How freaking embarrassing is this incident for the Bison?  Honestly how does this Bison even show it’s face back in his neighborhood?  I can just picture all his buddies razzing him now.  “Like so let me get this straight Ralph.   You were snorting and stomping your feet in front of a bunch of tourists and everybody was still creeping on you, petting you and taking pictures?   And then you chased a little Asian kid with a backpack around a tree and he got away?  How old was the kid you attacked again?  8 years old?   And you still couldn’t catch him?  BAHAHAHAHA!”    Seriously how do you come back from this if you are a wild bison and you get outrun on foot by some 2nd grade math wiz?  Good luck getting laid now Ralph.  Least intimidating wild Bison ever….