Bench Clearing Brawl Is An Embarrassment To Americans
(NESN) - In hockey, emotions run high regardless of age. Sometimes, those emotions lead to arguing. Sometimes, they lead to some physical play. Sometimes, they lead to a 1-on-1 altercation. And yet other times, frustration amongst players gets so pent up that everyone decides to go to blows. That’s exactly what happened over the weekend at the World Hockey Invitational AAA tournament in Latvia. It was the first time the annual tournament — usually held in Chicago in November — expanded internationally, and judging by the chaos that ensued, it could be the last. Two U16 teams from Bauer Select and KHL club Lokomotiv played the first of their three round robin games on Friday. The third period eventually evolved into a slugfest after Lokomotiv took a 4-0 lead, and 56 penalty minutes were dished out in the contest’s final two seconds.
Disband the team! Blow the Bauer Selects right the fuck up. Lokomtivs just ran train all over that ass. Did you see the disparity of jerseys? Like 100 Commies out there and the Selects couldn’t even bother to get off the bench. Disgusting. No wonder they got their dicks kicked in 4-0. Absolutely zero heart. Fighting with full cages and gloves and kids are still strewn about the ice like they just stormed Normandy. Bench clearing brawls are the easiest thing there is. You’re wearing enough armor to make Lancelot look like he was in a Speedo. Get out there and just start windmilling the fuck out of your arms and hope to hit something. It’s really not that hard. But anything is sitting on the bench with a thumb up your ass and a goose egg on the scoreboard. Bombay never would have stood for that.

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Lokomotiv? Didn’t their whole fucking team die in a plane crash last year? Fucking Russians just won’t stay dead
DISGRACE! they would still be part of Russia if it wasnt for us………and Rocky IV
Where the fuck are the US bench players, hiding behind the bench or down the hall ? pussies
A Canadian team would have sent their 3 rd line to mop it up while the rest went for beer and timbits
Wow. Yanks getting their asses handed to them in a hockey brawl. That’s new. The only time an american player drops his gloves is to check if his nail polish matches his laces.
Evil One, a Canadian team would’ve done the same thing all you French faggots have done for generations… Run for the fuckin hills waving a white flag as furiously as possible. Then maybe you’d have gone for beers but you certainly wouldn’t have been in that fight. Face it, you’ll never be anything more than America’s Hat, that is, until you run away from that too
Ha! kickthepuppy with the most bewildering comment of the day.
Well, that was just an old fashioned ass beating. Jesus.
kickthepuppy “you certainly wouldn’t be in that fight” you mean a fight with cages on? ughhh…ya a canuck or two might join in. calling an entire country pussies from behind a keyboard on barstoolsports…what does that make you?
Look at the 1:10 mark. The Russians had about 35 guys on their squad!! How the fuck do they have such a disparity in players. Straight ass whoopin they laid down though
Bauer Selects are from Canada….
@thechosenone…no they are not. You know you can use this thing called the internet to check facts right? http://www.bauerselects.com/WhoAreWe.htm
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