Quite possibly the most controversial and idiotic thing that’s ever happened at the Stool.
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His favorite was Wendy’s, He said 8 for wendy’s, 7 for mc Danks and 0 for bk. they were saying it the other way around in the video
Looks like “Lunchtime with Michael J. Fox”
What special education school do you hire your employees from?
Noone has given any specifics on “barstool being for sale” as far as I know. People keep saying they “hear” stuff. From who? Chuckie at the bar? State some facts otherwise makes no sense for stoolies to be demanding that Pres address the situation. What situation? Where are the rumors other than a bunch of stoolies making it up.
That was like watching jabba the hut lick his lips
you gave BK the 7 and talked it up as Wendy’s. Show some respect for Burger King you Jewish scum
The 3 guys with you are absolute morons, you gave the Wendy’s burger an 8.5 and McDonald’s a 7, no confusion
Nowwwwww I understand the reasoning behind the holocaust
Pres just re watched the video, you’re hands down correct. Wendy’s for the win
You and “Cheeseburger” Eddie look exactly alike
hey idiots.. He gave Wendy’s an 8 therefor WINNER!
What a waste of 45 seconds….couldnt take more than that
Maybe if you weren’t such a fat fuck and swallowed a quarter of your food before reviewing the mcdonalds burger you could hear the “7″ and this video would be 10 minutes shorter
2 million internet dollars and you taste test fast food behind dumpsters in November. You god damn turd munchers.
Pres you just downed three fast food burgers and continuously cried and moaned for 20 minutes after about how you think you were right…I’ve never wanted to punch you in your nose more than right now.
First of all everybody knows Wendy’s is the best of these three. Second if you can’t identify Wendy’s you’re an idiot, it’s square. Third, none of these are the best fast food burger.
Hey Pres that retarded intern of yours at the 5 minute mark sure is one sassy, lispy, hand-talking mother effer. I’m surprised he didn’t scratch your eyes out.
@barrysmalls, fun fact McDonalds only used Heinz in Pittsburgh and one other U.S. city (think Philly maybe) every other McDs used “Fancy Ketchup”. Overseas was where McDs used Heinz and are now switching to a different brand.
This is pretty stupid and pointless as any one with any brains and history of fast food could tell what they were eating with the first bite.
Pres is that kid in every horror movie who figured out there’s ghosts but everyone just thinks he’s a retard even though he’s right
Do blind people always bob and weave like that? I put the video on mute for a minute and thought I was watching Stevie Wonder sing Isn’t She Lovely.
@tha_dro_man that was a stretch, I’ll still take it.
Dave saying “one bite” is like Ben Roethlisberger asking for “just one hug” from a drunk college girl.
Mcdonalds changed their ketchup from heinz, probably the same as wendy’s now
Pisses me off how stupid they are
That short kid might actually be legally retarded. Holy fucking Christ it’s a good thing he works for you because there is zero shot a kid with logic skills like that would make it in the real world.
Watching you eat is nauseating.
michael j. fox or el pres? who ya got.
pres doin the dope feign wobble
I stand corrected.. Went back to the tape and you were right. But I do stand by saying that you’re retarded, just for a different reason. Hiring these retards
You are so fucking stupid.
You have absolute retards working for you what the fuck was so confusing about this?!
The only thing I take from that video was you saying, “Fuck McDonalds,” while eating their fries.
Not sure what’s worse, your idiot interns or the people in this comment section that are confused as well. Remember when this place used to have some semblance of intellect?
Mogul’s eat out of dumpsters? And shouldn’t you be judging Matzah and Lox instead of burgers?
@youprobablydontlikeme, Holy shit I thought the interns in this video were literally the three most retarded people on Earth, but you’ve proven to be just as retarded.
That poor dog in that car driving around with those (I’m guessing) illegal fat spanish women. Guaranteed they are off to the welfare office or liquor store.
I’m not confused about Burger Gate… I’m confused about this whole Pres selling Barstool thing…. Can someone fill me in??
