Bengals Cheerleader Pulls Off One of the Best Power Moves in Sex Scandal Teacher History
Kentucky – A former Bengals cheerleader left court today hand-in-hand with the student she admitted to having a sexual relationship with after avoiding jail. Sarah Jones, 27, pleaded guilty to having sex with the 17-year-old student at a Kentucky school where she was a teacher. She also admitted to sexual misconduct and custodial interference. In a tearful admission, Jones told the court today: ‘I began a romantic relationship while he was a student and I was in a position of authority.’ …Prosecutors said they made the deal because the teenager, now 18, and his family were uncooperative with them and sided with his former teacher. Part of the reason defense attorney Eric Deters said Jones was willing to plead guilty was because the judge had denied his request to keep the text messages that she sent to the teen out of the trial. ‘They’re embarrassing,’ Deters told reporters after the hearing. ‘They were steamy.’
I know this story’s been all over the place the last 24 hours but I apologize for nothing. Because Barstool takes a back seat to no one when it comes to covering Sarah Jones’ sexual escapades. Whether it was Dave calling bullshit on her lawsuit against The Dirty for calling her a slut and saying she had STDs or me grading her Sex Teacher Scandal and giving her a solid B, we’ve been consistently ahead of the pack on this little minx. The only reason I bring her up at all now is out of pure respect. As the world’s leading authority on crazy-horny teachers throwing their careers away to bone their underage students, I’d be derelict in my duty if I didn’t acknowledge Sarah’s power move here. After months of playing the victim and protesting her innocence, holding hands with the kid on the way out of the courtroom is about as badass a move as the SST game has seen in a while. And having your lawyer admit you were swapping “steamy” texts with the kid the whole time you were acting like your as pure as the Virgin Mother? That’s got to be the baddest ass move since Mary Kay Letourneau got out of jail and jumped right back in the sack with her babby daddy.
So like I always say, in grading SSTs, extra credit is always available. Looks like Miss Jones wanted to take me up on it because she just moved a B to an A. Congratulations, Sarah. And now that you’re a convicted criminal I’m sure the Bengals will welcome you back. @JerryThornton1
i would let her pee in my mouth
You’re an ugly idiot for giving her a B in the first place. You look like dwight schrute when he runs out of his Just For Men you prick
You remind me of Sandusky
I’ll take a medium coke and what her chair is having please
either he has a hulk hammer of the family’s got money.
dude is lucky
Never knew those hayseeds called the Bengals the ‘Benn-gals’
And, oh yes, oh yes I would.
I wanna lick her crack!
i want to wear her uterus as a helmet
Way to recap how awesome you are, Jerry. You’re so great at what you do. I love the way you write. So fluid. So real.
WTF? i was banging chubby freshmen broads when i was 17, and this asshole is pulling that off?
it was retarded that you have her a B in the first place. Girl is smoking….
Pretty sure The Dirty was ahead of the pack, seeing as how they broke the story in the first place.
does brazzers do background checks before hiring?
“And now that you’re a convicted criminal I’m sure the Bengals will welcome you back.”
Jerry are you fucking retarded, convicted automatically qualifies her, fuck she may be starting in their secondary this weekend. Bengals aren’t known for being a law abiding group
what a waste of pussy. That little douche couldnt hit the sides of that that thing let alone the bottom.
I’d let her sit on my face any day of the week
Unbelievable….I mean she’s done with the kid now, right? If that whole “we’re in love and still together” thing isn’t the biggest dog and pony show out there, I don’t know what is.
i cant get over how that reporter pronounces bengal
she gives me bonar in my pants
love the site pres but ya boy thornton NEEDS to go. totally dropped the ball on commenting about how smart this broad was and how the bengals will be dying for her return due to her criminal case.
And having your lawyer admit you were swapping “steamy” texts with the kid the whole time you were acting like your as pure as the Virgin Mother?
What in the fuck are you talking about? Every fucking lawyer in the world would do this.
Fucktard.
Pretty sure Ben-Gals is what they call the Bengals cheerleaders. Get it? Ben-Gals…Gals..
Back to the bengals?? Fuck that, this broad has a career with Hustler locked down whenever she wants it… and we all know she wants it.
Dancing with the Stars, Playboy or Porn by 2015 ?
“Niceeeeeeeee….”
Yahtzee!
damn she is hawt. she should do that cleavage challenge thing.
http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
That kid is a legend
She looks like someone with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Do not want.
I still think that the funniest part of this is that having discovered that she can no longer teach or be a cheerleader, she plans on attending law school. Epic.
@5MM, I never knew you douchebags called us “hayseeds”. What the fuck does that even mean?
what a little slut