Listen I don’t want to tell girls how to walk or what they should look like but this is how it’s done! I mean did you the way Blake sashayed down the steps? Arms swinging back and forth like she owned the joint. That is how you fucking walk! And did you see how her tits were like popping out of her dress? This how tits are supposed to look! It’s enough to almost make me forget fat chicks even exist in this world.

PS – This was a pretty good Tiger Woods skit too….