This video pretty much sums up the state of the stool right now. Pres sits in his office with horse blinders on completely ignoring the fact that big cat (wendy’s) is running this place while he tries so hard to be funny and starts new cities (mcdonalds). He then chooses to go forward with the mcdonalds stuff, while big cat (wendy’s) is the best employee he has. As for burger king (barstool LA i guess). no comment. Pres you need to work on your most popular audience, the northeast.
Can I just say, HOLY FUCK your interns are stupid. I couldn’t fucking believe it when that short retard kept arguing that you said McDonalds was better. Like the fact that took so long to resolve is the most pathetic thing in history. Fire that fucking sped immediately.
God this shits fucking magical… Burger King burgers taste like what I imagine rumplestiltskin to taste like
whitesox dave- haven’t read your comments of the week in ages, because its an absolute disgrace. I know you are reading this right now because I know you pride yourself on reading every comment on every blog, which is straight pathetic. With that being said, take a long walk off of a short pier you filthy fuck
this is stupid. real fake not entertained. good idea bad effort.
One bite, score for barstool cities:
New York 8.5
The U 8
Make pres eat pork!
Please fire all of your staff in this clip. They added no value and acted like fucking idiots. It bothers me how fucking dumb each of them was. Especially the chauffeur who claimed Pres took the blind fold off, saw the McDonalds wrapper and said that it was Wendy’s. Fucking morons. I feel dumber just listening to this nonsense.
I thought you were drunk
Your entire staff is retarded. Time to cut your losses and start fresh. Ray Charles could see the video was over in 3 minutes.
This is the official Zapruder footage of retardation… But much like the single shooter theory, Wendy’s won.
That video should have been 5 minutes tops.
I thought this was in fast forward while he was eating bobbing back and forth, then I thought he was drunk but now I don’t know what the fuck was happening. ps. buffalo ranch mcchickens
Sales Guy driving a Subaru Forrester. Looks like things are going great!
Well this was fucking infuriating. Pres being right the entire time and these fucking morons arguing. Most annoying part was that I knew I could explain the entire situation much better than Pres
and Wendy’s (which Prez called McD’s like a jewtard) won.
Prez spent the Pay Smitty $ on the burgers.
Congrats your retarded interns created burgergate, laughing at you the whole way through
prez is wobbling around like a crack head, but way fatter
Wendy’s won…but you didn’t even try a 5 Guys burger…
Your interns each have an extra chromosome.
Ur surrounded by idiots pres. You were right.
ur staff is retarded
^ Impossible, god hates Jews
Here’s my review on Barstool LA: It Sucks.
this is the fattest fucking thing ive ever seen. god have mercy on your jew soul
I don’t need you idiots to tell me which burger is best
Turkey sandwhich all day
Pres I can’t believe you would humor these retards for as long as you did. I bet they don’t have to sell pasta at the farmer’s market on the weekends either
I just watched 15 minutes of a 39 year old man in a Curt Schilling terry cloth robe eat fries from multiple angles
You cannot tell me you interviewed those kids and thought “ya these guys are good they are the kids I need to take barstool to the next level” you are surrounded by idiots. And you’re a Jew.
Your interns are fucking retarded.
Unless you’re an accountant or a lawyer, no one gives a shit about your opinion. Your taste buds are literally genetically manipulated to think whatever is the cheapest is best.
Watching you guys argue results made me immediately think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtbOmpTnyOc
This is great wendys is solid how could you not notice the square burger patty though? & what happened to the broshow every week? cant get enough
the most frustrating thing is knowing the answer to this entire problem but having to listen to you fucking morons argue about it
Who are these idiots you have working for you. I knew right away you picked Wendy’s. I’m dumber for having to watch this. By the way, nice station wagon
haha why do you move around so much like an idiot just because youre blindfolded? youre not drugged
The Sun Taco debacle was better than this. And I hate Nick
Dave- You’re right. I can’t be more frustrated and to be honest, that’s disappointing that all your employees are absolutely RETARDED. PLEASE hire me. I sat in my room yelling at the top of my lungs that you chose Wendy’s over Mickey D’s….. what’s my life come to?! at 10:09…. you’re exactly right. They’re all “IDIOTS”. You’re letting BSP quality decline, purely because of these doofuses. I’m furious now just thinking about this. DAVE. FIRE them and HIRE me!!!!
