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Boston.com - News couple Bianca de la Garza and David Wade are calling it quits. The local morning anchors, who have been married for 12 years and work for competing stations – she’s with WCVB-TV (Channel 5), he’s with WBZ-TV (Channel 4) – confirmed the split yesterday through manager Mendes Napoli. “This is a very difficult time for both of them. Their focus remains today and in the future on raising their daughter,’’ said Napoli, who will continue to represent both de la Garza and Wade. In a Globe profile of the pair last year, Wade said, of competing with his wife for ratings: “For 30 seconds, there was a feeling of, all right, we are going to compete against each other. Does that mean we are going to have ill feelings toward the other. . .?’’ De la Garza said of the rivalry: “It brings out the best in both of us.’’

Well I can’t say I didn’t see this one coming. I mean look at what I wrote back on Feb 21st 2008 when they first became rivals at different TV stations.

I absolutely refuse to believe that there isn’t going to be some serious hate fucking going on at Wade/de la Garza household. I mean Bianca already basically pissed in her husband’s eyeball with that “He’s a big boy” line. That’s obviously code for I’m going to kick his ass all over the place and there ain’t a god damn thing he can do about it. And you know what? She’s right. How the hell can David Wade compete with a smokeshow like Bianca de la Garza? I give it two years before David Wade throws in the towel on this relationship. There is just no way a man can be a man when his wife is dominating him in the workforce like this. I mean if the First Lady was the Editor of Hustler or something I wouldn’t even be able to show my face in public. Or Spare Change for that matter.

Did the Pres do it again or did the Pres do it again? Seriously if they gave out Purple Hearts for being right all the time I’d have a fucking apartment full of them. I mean it’s like I have a crystal ball into the smut future or something. Anyway you never want to root for divorce when there is a kid involved, but this is still pretty awesome news for the city of Boston. Because if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times.   The only thing more dangerous than a Big Cat is a Big Cat on the prowl. So watch out Heidi Watney because Bianca De La Garza is coming for your ass guns ab-lazing.   (Is that you spell ablazing?)