Blue Jays Fan Does a Hot Dog Shooter Out of a Chick’s Cleavage

When you’re a Jays fan and you’re living in a baseball-apathetic town and your team is poised to take a death plunge out of first place, you’ve got to get your entertainment at the ballpark any way you can.  Thank God then for homely, overweight attention whore Canadian broads.  If I saw this at a game, I like to think I’d be a good sport about it.  Like the guy who yells “Hot dog vendooorrr!” and not like the grumpy old man sitting in front of the guy who eats the hot dog.  Then again, if I had this chubby Canuck’s muffin tops in my ear I probably wouldn’t have the best attitude about it either.

 

- Total Pro Sports

Jerry Thornton   |  Random Thoughts   |  05/7/09, 5:10 pm    | 

20 People have left comments on this post



» Trusty Rombone said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:42 }

sweet video…..not

» delos17 said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:52 }

Yawn. The chick with the powder blue bluejays shirt looks like she could be all right looking …

» Jesus said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:30 }

Wow this blog has 100 comments potential… not.

Keep sucking Thorton.

» LebowskiUrbanAchiever said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:58 }

so people are saying “not” again. I thought that shit stopped being cool a long time ago?

» Dominique.Francon said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:41 }

My highschool’s chess team could’ve filled more seats.

» itsMurda said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:48 }

this girl definitely takes it in the balloon…. knot.

» Jesus said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:54 }

Hey cuntface,

The use of “not” was meant to be lame. Kind of like you, and Thortons Blog.

» Dale Sturtevant said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:10 }

» LebowskiUrbanAchiever said: { May 7, 2009 – 05:05:58 }
so people are saying “not” again. I thought that shit stopped being cool a long time ago?

it’s retro cool now. use it as needed and do not worry about reprecussions.

» FU2 said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:51 }

Jesus- I always assume that the point of your posting was a lame one. You’re batting 1.000 there slugger.

» TeamFingerBlast said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:23 }

SYKE!!!!!!!!

» TeamFingerBlast said: { May 7, 2009 - 06:05:10 }

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4149875

Favre remains retired.

» TeamFingerBlast said: { May 7, 2009 - 06:05:32 }

Your move manny

» CptKballs said: { May 7, 2009 - 06:05:52 }

This suit is black not.

» Figgs22 said: { May 7, 2009 - 06:05:05 }

the video loaded nicely…..NOT!! cant see shit

» Jesus said: { May 7, 2009 - 06:05:35 }

Its not a tumaah..

» BostonSportsFan4Life said: { May 7, 2009 - 07:05:51 }

alston suspended for game 3

» Dude Abides said: { May 7, 2009 - 09:05:00 }

tried to watch the video, but it was removed and what not

» Dominique.Francon said: { May 8, 2009 - 12:05:45 }

Love the Kindergarten Cop reference, Jesus… Takin’ me back!

» Eagle1 said: { May 8, 2009 - 07:05:59 }

Where can I get a t-shirt that says “2004* 2007*”?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090507&sportCat=mlb

» Eagle1 said: { May 8, 2009 - 07:05:18 }

Cue the Roidboats!

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