Barstool Sports Is Hiring For Boston, Chicago and Barstool U
Okay I keep saying we’re hiring at Barstool Sports and we are. So I just wanted to clarify how you should apply for a job with us if you’re serious because I’m sick of getting the same tired ass emails from half assed canidates. Watch and learn.
In summation, if you want to work for Barstool Sports create your own blog, keep it updated and send me the link to tips@barstoolsports.com. If I think it’s a good fit I will get back to you. If it sucks I won’t, but I promise you I’ll read it.
is that a giant cum stain on that black sweatshirt?
What do i have to do if i want to take the sales guys job because he sucks at it? hit me up bro
Hey Pres, I’m interested. Give me the deets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvICN8DNMpY&feature=related
Hey Pres I wrote this awesome blog back in 1997…I think it proves my mad skills….Check it out……
http://www.EffYouDickface.com
Sooooo…………..when do I start?
Boom. Roasted.
that’s a badass pats hat bro. is it new?
I’m definitely interested. What’s the salary? Do I get healthcare? How about any sort of match on my 401k? Do I get to use that back of that hideous jacket as a cum rag? Etc.
are you going to make Jenna reapply?
You still wearing the faux fur brah?
Yes get a new hat, and man you are so tough.
pres, you should hire someone to take care of legal. someone in the top 1/3 of their class.
wait……a……minute……..
Pres,
What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
where is the “if i like it i’ll repost it as my own work” fine print.
Straighten out your Fur you slob..
1:45: “I fucking busted my fucking ass building this Roman Empire.”
Until I see you are a Marcus, Ceasar, and Tiberius, it will remain a Jewish Empire.
“this is how you get a job at the stool” yes, but no where else.
What is your company’s policy on time off……and do you commonly press charges against employees?
When do I start?
I love when jewish kids act tough
pwlewis88…
what room is everyone in? i must have missed the memo.
What is with this “It’s not a 9-5 job” bullshit. Those lazery assholes over on new york have never posted a blog after Local Smoke Show, which goes up at 5 on the dot, in the 2years that site has been running.
This video woulda been good if that guy from earlier head-butted the shit out of Prez at like the 4 second mark. I cant stand people that whine like that. Its typically grounds for a either a head-butt or a round house to the head. Either way, the result is Prez being done whining.
“lazery,” what the hell was that. I meant “lazy”
I bet you’ll get a lot of responses from dudes who really want to work for a boss who says, “fuck” all the time. Like, you sound like an idiot.
Again with the billy madison…
I’ve been reading the stool forever and it seems like at least once a month someone has to trot out that fucking quote. Great, that was funny in 5th grade when i first heard it.
Please either come up with new material (even if it’s also stolen) or just kill yourself
You need Barstoolsports Miami.
All smokeshows all the time!
relaxx:
even if you got the apt billy madison reference your post just makes you look stupid
you kiss your mother with that mouth?
I hope you would go for it on 3rd and 4 in the superbowl….bold strategy, cotton, to be punting on 3rd down
“ray berry’s decision to go for it on 3rd and 4″ lol
pres the worst part about the site is the usernames. i randomly get logged out and then it says my ID doesnt exist. wtf is that shit? and also, barstool u has some funny writers (wisconsin kid, harvard kid, and uconn chick) but honestly thetallone is the single worst writer ive ever seen. nothings funny. terrible sentences. fire him please.
1, How the hell did Scott get hired on NY? Can you fire him and get someone else for NY?
2. I don’t think I would be able to write for Either, I don’t say bro enough and don’t suck off my QB. Atleast Chicago is realistic about their sports team. (and have funny accents)
DAAAAAAAAAAAA BEARS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32OeqbYbHg
Roman Empire… You would get bounced around from Herod to Pilate like a mofo.
will you still be accepting half-assed submissions?
that video was the opposite of time well spent.
24-7? umm..unless something big happens, ive never seen anything on weekends here>
you meant 12-5 right
Did I misunderstand the BarstoolU launch bulletin? I thought all those dumbfucks were writing for free, just to show their buds they got on the internet. Am I wrong?
“The Stool never stops, it’s round the clock. You gotta be fucking ready to post”
Have you even been to the NY site? Wake up (via UB) at 9:30, first post at 10:15. Post every 45 minutes religiously (god forbid they post more than their contracted every 45 minutes), last post at 5, sharp. throw out GTA and Wake Ups and they post 7 stories a day…between two of them. Don’t blame them, I would too if I had a pussy boss that was all bark no bite. But let’s cut the shit with this round the clock garbage.
If you said round the cock I take back everything I just said, sorry.
EP, I hope you recognize the benefit you could get by turning this into a public competition once you narrow down to some finalists. Give people a chance to participate in the selection. It’s been very successful on other sites. Plus, you’ll need to see how they react to getting flamed.
I’m not even interested in working for you. That’s just free knowledge. Some credit would be nice when you recognize this is absolutely the way to go, though.
You do coke bro?
