Bibi Jones Shocks the Porn World And Retires
I haven’t seen a HOF career cut short like this since Gale Sayers blew out his knee. Fuck I should have saved that joke for Neil. I mean 20 years old and already hanging up the cleats/putang. Unbelievable. As a sidenote I can’t believe I watched that entire video. I kept waiting for somebody to stick a dick in her. For her to push that sun back up in the sky one last time. But nope. Nothing. Not even a farewell masturbation session. Shit just ain’t right.
Is there really any loss here? Countless videos of her sucking and fucking in her prime will pervade the internet for years to come. Do we really need any more? Unless you’re one of those insatiable deviants that crave double anal penetration or some other extreme shit Bibi never graduated to in her short-lived career.
She better know how to cook. She will be back to porn in a month.
she will be back gettin stuffed once that money runs out, guaranteed. once a soulless whore, always one.
that video literally made me lol. Getting choked up about ending your career choking on cock (captured on video, atleast).
PS. So she had to learn that from a book? What the hell did her parents ever teach her? I’m sure mom gave here the tips on dick sucking while dads was used as a prop.
Can we raise her meat curtains to the rafters?
What’s the over/under on when she will be engaged to Gronk?
“Ive been reading this book, for a couple months now”
After extensive Google-imaging of this broad, quite the mangled brown-bag she had hangin there. Yowzers.
Yikes. That sounded like a videotaped suicide note.
@ otwisted–holy shit bro, that was perfect. A+ –sooo is this bitch hooked up to a morphine drip or something? or is she actually that slow!?
Mantis…could you focus on a book knowing that tomorrow morning you’re going to get impaled by Lexington Steele. That being said…hilarious
And I guess props for having the ovaries to do this, but I hope she realizes that she’s pretty much undateable for about 97% of the population. And her voice is fucking annoying.
She retired to hop on Gronk’s zick
…the day… The music died.
wife material
Welp! This calls for a farewell beat off in honor of Bibi Jones and her mangled p-flaps. God luck and Godspeed, you fucking twat.
^hahahahaha well fucking played
Most depressing videos that I’ve ever masturbated to:
1. Bibi Jones suicide video
2. Schindlers List (shower scene)
I would say it is safe to assume the her next profession will not be a narrator or motivational speaker. Back to porn it is!
Briar FTW!!!ost my shit on that gem.
Comment boards are lighting it up. Philly & NY, take note.
publicity stunt… calling it.
She’ll be back within 2 years after all the $$ is blown from coke, and meth, with her box flaps hanging down to her ankles.
she should do one of those cleavage challenges now
http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
mattyg, “bye bye, miss ameri-creampie”?
this bitch was super strung out on Oxycontin or Vicodin or something. anyone buying her fleshlight that just came out???
This chick is a mess. If you think she’s done with porn, you’re out of your mind. This has publicity stunt/plea for help written all over it.
10 bucks she blows all her money tightening her vag
@vettesr: Gold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
wow…well, if she’s not dead by morning, we’ll see where we’re at after a few months of working as a bank teller for $9.50 an hour. hundred bucks says we’ll see her sucking dick in a santa claus hat.
if this was retirement my dick can’t even wait for homecoming.. its going to be a bloodbath
she’s trying so hard to get a steady stream of tears going
she graduated magna cum laude
this has to be a planned publicity stunt…. theres no way that chick can actually read…. also on a sidenote her and gronk’s kid is gonna just pop out ready to slay… futures bet that he’ll hit double digits on the notched belt before the birthday cake
you fucks are gonna feel bad if this broad offs herself…oh wait none of you have souls nvm
if any of you cretins finds a wife to stick it into i hope she gives you cumdumpsters for daughters
I was gonna try and make a joke but otwisted just dominated. Wit mattyg a very close second.
Sad day indeed
ironic that the book is called the power of now but you can’t understand it immediately, you have to read a couple of pages and think about them for a couple of days….maybe should be renamed the power of a couple of days from now?