I was hoping you started choking, because there is no way those retards with you know the Heimlich maneuver
You picked up the McDonalds and thought it was Wendy’s, then said you liked the McDonalds better. Thus proving that Wendy’s was in fact better
The one bite thing is a joke guys….. because he never takes only one bite….. get it
By the way, where was this McDonald’s, Wendy’s, BK debate yesterday? The only thing I remember from the stool yesterday was a link to a 16 year old hammering a hot school teacher.
Who ever was trying to explain the whole situation might actually be retarded, straight up extra chromosome.
Sad thing is I just realized it was Prez in the robe and not Lars Ulrich. Dead ringer….
this is getting unbearable
Holy shit the goons you work with are legit the stupid motherfuckers alive. How are they so confused by this?
You should slap each of those tardbops with a BK patty…It was clear Wendys was the winner winner chicken dinner.
I literally fucking hate these inept toolbars that you hang out with pres
WTF is wrong with you people? He gave the Wendy’s burger an 8 and the McDonald’s burger a 7. So El Pres was entirely correct here. However, he mistakenly thought that he was eating a Wendy’s burger while he was eating a McDonald’s burger at first.
Simply put… pres is surrounded by morons
Looked like a fat white Stevie Wonder the way he swaying in the beginning
This had better be Big Cats lets get weird on Saturday. So fucking hard to watch.
Dave you’re 40 years old arguing in the parking lot over which burger you enjoyed stuffing your fat face with more. Keep up the good work!
Agree with the flaws, but he did pick Wendy’s , which is a full mongoloid move
This is fucking terrible. El Pres, you sound like a flip flopping bitch. I wish to have the 15 minutes back of my life. Thinking about this blog makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Nice car freshener DOUCHE.
@chuckie Yea while stuffing BK fries in his mouth..I’m calling for a re-do on this. This assignment was completely flawed in so many ways. Order basic burger however they serve it, Blind fold, burgers handed to him, legit ratings and not just stuffing his fat face outside in the cold.
Everyone who watched this is now stupidier I award you no points and may God have mercy on you souls. Legit you have the dumbest people working for you, cleanhouse pageviews start fresh.
Dpcast watch again and listen to his scores, he gave the first burger an 8, second one a 7 (although it had better ketchup), meaning Wendy’s is better than mcds even though i strongly disagree, he was, unfortunately right in his reasoning. Bunch of simpletons
We are all dumber for having this in our life, may god have mercy on someone’s parents for birthing these twats.
What is going on in HugGate? I need updates and feel as if you have insufficiently gotten the information across your last few posts. Also I am a fan from the Jacksonville Area and would love to bring barstool down here so I can write sports blogs about how we lose all the time because the NFL is out to get us. I would love to know if you are interested.
You thought wendy’s was the best. Had McDonalds and thought it was Wendy’s, thus McDonalds is better then Wendy’s. You’re an idiot.
I stopped watching literally at the moment you said “This one’s Wendy’s I can tell by the ketchup. So retarded
You should be put in an internment camp for thinking that Wendy’s fries are better than McDonald’s.
Dave, you fucked up the test when you started trying to guess which one was which. Just one-bite all three of them and say which one you liked the best. Maybe the easiest thing in the world to do and you guys fucked it up. Amazing.
Sweet use of the degree from Michigan, David…
Wow you can’t tell me that kid graduated college what an absolute moron
Pres, what the fuck is with the swaying and hand movements? Ray Charles could do a real blind taste test and get better results than you
your “interns” are legitimately retarded
You complain more than any chick I’ve ever met
Each part I skipped to you’re bitching. Now I understand why nobody likes you
I hope you pay them in gum
If that whole video wasn’t one big troll job, or your employees trolling you as a joke, sales guy and that other retard need to be fired immediately.
