When you’re a Jays fan and you’re living in a baseball-apathetic town and your team is poised to take a death plunge out of first place, you’ve got to get your entertainment at the ballpark any way you can.  Thank God then for homely, overweight attention whore Canadian broads.  If I saw this at a game, I like to think I’d be a good sport about it.  Like the guy who yells “Hot dog vendooorrr!” and not like the grumpy old man sitting in front of the guy who eats the hot dog.  Then again, if I had this chubby Canuck’s muffin tops in my ear I probably wouldn’t have the best attitude about it either.

 

- Total Pro Sports