What happens when you have a 48 hour rain delay at Fenway on a Wednesday Night and there are only 500 drunk fans left who have crawled from the bleachers to the front row?   Well quite possibly the best impromptu chant in the history not only of the Red Sox but of any team anywhere.

“Oh Baby Youk….You got what I need…But you say he just a friend….You say he just a friend…Oh Baby Youk…You Got What I need….But you say he just a friend…You say he just a friend”

Brilliant.  No other way to describe it.   I know it’s impossible but this should be sung every single at bat for the rest of Youk’s career.    Bravo Fenway.  Bravo.  Just another reason Boston fans are better than everybody else.