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 (This is not the 8th grader from the story)

Wickedlocal - Dozens of teenagers have been circulating a nude photo of an underage girl via their cell phones, sometimes for a fee, according to police and school officials in Belmont. Lt. Richard Santangelo told WickedLocal Belmont that detectives and the Middlesex District Attorney’s Office were “investigating a report of possible child pornography on a student’s cell phone” at the Chenery Middle School in Belmont. So far, no one has been charged and police have released few details. Bill Grubb, the assistant headmaster at the upper middle school, said that a girl had allegedly sent a revealing photo of herself to a boy using her cell phone. Grubb said the boy then allegedly sold the photo to other teenagers for $5 apiece. Grubb said 40 to 50 cell phones may have been involved in the incident.

I got to admit I’m fascinated by this story. Like how did this kid get away with selling the photo multiple times for 5 bucks? I can understand the first sale, but after that? I mean couldn’t the kid who bought the first one just have undercut him and sold it for 4 dollars or given it to everybody else for free? Seriously do you know hard it is to maintain porn price integrity in this day and age? So either this kid is some sort of smut super genius or these are the dumbest 8th graders on the block. Either way I’m going to keep my on him. Because what’s that old expression?  “Somewhere somebody is practicing to beat you.” Well this kid may be a real threat to my empire in a couple years. I may just hire his ass and squash this thing in the bud.

PS – I never understand why the police get involved in this shit. I mean it would be one thing if it was Jerry soliciting naked pictures from this 8th grader, but it’s her boyfriend in the same grade. This is just what sluts do now. In the 60′s holding hands was considered provocative. Now it’s sending pictures with dildos up your ass. Bottom-line is don’t hate the playa hate the game.