Boatonian Should Be Big Time Tonight!
Perfect weather equals shitshow on the high seas. If you haven’t bought your tickets yet buy them before we sell it out again.
Cue the Stool sucks today comments. Well blame it on Verizon. My phone doesn’t ring anymore so that takes priority on being awesome. I spent all last night trying to get my damn phone to ring and this morning.
Pay your bill. Phones work real well when you do that.
Oh, you got that new Lebron James droid…
… you know, the one that only vibrates becasue it has NO RIngs!!
How’s the reception?
is that video supposed to advertise for people to go or to keep them away?
Stool sucks today.
Sorry..
delegation EP. get brownbag the intern boy to post a few.
and, if they’re not funny, obviously shitcan the kid.
“I spent all last night trying to get my damn phone to ring and this morning.”
and this morning what???
It is only 10:45, you have time to redeem yourself Dave.
I want more videos from the ghetto like yesterday
This morning he shoved it up his ass and realized he liked it on vibrate better.
There’s some terrible grinding going on in that video…
And they should weigh each chick before they’re allowed on (bachelorette party or not)…it’s a boat, ever see Titanic?
COMPLETE SAUSAGEFEST. LobstersClaw should have a field day.
I have to agree…The contestants for that Ms Boatanian contest do not help the cause. Bring in some paid ringers next time.
Maybe they should just bring in strippers and change it to a topless booze cruise…prob get more stoolies that way too.
Is that Snooki at 0:22?
Props to the guy who showed up with him arm in a sling. Good conversation/pity screw opener.
the two pigs pole dancing at 1:38 look awesome…not enough booze on the boat…
all i have to say, at 1:50, he wanted ZERO part of that kiss.
kid needs a beatin..(spoken like chris farley from the “How Much Ya Bench” skit from back in the 90′s)
Prez, no matter what, the Stool does not “suck” on any day.
Yeah, it might be pretty fu@king HORRIBLE some days (at least according to some commenters) but a bad day on the Stool is waaaaaaay better than another night at homewith the Old Lady watchign re-reuns of the tube.
and by 1:50…i meant 50
freeze frame it at 0:52 – she looks like Bugs Bunny with those teeth…needs to get them taken care of…
I think you should have more dudes and more corona cans
possible sexual assault at the 1:14 mark?
yikes!!
Def enjoy the scissoring duet there at 1:34, even if they are kinda fuglians…..
I’d destroy the girl at 1:32.