Big Daddy Smooth Just Doing the Damn Thing Per Usual
Feitleberg already blogged about this the other day. But I’m still getting emails from people being like “Hey Pres you have to check this Masshole out Big Daddy Smooth.” Umm are people fucking serious? I guess that’s what happens when you’re the Blogfather though huh? All these new fangled blogs and all the kids out there with their fancy PDA’s and lpads don’t even realize that half the shit they read nowadays originated from the Stool. Like who do you think invented the name Big Daddy Smooth? I did obviously. Saw the bro dancing in the crowd at a Sox game back in 2007 and stuck him on the Stool. The rest is history. We’ve probably blogged about him 1,000 times since then. Just search Big Daddy Smooth on our site and you’ll get a million legendary stories about him. Have we grown that much that lots of our readers don’t know that? Is that possible? (Here are some of his better pictures)
So naturally this begs the question why did I stop blogging about him? Well because Big Daddy Smooth is kind of like Tedy Bruschi. He’s full tilt full time. You can’t just turn him on and off like a faucet. He was asking me for tickets every 3 seconds to everything. He’s kind of a high maintenance blog celebrity if you can believe that. And then Superfat came along. Don’t get me wrong Big Daddy Smooth still brings it and I love the guy, but he was wearing me out.
PS – Quick Big Daddy Smooth story. I saw him outside the Garden a couple years ago with his daughter trying to buy tickets for the C’s. I had a relationship with Higs so I ran in and grabbed him a pair of lodge seats. They were selling for like 200 each. He looks at em and says “you couldn’t get floor” dead serious. Fucking Big Daddy Smooth at his finest.
pres overusing the phrase “per usual” per usual.
Fuckin Fuckin Fuckin Fuckin somebody count how many Fuckins he used?
he isn’t that smooth
what a disgusting human
So if you “discovered” him in the same way you broke the news anout Jenny Dell then I’m guessing that means Deadspin found him, you posted him 2 weeks later and claimed victory?
I counted 51 FUCKINS
lodge?
fockingg
Wow, way to make him sound like a fucken prick.
Big Daddy Smooth, a fine representative of our fair region.
Honestly how has MTV or better yet Showtime/HBO not done a Masshole reality series yet? This right here proves how GOLDEN it would be.
Quid pro quo. You use his image to generate page views for several years and he expects some high priced favors in return. I’d say you got a good deal.
I want to see a video of his impending heart attack.
BTW, what are lodge seats? Did you get him in the Elks to watch the game?
So you and Higgs used to fuck?
It’s evident that your dick is smaller than your nose. How many posts do we have to read about how you’re a hero for posting shit first, you’re the blog-master, Deadspin copies everything you do, etc.. Here’s a quick tip: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK, JEWBOY!!! Just show us more hot whores, and SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
It’s Loge you superfraud, go plan your next college party so the first lady can crush her side piece
how does this motherfucker get his tickets?
wildmanpete, not funny per usual
nice price drop pres
^ oldass manzosucks, obsessed with me as usual.
Jesus, that was his reaction? I’m reminded of Brick Top in “Snatch” when he says, “Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don’t want to know if it tastes good or not.”
obsessed? don’t flatter yourself tiny
New drinking game: u drink everytime he says fuck. That’s just askin 4 a sloppy night
This guy looks like he survives on a steady diet of Budweiser, Polish sausage, & Fritos.
I’m from Massachusetts and I could only take that guy for about 3:52. I think if I was standing in front of him I would have walked away at 3:52. Like, fahkin dude, fahkin get the the fahkin point al-fahkin-ready.
Is that english?
Hi, Just registered to share here. I have some great stories about this guy! I know everything about him. We’ve attended a few games together and I have unreal pics and probably some video. The best was December Monday Night game in Baltimore during the undefeated season (regular season….grrrr). He brought a bunch of custom made Santa Brady jerseys. I’ll have to share pics soon. He’s been a very generous person most of his life. He was picked to turn the light out on the old Garden. I’m a full-time, licensed, tax paying ticket broker so he’s secured tickets through me many, many times. Fact: I hadn’t seen him in about a year when pooof there he was on the video board for about 4 seconds around the time Gronk broke the record vs. Buffalo in the 4th quarter of the final regular season game this year…..Tim
Am I alone in that I don’t find this at all funny? You found some drunk asshole and got him on camera…neat