See this is how the Pres does it.  Yes I’m still on my honeymoon.    It’s fucking poured for 48 straight hours here.  The locals tell me it only rains 3 days a year in Cabo and I’ve caught 2 of them.    The elders say they haven’t seen this much rain since last time a class 5 hurricane hit, blah, blah, blah.    So I’ve spent the last two days watching sports, betting my ass off and getting killed.    The First Lady made me take her to the mall yesterday and I tried to cheer myself up by buying an “I survived the Swine Flu 2009″ tshirt but my credit card got denied.  No joke.   It’s been that type of weekend.  And to top it all off  apparently Jerry took Columbus Day as a paid holiday even though the Barstool manual clearly says it isn’t.   So what am I left to do?   The only thing I can do.   Post a big ass hood fight from Pine Bluff Arkansas and take everybody’s mind off sports for a couple minutes…

PS –  That move from that fat bitch around the 2:14 mark when she was just sitting on that other chick  was the most I’ve ever seen anybody dominate another creature in my life.   I don’t care whether it’s wildlife, sports, jeapordy, business, street fights etc.   It just doesn’t’ get worse than that.  She looked like a cross between Randy Couture and King Kong Bundy.   Just sitting on that bitch slapping the shit out of her.   And then as if that wasn’t bad enough she got up and danced on her head.    I guess it’s true what they say.   Let the haters hate and the players play.

Double PS – Yeah I know this is a year old.    Cut me some fucking slack.  I’m on vacation.