Bet Everyone Who Didn’t Like My Book Is Feeling Pretty Stupid Right Now
It’s called courting a woman, guys. Learn about it. Anyone can buy chicks fancy and shiny things. Sometimes you gotta get them a gift from the heart, something sentimental to show you care. Like photoshopping your faces onto a bunch of weird pictures. That’s how you date pornstars #likeaboss.
PS – I can deal with people saying that the book is weird. If you’re an idiot with dumb opinions then I guess you’re entitled to them. But it’s pretty ridiculous that no one commented how much I look just like Ryan Gosling in that pic from The Notebook. I’m not even sure I remembered to Photoshop that one. Might just be him.
lucky bastard
good job
Put out a book of all the tweets from girls telling you to fuck off….Sounds like a good read…and I’m sure you have plenty of material.
This story line is 1 billion times better than maurice begging people to follow him on twitter.
lemme know when you hit it……..you just got friendzoned via twitter, that takes talent.
You are the man Feits!!
God you are one sad sad jew… Hey why don’t you brag some more, sure did alotta good for you in Fanduel this week… LOOOOSAA
can someone fill me in on what the fuck this idiot is talking about?
Feitelberg: If you don’t get anal from this chick at least, then I will be very disappointed in you.
better tie a board to your ass Feits. cuz your gonna fall in
I’m pretty sure I could get the same reaction if I bought that gold digger a gift too.
@herbie http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/i-think-im-ready-to-make-my-book-for-kelly-divine/#comments
@herbie gaystoolie will fill you in
St trying to be like Big Cat.
She thinks your cute and immature. Way to own the friendzone like a boss. Mean while she’s getting smashed in her anal canal and your getting caught j’ing off back stage of Blackout tours. #clownshoes
Dude, who are you kidding? Hot chicks run away from you like a dyke fleein’ a dick!
Feits, I bet you 5 Ball Dobt Lie shirts this cum dumpster is at the court house filing a restraining order against your weird bird ass…..and thats saying something coming from a broad like this.
Kelly Devine is fucking disgusting. She’s not hot and has multiple videos of her getting double teamed by two black guys
Really nice ass, but like her tits: it’s probably fake
@rusty Tromboner. Go give your self a rusty trombone you fag. FEITS to replace PRES!!!!!!!
Wow. So we found someone that is excited to be on Barstool. Oh, she’s a pornstar. Makes sense now.
I don’t know who you are, but you’re about to get chlamydia.
At the end of the day you still have a 3 inch dick and the control of John Rocker
This chick is fucking gross anyway.
@Feits Do you have a BBC? Because you’re gonna need one. You might want to borrow Mo’s.
@t12a43.. So what that’s what I wanna see her get doubled teamed by the zoo
Thought it was creepy but funny the first time, I stand by that
dude. you suck. no chicks like you,they like fame. you’re almost as doooshy as KFC..what a fag he is.
this chick is gross. if you like ass, go with Alexis texas
im not a twitter guy…is the whole “trending thing” as important in life as internet dollars?
Feitelberg is my new #1 in my barstool blogger power rankings, and not just because of this.
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