EEI lives in the 17th century with autoplay so click here to listen to the interview

I’m sure Pres would love to post this and talk about how awesome Ordway is but he’s on the Acella so I get to. Anyway you gotta love Bobby V. Dude is like your old grandfather just strolling around the house waiting to die. Doesn’t give one iota of a fuck anymore. Sure, tell the media you’d punch them in the face. Pitch Aceves for like 1,000 games in a row. Say you were late because your kid’s flight was delayed, then say you weren’t late, then say you called the coaches to tell them, then ask what coaches you called, then say OK I was late but there was traffic, then say yeah but I called so it doesn’t count. Guy pulled out every excuse in the book, and I don’t blame him. You’re Bobby V. You invented the wrap for fuck’s sake. Why should you be held accountable and have to answer for anything? Just take this dog out behind the shed and put him down. He’ll probably pull the trigger for you.

PS – I love saying showing up late shouldn’t be an issue because that’s what time Joe Maddon shows up every day. Classic Feitelberg third grade move. But he gets to do it!