As a reminder Barstool Sports Singled out is tomorrow night at Liquor Store. Come on, come all for what is sure to be a shit show of a night. Singled Out is fun. Dig it. Come with your friends. Single, dating, married etc. It doesn’t matter. Just lots of people making moves. Win dates. Win Red Sox tickets. Come gawk at me in my new Milton’s suit which is so hot that the First Lady is afraid to let me go alone to this thing because she knows I’ll be fighting off the pussy with a stick.
Registration 8pm – To guarantee you and your friends spots in the game send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org just in case thousands and thousands of people show up
PS – If you don’t think I’m pulling this move on Sara Jean tomorrow night you’re fucking crazy…..