Belichick is So Alpha Male I Can’t Stand It
Is it me or is Belichick having the best offseason of his storied career? Destroying all comers at the Draft. Killing it at the Kentucky Derby. Making more coin than any other coach in sports. Now he’s rocking the pink shirt and tie with two sizzling arm-candy cougars to raise breast awareness. Or something. He’s like a 60 year old Gronk with Brady’s fashion sense. Everything he does, he doth bestride the narrow world like a colossus. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go photoshop my own face onto the picture of the chick to his right. @JerryThornton1
2 words that will never be used in the same sentence with Jerry Thornton – Alpha Male
2 words that always will – helmet polisher
Jerry Thorton: Dreaming of being the Smithers to Bill Belichick’s Monty Burns since 2000.
His fashion sense comes from his lady. Guarantee she does all his clothes shopping and lays out her clothers for him. WHICH SHE SHOULD. I fucking love her for several reasons. They are:
1. She is around the same age as Belichik, she is at least 50, but smoking hot. Not some young gold digger faking it (See Pizzuti, Linda). I guarantee she actually wants BB cock.
2. she knows her role, and doesn’t try to overtake his life or spit out a twitter feed.
3. She invites other hot cougars into 3somes (see picture above).
Belichik knows how to draft players, and bitches. BB is king.
Well said tornopen. All hail the king!
Great year for Belichick. Oh yeah, except for that whole failing at his job and losing in the Super Bowl thing.
So i guess 30 other coaches failed in your mind, Osama?
If losing in the Super Bowl is failing your job, then sign me up. Osama you sly cunt.
Arm candy? Yes! Cougars? No! They look great and so does Bill Belichick!
Already got this years draft class in the HOF huh? Boston fans crack me up. It is nice to see the gays stick together though.