She will however have a great career in stripping
just kidding..Briars comment the stuff of fucking legends. New t-shirts with “good luck and godspeed you fucking twat” asap
On the plus side she doesn’t have Elle Macpherson’s feet.
Might not be a slow reader, but she’s one hell of a slow talker. I couldn’t get through one minute of that.
How pathetic is your life if you know or care about fucking pornstars?
Losers.
It’s unfortunate that she has to flap off into the sunset in her prime. If her next career move (Charlie sheen goddess), doesn’t pan out, all she needs is a pussy lip trim, a bleached asshole and she’s right back in the game.
Pussy lip reduction is the equivalent of tommy john surgery in the porn game.
pres, are you even talking to neil out west at all? or are you just gonna leave your expanding empire to the wolves? he needs you help bro, coach him a little. tell him to nut the fuck up and stop taking shit from everybody. and tell him to BLOG not just write a comment about boring shit that’s happening.
Upside down views, thats a pretty bood statement coming from a dude that has a Survivor Blog. Uhh, i’ll take pornstars and you can keep writing your shitty survivor blog.
Its taking this slut months to read a 200 page book?
Apparently so influential that it makes you stop fucking in front of a camera for a living. Not to mention every job he ever tries to land after this will immediately recognize her as that slut that was in porn
Belicheck will find a role for her
A+ comment section, really well done.
When a cum-guzzling gutter slut porn star with A-level meat curtains retires, it’s time for a moment of silence.
I bought her fleshlight. Overrated.
Plenty of other sleez bags to get stuffed like thanksgiving turkeys out there she won’t be missed. Go suck a cock bitch
Ha she already changed her twitter handle to Brittney Maclin. Note to future me, if you ever have a daughter, dont name her Brittney.
she just wants to become religious like with Tebow.
I wonder if she has a 5 date rule now?? What a jip.
I hate to be the transitional boyfriend its going to to be one serious emotional rollar coaster to get in those fucking pants again. Imagine the shit you would have to pretend to be interested in. “Hold me”…..
Wait until her next wave of bills come in. She will be back in action faster than Brett Favre.
Just listen to this sluts interview on Howard stern. Im very confident every stoolie could bang this girl. Fuck, even gaystoolie
that video should have been 1:30
Lawyer up twat. You’re under contract with Digital. Boom goes that dynamite.
That was kind of like watching Lou Gehrig’s farewell speech.
I guess slowly and painfully disgracing your family takes it toll. If her parents were any good to begin with, she wouldn’t be sucking dick for cash.
safe to say, we need to burn every copy of ‘the power of now’ before the entire porn industry crumbles.
It’s probably for the best, she can now focus on her butter face.
what realcinch said
Explains why the Pats didn’t sign Welker to a long-term deal. The Slut is going to now be playing the Slot!
hilarious
100% of chicks in sex industry drug and drink themselves into oblivion. Bibi will be back on chemicals and screwing on camera in no time.
Wow, a lot of you people are nasty! Talking about all girls in porn being soulless, drug addicts, wastes, etc. Yet i’ll bet most of you (if not all of you) watch porn or you would not have even bothered to watch this announcement. Not every girl in porn is an addict; however, I would say 90% have gotten into it because they have some sort of sad emotional issue from their past. Whether they were molested, are depressed, were physically abused, or even even neglected. These girls are people too. Yet you all seem to just want to think of them as objects, or less than human. Maybe it makes you uncomfortable to be faced with the fact that the girls you get off to are members of people’s families with feelings of their own. I for one applaud her for choosing to do what she realizes is right for her. Most of these girls lose their family from this if they still had them before they got in. She probably thought this would be a way to become an actress or a celebrity. Which is not such an outlandish notion in our modern society, considering the Kardashians (and Paris Hilton) found fame seeded in a sex tape (no pun intended.) Give this girl a break. She wants to fix what is broken. It may be a hard journey, she may even come back before ultimate success. I am a recovering addict and it took me many attempts to fix what was broken in me. Though I have been mostly clean for nearly 5 years, I still have moments of struggle. You may all want to feel better by dehumanizing Brittany, but I for one will root for her to succeed in her new chosen path.