Baskin Robbins Just Flipped The Ice Cream Game On Its Head
(FoodBeast) — You’d be hard pressed to find a person unimpressed by chips and dip. Baskin-Robbins hopes to carry over this sentiment with their dessert offerings, serving up a fun sweet-inspired version of the traditional appetizer. What they’re calling Waffle Chip Dippers includes Baskin-Robbins; smooth and creamy vanilla Soft Serve drizzled with chocolate syrup, topped with M&M’s and Snickers pieces, all accompanied with six hand-cut, triangle-shaped waffle and brownie chip pieces built for dipping. According to the Baskin-Robbins website, the dessert meal will cost you $2.99 and will set you back 500 calories, 20 grams of fat, 55 grams of sugar and credit you with 11 grams of protein.
I absolutely love ice cream. One of my true passions in life. I’ve never opened a pint of Ben and Jerry’s without taking down the whole thing. Only I have two huge problems: When I eat it out of a cone I look like Costanza at the US Open. I get it absolutely everywhere. Shit starts dripping out of the bottle of the waffle cone so then I start tonguing that like I’m Romulus at the teet. The whole production is a race against time and I don’t get to enjoy my snack. But eating it out of a bowl with no cone is just un-America. Like eating pizza with a fork and knife. Anyone who goes to an ice cream parlor and orders it in a bowl is someone who wouldn’t have your back in a foxhole. Well, problems. Meet solution. The Waffle Chipper Dippers. Game on.
6 to midnight.
Something tells me you take down the whole thing a lot, homo.
Where am I? Is this Barstool or a blog that caters to pregant women
“Shit starts dripping out of the bottle of the waffle cone” Speaking of bottles, it’s mind bottling that you cans proof read 9 lines of words you skinsuit of human waste.
Oh fuck me **Can’t. Nothing worse than calling someone out and fucking up in the process. where are my sneakers going for a lap.
C’mon Faggleberg! Nobody gives a fuck about what you like to swallow! again…UPSIDE DOWN BARSTOOL SPORTS!!
I seem to remember there was a busy road in front of your office. Go lie in it.
“Anyone who goes to an ice cream parlor…” Do people really say “ice cream parlor” ?? yikes.
Enjoy ice cream now while you’re young Feitelberg. Because one day you’re going to wake up and realize that you can’t metabolize ice cream like you used to, and you’re just a balding blogger with man boobs. And you will actually be Jewish.
Gay joke. Nose joke. Jew Joke. Repeat. Jesus, you’re all a bunch of unoriginal fucktards.
A pint of Ben & Jerry’s isn’t the only thing you take down all the way.
I guess Tom Brady’s nut beat me to it. Taking my lap.
If one of your passions in life is ice cream, the other is almost always dick.
jimmyquickpitch = big-nosed, Jewish, homo fuktard.
solution I figured out this summer on vacation.
ice cream in a cone ask for a bowl on the side BOOM!
dixon sider = unfunny squid
impressed by the Romulus reference
What’s your second issue with ice cream shitstain? You only mentioned the one about how messy it is.
knowing baskin robbins shit will cost a left nut for no taste dump cream….
hocke. i thought the same thing. I read the fucking blog at least 10 times to make sure I didn’t miss it.
Nice Romulus reference, I thought that would be above your pitiful IQ
so much hate on a blog about ice cream.. props for referencing romulus