Pres has been gettin worked in the comments this week. Almost time for another state of the union or whatever his last anti-comment speech was.
another vote to fire scott and then delete barstool-u
what a friggin loozah…
Everything that Pres said you need to do to get hired (be funny, not lazy, post blogs 24/7) he is NONE of that.
pres you are Joe Schmo
Yahh I have to chime in on the 24/7 thing…this website is almost never updated on the weekends and nights, unless something huge happens and even then it doesn’t always happen (hello Bruins and Celtics coverage). And “going to events” doesn’t constitute as work in my book. “Oh man, I have to go to a party with a bunch of hot girls….damn that really sounds like a lot to handle.”
I agree roundhousekickurnuts
Can we turn this into a Fire Scott Comment Section?
Don’t tase me, bro.
Why do you swear so much? You sound like a meathead retard.
tell me about how Barstool NY doesn’t get it. Tell me about it. That is going to change
NJD123 says:
February 10, 2011 at 4:09 pm
You need Barstoolsports Miami.
All smokeshows all the time!
Could not agree more – not sure on the logic of Chicago and Philly first. Probably more people down here familiar with the stool, hottest smokes in the country, besides the heat, our teams suck, but at least fins are in the same division as jets and pats. Biggest no brainer, prez would have an excuse to get out of snow for “business” trips. Shit – I’d even advertise on the site.
Miami does have a lot more smokes but it would be tough to read a blog that’s written in spanish.
I wouldn’t really fuck with barstool NY, KFC is the best writer you have and that includes you Dave.
RE: Spanish
aint that shit the truth…
largest amount of smokeshows in the country… and just as many douchebags.
and our traffic is 9 times the size of ny and I own them. I’ll do as I please thanks.
This is def the right way to go about it pres. A + blog and vid
Abridged version: “Fuck….blog….funny…sports and sex…blog…fuck…Barstool doesn’t sleep…America!”
KnuckleBallz says:
February 10, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Pres has been gettin worked in the comments this week. Almost time for another state of the union or whatever his last anti-comment speech was.
I agree. That state of the union anti-comment dissertation was classic.
your traffic would not be 9 times the size of them if they weren’t blocked by websense
don’t people usually do the rounds, pres?
1. Boston
2. NY
3. Lala
4. Porn.
5. U
Why are NY’s numbers so far less?
If only that were true…Hey keep saying NY is better. I don’t care. You get that’s like making fun of Robert Kraft that the Revolution make more money than the Pats right? Actually maybe commenters don’t realize that and I should keep my mouth shut. yeah keep going to NY and telling all your friends about it to spite me. Yeah…I hate NY and hope it sucks….
Obviously a “Boiler Room” ripoff… the Jewish version.
……. says:
February 10, 2011 at 4:55 pm
your traffic would not be 9 times the size of them if they weren’t blocked by websense
Same here, and you didn’t have to be such a Jew cunt about what I said. I take back what I said about KFC, but he is a good writer, right on level with you. But yes you do own them, do as you please. douche
Also, we aren’t making fun of you. Actually it’s quite a compliment, you picked out 2 awesome writers to run your other site, good job man!
BSSNY does indeed suck…it’s lame as fuck
You definitely need a Barstoolsports Dallas. Thats where i live and theres enough shit goin on there that the site would blow up in no time.. and a shit load of hot chicks
are you suggesting Ray Berry should have punted on 3rd down?
Yeah BSSNY is blocked all of a sudden at work, which fucking blows chunks.
Hhmm… Doesn’t sound like you are qualified, Pres.
What about Barstool Ebonics… Just all day Worldstar hip hop fights.
You seem to be going that way already, just make it final now
Someone needs to get ep some cranberry juice. i think he is on his period or something
pres i don’t know how you can keep the comment section of every post enabled… how are you not sick of the shit? there’s never comments on the blog posts themselves, it’s purely on trashing you, bsny, or fatass 30 yr old boston bros making some sort of comment about jenna and how hot she is. and why the fuck would you eliminate stoolala? its literally the only blog a girl can read thats fucking funny and that isn’t about stupid fucking shit. get your shit together this is becoming more of a trash the jews thread than a fucking boston blog.
i thought we told you to burn that thing months ago. WTF?
it stinks like sex in here.
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah!!!!! the reason everyone is stampeding for the job is because it makes every other job on the planet look like a sweatshop.
oh i have to go to events with hot chicks and party and then obviously not have to worry about having anything done the next morning until 10:00AM? fuck that, i’m gonna keep cleaning shithouses!!!
wildmanpete says:
February 10, 2011 at 4:27 pm
“The Stool never stops, it’s round the clock. You gotta be fucking ready to post”
fuckin round the clock
pres probably already went home, so i don’t have to worry about this being deleted
Pres, you on coke bro?
In 75 comments on this post, maybe one of you posted a link to your blog. So i’m thinking thats why Portnoys all pissed off. This thread should be blowing up right now with people ripping each others Blogs apart. Criticizing, debating, fucking, humping and tasing the shit out someones points of view.