Why are you shaking like someone who just had a epileptic seizure
If that guy can’t understand how Wendy’s won then he’s an absolute idiot
if you only watch the first 2:35 seconds it all makes perfect sense, prez duped himself by guessing, but definitely preferred the wendys burger to the mcdonalds burger.
Holy fuck, Pres. Got some real geniuses working for you.
Pres with a mental midget complex. Only hiring people dumber than yourself.
I have this theory that Pres doesn’t have his license
Fire that intern and hire me, fuck man I might tell you that you redefine the word biased but at least I won’t lie to you like Frodo here
You’ve employed certifiable idiots, Pres.
last time i ate a burger it burned my tongue. ive been vegetarian ever since. call me Veggie Nixon #saladmuncher
The gist of this video is BSS has some of the dumbest motherfuckers in it’s employment.
Easy, he recognized the square burger from wendys, then it didn’t matter which burger he grabbed, with wendys eliminated, if he grabbed the one with seeds, he would say it was the worst and would leave mcdonalds..
also how do you not have one of your staff hand you each burger and the box of fries? Although it was entertaining to watch you slap at the table like a retard trying to pick up a baseball
The birth of BurgerGate
Like I care if you care. Ohhhhhhhh some dude doesn’t care. Whatever. At least I know what that means now.
Where the hell are these barstool getting sold rumors?
mcdonalds was mixed with burger king fries and he thought it was wendys hahahahahahahahhahaha
Anyone who is still confused, watch the video again, because its confusing as fuck the first time around. If you still don’t get it after the second time, you’re a lost cause and probably prefer wal mart burgers
Barstools getting sold anyway, not quite the mogul we thought. Hopefully they fire Nick
“This stinks” at 10:35 is so hilarious and jewey sounding
yourprobablydontlikeme – He picked burger #1 (rated it an 8) over #2 (rated it a 7). He thought #1 was McDs and said was shocked he liked it better, but he was wrong because #1 was Wendys. Pres was just dumb for trying to guess which was which.
@something in my front pocket like I give a shit
ok you idiots…he gave burger #1 (wendy’s) an 8…Burger #2 (McD’s) a 7…he thought #1 was McD’s and #2 was Wendy’s…so that’s why he was shocked when he thought McD’s won when it was really Wendy’s all along
@youprobablydontlikeme the point of the blind taste test is to throw away bias. If pres thought the McDonalds burger was Wendy’s, yet gave the Wendy’s burger a higher score, the winner by default is Wendy’s. the only factor to consider in a blind taste test is score. It doesn’t excuse pres for being a dumb fuck for thinking a McDonald’s burger was a Wendy’s burger. Anyone who can’t tell the difference by smell alone is a lunatic.
Hair diaper- what’s ligas mean?
It’s been said that smart businessmen surround themselves with smarter people. Obviously that is not the case at Barstool.
I also got robbed and when the fucker wasn’t looking I stuck the 20′s and 10′s in between the food trays. I later grabbed that shit. A few yrs later I may have set up the same scenario and split it with the closing shift.
My brain hurts
You gave Wendy’s and 8, McDonalds a 7 and the baboon you had with you told you that you picked McDonalds over Wendy’s. Fire whoever that was.
@something in my front pocket ligas
That was the trashiest most obnoxious bullshit I’ve ever seen. I don’t expect much from you Pres but this is a new low.
bish727 – I might have to watch the video again but i’m pretty sure he ate the McDonalds burger and thought it was Wendys and that it was the best and he could tell easily. Clearly it was McDonalds though. So how can the burger that sparked his memory of his pre test choice not be the one thats #1? It wasn’t Wendys that sparked this realization, it was McDonalds. McDonalds burger tasted better and tricked him into thinking it was Wendys. because he had it pre determined that they HANDS DOWN HAD THE BEST. He was wrong and the video shows it. He chose McDonalds.
Is this Pres or Rob Ford in this video?
