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Well Lebron has done the impossible.  He overshadowed the dickhead wearing shades at the Celtics game today and Dwayde wearing white pants like an asshole.  I mean I’m in god damn St. Martin right now sitting on a beach getting shitfaced on Strawberry Daiquiri’s and word has spread even here about Bron Bron’s man-purse.  Just the most ridiculous accessory in the history of accessories.  What is his fascination with trying to be a hipster doofus?  Looks like he’s god damn Moonlight  Grahm getting ready to make a housecall.    Seriously has anybody ever tried any harder to be cool in the history of civilization than this buffoon?   Bro the harder you try the worse it looks.   You can’t fake being cool.    It just has to come naturally.  Like this bro…Swag in spades…