softball_world_series

Seattle Times - Three bisexual men are suing a national gay-athletic organization, saying they were discriminated against during the Gay Softball World Series held in the Seattle area two years ago. The three Bay Area men say the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance in essence deemed them not gay enough to participate in the series. The lawsuit filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Seattle accuses the alliance of violating Washington state laws barring discrimination. The alliance organizes the annual Gay Softball World Series. Beth Allen, the alliance’s attorney, said the lawsuit is unwarranted and that the three plaintiffs “were not discriminated against in any unlawful manner.” …The alliance’s rules say that each World Series team can have no more than two heterosexual players… At one point during the proceedings, the lawsuit alleges, one of the plaintiffs was told: “This is the Gay World Series, not the Bisexual World Series.”

Is this the most frivolous lawsuit of all time or what?  Obviously bisexual guys can’t play in a gay league any more than straight guys can.  It’s a competitive disadvantage.  Because everybody knows bi guys are better athletes than totally gay guys.  It’s just evolution.   They’re not as far down on the unathletic totempole.   So if the NGAAA has rules saying you can only have two non-gay players, that the rule.  These guys had three.  What part of that do they not understand? If you’re not gay enough you’re not gay enough.  If you don’t like it, either form your own bisexual softball league or become gayer.  It sounds pretty cut and dried to me.  Once you start making exceptions to the “You Can’t Fuck Chicks” rule, you might as well be giving guys six strikes or ten outs to an inning.  After all, what’s the point of forming a Gay Athletic Alliance in the first place if you’re going to start letting in guys who like pussy?  It would just turn the whole NGAAA into nothing but a pathetic joke.    You might as well let straight guys who don’t throw like girls in.

PS.  That sound you hear is Branch Rickey banging his head off the lid of his casket.