
glad I am on the over tonight also come check out my free parlay video http://www.CTSportsPicks.com
Nice pick asshole. You only need 68 points in the 4th quarter….
BWHAHAHAHAH!!!
Good call, NoBoB.
Portnoy is now El Mushidente.
“If the media would take their lips off Kobe’s cock for just a second”… that’s funny… you could replace Kobe’s name with Brady and it would be the same. You’d think he’d already led the pats to this year’s superbowl.
Agent47 said:
You’d think he’d already led the pats to this year’s superbowl.
He did, you just dont know it yet!
And to PutYouInYourPlace. . .
“Stop hating on the team thats been better than you for the last 10 years.”
Should have said “for 9 of the past ten years” (remember the finals last year dick?)
The lakers are a bunch of bitches. . .
“The bottom line is that the East is much stronger than the West” Are you kidding me!!!!
Not to be the barer of bad news but…Pres is maybe 0 and 6 for his last 6 “mortal locks”. It’s actually pretty amazing how his mortal locks lose every time. Not even mad
No offense, Presidente, but you might want to consider retiring the “Mortal Lock” feature; your track record lately hasn’t been so good.
the lakers are going to crush the magic. they have to, el pres gave one his great “mortal locks.”
and brady hasn’t done shit yet except possibly impregnate another woman….
People who don’t think EPs mortal locks are very good haven’t been around long because “not very good” is not how they would be described.
I think someone broke it down a month or two ago but if you bet a dime against every bet Pres placed in the last year you would be looking at a 50-75 dime profit.
But just like my boy Stu Feiner…just change the name of the lock and wipe the slate clean!
Bet Your Dick locks are actually 2-1 I believe.
Ok Tony Two Toes…..so since the Celtics suck, lets make fun of my grammar…..thats original. I forgot we were in English Class…..fuckin fag. And another thing….her ass bled because he fucked her with the same huge dick that he RAPED the magic with last night. So Suck on that Mr. English teacher.
And Lattimer……you won one championship since God knows when…..lets not get too cocky there pal. The Celtics Dynasty Franchise has been gone for a long time. The Lakers have been to the finals 6 times in the last 12 years…..and are about to have won 4 out of those 6. The Lakers are better than you….the end
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J Live–Well, you’ve got to admit he’s gotten a lot of calls wrong lately.
GuessI–If I were you, I’d tone the rhetoric down before somebody puts YOU in your place.