TMZ – Bill Clinton just out-Clinton’d himself — posing with two famous porn stars in Monaco moments ago … and one of them’s a real up-and-comer. Clinton’s in a Monte Carlo casino right now for a special “Nights in Monaco” gala event — and several celebrities are in attendance … including Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson … and a BUNCH OF PORN STARS. The two porn stars on Bill’s arms are Tasha Reign (left) and Brooklyn Lee — AVN’s “Best New Starlet” in porn.

Fucking Clinton. How can you not love this dude? Like if he was allowed to run for President again I feel like he’d win 99% of the vote. Guy just dominates life. Like if you don’t think all these whores were back in his hotel room late getting penetrated while he simetaneously played the sax with his Blues Brothers shades on you are a fucking fool. None of this Tim Tebow junk making chicks pull down their pictures on twitter either. Quite the opposite. Bubba demands they keep em up. Sends a fucking message to the rest of the free world. I’m Bill Clinton and I fuck ho’s…Deal with it. Power move and a half.

PS – In all seriousness why doesn’t Hillary just run on the platform that she will just cook and clean and let Bill run the country? That’s a winning platform if I’ve ever heard one.