But no. Not one silly argument over who’s blog is better. It’s not like you are spamming the comments if you put up your blog.
who doesnt go for it on 3rd and 4?..
24 – 7 ?????
Wouldn’t that include blogging on weekends?
…and doesn’t the “Wake Up With” blog usually post around noon?
You should consider hiring a weekend writer though, seriously. Deadspin does it, I guarantee it would work if you did it.
Completely agree with fishy fingers, this site is absolutely a ghost town on weekends
81 fucking comments and nobody has busted Portnoy’s ass on this? C’mon, guys.
“because I’m sick of getting the same tired ass emails from half assed canidates.”
For a man that makes a ‘living’ on the written word, you can’t spell for shit.
can·di·date
(knd-dt, -dt)
n.
1. A person who seeks or is nominated for an office, prize, or honor.
(((NOT APPLICABLE))
2. A student who has nearly completed the requirements for a degree.
((DEGREE IN JEWDOM MEDIOCRITY?))
3. One that seems likely to gain a certain position or come to a certain fate
((FATE=NO RETIREMENT))
i prob would have punted on 3rd and 4
There were blogs in 1942? Who knew?
tubgirl.com
hire me
Last call everyone, its almost 7:00pm. Get your final comments in before BSS closes for the night. 24/7 my hairy left nut.
How’s that Cancun diet working for you and your chins?
pres direct quote: ”just tell me how much vacation days.”
how many. you don’t speak english good.
idk why this retard is talking about, i cant think of an easier job than being a blogging and working for fucking barstool. You could prob take off as many days as you want and pick your own schedule becuase pres has downes syndrome and was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome as well
^^^Ohhh taste, you almost had something there, if only ou could master the English language. “why this retard is talking about” “being a blogging” = comment killers
did the whole thing in his hood fur jacket too, u know pres means business when hes got the fur hood jacket on.
Pres was thanked after a dog on Boston’s Bitch Sammy Adams album cover. If that’s the big time I’m taking a roof dive on to some knives.
Dave, hire me to proofread all the posts so that none of these assholes, myself included, can ever blast you for continually butchering the English language. $5 per post seems fair. You send to me, I clean it up. I send it back and you post. Five bucks. Lemme know. I’ll even guarantee no typoz.
HAAHAHAH nice coat you mary
and i dont think you say “fuck” enough you should probably say it more
shit like ‘canidates’ wouldn’t fly on my watch.
Unless you’re talking about shitty third-down Ram scatbacks named Trung Dung.
Funny people who write funny wanted?
huh.
Taking the site into a different direction?
For a guy who absolutely cannot write, has terrible grammar and now has proven that he can’t speak…. he’s absolutely right. 10% Unemployment, you’d think you’d have some exceptional kids coming out of school looking to impress even Portnoy.
http://jakelevinexperience.blogspot.com/
One word comes to mind: douchebag.
You’ve come a long way from Highland Road. Inlaws basement to that flea infested turd box of a headquarters. And you’re laying it down like you’ve hit the top.
Whoever does choose to bring any type of talent to Barstool you better get a jew lawyer to read that jew contract Portnoy gives you before you sign it.
If not Portnoy will be dining on the innards of your first born child, probably still wearing that fucking filthy stinking Pats hat.
I was loving the rant until I realized your just another lemming with a North Face jacket.
Your attitude towards owners of North Face apparel is misguided and unjustifiable. The North Face makes excellent jackets. They are stylish, warm, lightweight, and very durable. These attributes make them a worthwhile investment for many New Englanders, especially considering the extreme wind and cold that envelops the northeast every winter.
^^ Yea, Northface jackets are the shit, you’re a tool classless.
Fuck these clowns and pussys if I could write past a 5th grade level i would be down with this shit.
can i work for the sales guy?
and two words. Adams Posner.
Do I need a 50 cent jacket and a bad Boston accent from the departed to apply?
Hey pres has anyone ever told you that you look like Stinky from Hey Arnold?
that mangy hood is killing me. it’s literally the only thing i could focus on. were you saying something?
You need Barstoolsports Miami.
All smokeshows all the time!
Could not agree more – not sure on the logic of Chicago and Philly first. Probably more people down here familiar with the stool, hottest smokes in the country, besides the heat, our teams suck, but at least fins are in the same division as jets and pats. Biggest no brainer, prez would have an excuse to get out of snow for “business” trips. Shit – I’d even advertise on the site.
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I think the point of hvaing Chicago and Philly is that they are actual sports towns. Miami is a shit hole and they could give two shits about sports. Look at the crowds in Miami with LeBron and Wade….
Now I know that Barstool has been a place you go to look for tits and ass more than sports, but there is a bigger market for advertising and shit talking in Chicago and Philly.
you don’t need another blogger or any of that b.s….you need someone to take your tiny ass co to the next level.
you need someone that knows numbers…someone that knows blue horseshoe loves anacott steel