LOVE this video hahahaha
How much money are they offering Pres?
wow…after you took the blindfold off the rest of the video was so fucking aggravating
I was a manager at bk when I was 20 and I’ll cook you the best bk you ever had. I used to trade food for drugs have parties on the roof we’d use the drink station for a bar I really think I should go back. I will blow anyone’s mind if you put me in a bk kitchen for 10 mins
@jdmj … welcome to the stool you fucking toenail biter
No more vids, you come across like a pin head when you open your puss. Stick to typing all you have to say. SHUT THE FUCK UP…NINE BILLION PERCENT POSITIVE.
Also..I use add blocker plus and deleted you’re faggot app. go fuck off.
Legit unwatchable once the short retard can’t understand what you’re saying. Dumbest fucking interns and handsome hank…fuck
your fat prez
WRX or gtfo
portnose is on the autism spectrum; where on it is TBD
Burger n fries bk is better. Everytging else mcdonalds.
Seen it 100 times now, still gets me every time when you say one bite. First 2.5 minutes of this are hilarious tho I think you should’ve gone with the heavyweight BigMac/Whopper/DBC last 12.5 are absolute shit. But I watched all 15 so fuck me right?
Not editing out that stupid fu king car ride retard fest and not adding the tape review to this was a fucking abomination
Dave, where the fuck do you find these morons?
Your intern got awfully wristy there at one point.
PS- Sales Guy got fat.
Thank you @tugnutt, the mcdouble + Mac sauce is the pro play..lay off the fast food, el nose, you’re asking for another heart attack
Why are you eating and look like you are walking on hot coals you fat fuck?
Portnoy was right the whole time. That film crew really is retarded
youprobablydontlikeme – Pres clearly stated during the blind taste test that burger #1 was his favorite. That’s the whole point of a blind test, to eliminated previous biases. Doesn’t matter what he thought it was, he liked #1 the best. #1 was Wendy’s.
your crew would make great NFL referees
Burger King has been dead to me ever since they stopped selling chicken fries
Watching you eat makes me hate you soo much. I wanted to throw up less after reading KFC blog about girls farting into their own pussies.
@jdmj1991 you’re a cunt
Your crew is a bunch of simpletons.
Why are you eating fast food outdoors in November like a homeless person? At least have the decency to go inside your fucking office.
you are clearly looking out the bottom, you dick. why are you bobbing back and forth like some kind of drug addict
Pres was wrong, please don’t be this dumb. You’re making the comment section look bad.
Michael J. Fox moves less than you do
Everyone knows the ultimate fast food experience is ordering a mcdouble with Mac sauce. Wendy’s had the best nuggets and bk had the best fries
So sales guy drives a station wagon to support him and Renee’s secret kids
I was sitting here watching this, ready to scream at the fact that your three clown idiot employees were fucking this up. The amount of ineptitude shown in this video is nothing short of ASTOUNDING, I’m dead serious.
It’s painful how stupid your staff is.
You filmed this right outside Smitty’s house but didn’t invite him to come out? WTF
Sales Guy rocking the Lesbaru with the tacky ACK sticker. Multiple years of Beach Permits or GTFO.
@jdmj1991, preach brotha
Wow you really surround yourself with idiots
What a retarded place for a taste testing
Any person commenting how Pres takes more than a bite after saying “one bite” still is just as fucking retarded as Delo was in this video.
Please choke and die..so i can “chirp” about how much of a bloated corpse you have in the casket.
Wait wait wait, what? How the fuck is this even a discussion? Follow my logic: He stated prior to this that Wendy’s was #1. While eating the MCDONALDS burger he proclaimed that it was undoubtedly the WENDYS burger and that he could tell by the ketchup. THEREFORE, BY PROXY, the MCDONALDS burger was #1 as you labeled it as the burger you stated was #1 prior to testing.
You must have taken the nastiest Jew diarrhea shit after this video
Your employees are fuckin morons
The placement of your hat/blinder on your head cracked me up the whole video
we should smoke a dutch portnoy
You just sucked down 3 burgers in 3 and a half minutes you disgusting fuck
How there was 4 of you there and not one person thought of a better way to do this is the best part. Pres being right and the whole thing is pretty funny though
Pres, I don’t have a job and I understood that you picked Wendy’s immediately. I am therefore more qualified than any of your employees. Please hire me.
