Better Weekend Fight Showdown: The DMV Awards Vs. Taco Bell….Who Ya Got?
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Tough call on this one. The best punch is clearly thrown in the Taco Bell video. Also I like the fact that 2 guys beat the shit out of 3 guys. That has to be considered an upset. But I’m still going with the DMV awards just for the sheer chaos of it all. Plus I have a soft spot for the guy on the microphone. “Security to the floor. Security to the floor please.” Like some grey haired security guard at a hotel is going to rush into the mix here. Also nice timing with turning the house lights up. Right in time to see that guy getting pummeled. Almost so like that’s what’s going on in the dark?
Vote 1 for DMV and 10 for Taco Bell

(1,510 votes, average: 9.44 out of 10)
i had to watch the taco bell one twice because the first time i watched it i missed most of the fight because i wanted to make sure someone picked up the damn dog
Regarding the Taco Bell fight… If you wear baggy jorts like that kid, you deserve to get your ass kicked all over the place.
I expect shit like that at a Denny’s but not Taco Bell. Shame on them white boys.
69 got 86′d.
All those people work at the DMV?
Nice, that kid in the striped shirt cleaned house. The Jort kid kind of embarrassed himself, didnt even land one punch before he got knocked out and head stomped. And if I was security in that hotel, and I heard the MC calling for security, I would have locked myself in a bathroom stall so fucking fast.
Taco Bell fight – the dude that got laid out has a 69 jersey
DMV fight – one of them is our President. I voted for the other guy.
The DMV always does make tempers flare
what even started this fight at the taco bell?
No doubt the Taco Bell fight. Nothing beats wiggers (especially wiggers in jorts) getting their shit pushed in.
The fact that the Taco Bell fight was orchestrated by the 3 man team makes it even better that they lost. That’s what you get when the homies hang back. Push with the advantage.
I think jorts is catching a bad rap, he had to square off against 2 dudes at once. Easy to see how he let a solid shot get past him. His 2 boys deserve a kick in the teeth though. When it’s obvious it’s 2 on 1 they stand in the doorway, then when they join in they get their asses kicked in no time.
they give awards for making people wait 3 hours to renew their registrations?
Who cares about the fight…chick in black top in Taco bell vid…sweet rack.
That kid in the black t-shirt got beaten out of his shoe. He should probably find a new activity to keep himself busy.
how was nobody at the DMV awards carrying a gun? talk about fake gangbangers….. never bring a hotel function room chair to a gun fight……
Just another day at the DMV………”Now, youse can’t leave”
3 on 2 you gotta outflank them and attack from the rear.
fuckin jorts
The dmvlife crew gets an event at a hotel and barstool can’t even get on UMASS campus?
Love to see the hotel idiot who sold the event to the ghetto rats. Talk about morons. Can’t believe there was no gunfire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPDErGKjzZE
Classic tactical blunder by the 3 man team in the taco bell video. Reminiscent of Thermopylae.
Solid Iverson memorial chair throw in the dmv video. Nice work, pres.
that fucking asshole tossed his dog to join the fight…
What in the flyin fuckhole is DMVLife??? What a bunch o clowns….red carpet…..behind the scenes…….security to the floor……what floor? It’s a fuckin ballroom at Lombardos or something, the whole thing is the floor. They act like it’s the event of the century in the Colloseum. A Station Nightclub reinactment wouldn’t have been a terrible outcome…..
That guys hat was too big. It was barely on his head.
Sherlock has 2 questions that need to be answered
1)who dropped an ipod into the gorilla pen?
2)who left the zoo doors unlocked
there were more opiates in there than a hospital…look at their eyes
Fucking people don’t know how to act.
Who the fuck brings a chihuahua to a Taco Bell? That’s like bringing a chicken to a KFC.
The fact no one got shot at the DMV awards is shocking
The DMV (DC,Maryland, Virginia thugs) wasn’t all too exciting, pretty predictable, what do you expect when you get all those apes in one place at once.
What cracked me up in the Taco Bell video is once the fight ended that girl went rushing to the front door to get her soda.
I’m more impressed by the dedication of the lady in pink at Taco Bell…She wasn’t leaving until she got that soda back
Better angle of the Taco Bell fight. Jimmy Jorts takes more feet to the face than Rex Ryan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92eJ3AQdKak
rookie move by the kid in the 69 shirt. can’t throw a right across your body at the kid to your left, you’re defenseless against the guy on your right every time. keep your left up by your chin to shield yourself the best you can from the guy on your left and hope you catch the guy on your right good with the first shot. this dude is fucked either way cuz his friends are pussy. love the shirtless kid at 1:02…his boy backs into him when he’s clearly in a 2-on-1 situation, and he just pushes him back in there and is all, “yeah! get him, joey!”. i guess he got right in there once his boy went down, but too little too late at that point.
over/under on amount of people big mike has poked?
watched it from the angle jimnasium mentioned… And GODDAMN #69 absolutely gets his shit wrecked.. I think he might have died if that kid had brought the chair down on him… kids is whack
Wonder if that Best Western will host the DMV awards next year or if they’re moving that whole show out to the LA Motel 6 like my sources are hinting at?
Anyway who won the award for: Best use of a right turn signal during a drive by?
Pfft!…the DMV awards. What’s next? The Department of Sanitation Night at the Met?
Aftermaff.
Gotta love the shirtless kid laughing and yelping like the joker.
In the alternate view, blue shirt kid misses with a running haymaker and winds up stuffing himself headfirst into the ordering counter. Then he gets up and fixes his hair before helping 69.