That idiot kid with the jacket needs to be fired, if he even works for you. Hoping he’s just your fast food guy. Idiot.
Dont need to watch, wendys blows both these motherfuckers out of the water
So ridiculously idiotic. Portnoy was right every step of the way, surprisingly
@hatman, Pres looks more like Beeker IMO. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101015151248/muppet/images/0/05/Beaker.jpg
Two things, you need to hire people that aren’t a bunch of retards. And I can’t believe I watched a bunch of retards for that long.
Wanted so badly to punch you both in the face
Crazy to think you were the only one talking sense here
watching you eat that food was worthy of pay. i feel cheated.
Pres your interns are absolute morons
finally figured out who you look like… sam eagle from the muppets http://i40.tinypic.com/2aaa4ig.png
I’ve never hoped a video would end in a car getting T-Boned so bad in my entire life.
How is it possible that you have THAT many incompetent people working for you
Unwatchable, if you can’t tell apart while blind folded with ease then you’re a tard.
For once, Pres is the smartest guy in the room.
I think the biggest travesty is that you guys were in the car with no music on.. Lunatics
its baffled me that you say “just one bite” everytime and then fucking go to town on whatever you have in your hand.
These guys are fucking idiots huh
Idiot you gave Wendy’s an 8 and mcds a 7
Not often I agree with Pres. And I admittedly stopped watching the video when the short dude couldn’t grasp what Pres was saying. But Pres is right. He picked Wendy’s as having the best burger he just thought it was a McDonald’s burger when he said it.
Yo jewboy why the fuck do you say one bite before you judge food but then proceed to shove half the meal in your fat disgusting mouth in multiple bites. Not only is it disgusting and gluttonous as fuck, it’s just straight up annoying. It’s clear you’re unathletic as fuck and a disgusting pig of a Jew so just cut the one bite shit, you’re not eating one bite and everyone knows you’re eating the whole damn item of food.
Randolph is the only town around where a fat Jew in a bathrobe eating fast food next to a dumpster doesn’t draw attention
Wendy’s spicy chicken all day.
Take a breath tubby
Big Cat tweeted about starting a podcast; probably already looking for new work…don’t blame him
Not only are you disgusting but you also might be in the early stages of parkisons.
I’m positive that’s what you wear to sleep at night so you don’t have to watch sales guy plow renee
You wrote off the Schilling robe as a business expense, didn’t you?
Whoever that short dude is is the stupidest motherfucker on Barstool and he needs to be fired asap.
Dont know how Renee deals with the inevitable shit farts you must let out in bed
I used to get high and go to burger king every friday with my buddies and always felt so bad for the poor people there
The way you bob around when you talk reminds me of a homeless black man asking for change
pres if you sell the stool without posting the feitelberg nudes i’ll never forgive you, you jew bastard
How can you not tell just by the fries?
It’d be nice if you could have let Smitty do this the poor guy is eating bread crumbs. #feedsmitty
i kept hoping a hobo was going to come out from behind the dumpster and shank you with something rusty
Yeah, title nailed it.
Best blog in the past 3 years.
you literally a fat troll of a human being. That said, wendy’s rules
this could be the beginning of the end for you, heart attack city
smitty wishes he could participate in this
Clearly you can tell which burger is which by just tasting them.
Didn’t know moguls ate fast food dollar menu garbage.
One bite niqqa
you can see fine. that nose gives you like 2 inches of room to look right down at the fuckin table.. mogul my ass
Jesus Christ. Get your life together
so you just going to ignore the whole selling barstool thing and pretend its not happeneing? cool
I can still see that big shnoz through the mask
Press conference on selling the stool rumors
Pres, the food doesn’t even matter to you, we all know you are going to the cheapest place
Spent more on the food then smitty has in his bank account. Nice touch pres.
p.s. you look absolutely retarded throughout this video
you can’t do this with just ketchup. the other condiments are what makes each burger special. wendys is my favorite because of the mayo on it. damnit pres get it together
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