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Brandon Jacobs Tells Gisele To Get Back In the Kitchen
NY Post – Giants running back Brandon Jacobs has some advice for budding football analyst Gisele Bundchen. “She just needs to continue to be cute and shut up,” Jacobs said of Tom Brady’s wife at the MetLife Stadium rally for the Super Bowl champion Giants.
Is it possible to feel bad for the luckiest man in the world? Because I think I’m starting to feel bad for Tom Brady. The guy with more superbowl rings than any active player. The guy who is the face of the NFL. The guy who is married to a supermodel who makes like 9 bizillion more dollars than him. The guy whose infant son already has a bigger dick than me. Yup I’m starting to feel bad for that guy. How did this happen so fast? Well it’s bad enough that he got outplayed yet again by Eli Manning in the superbowl. But then his wife opens her fat yap and makes him look like an asshole. And before he can even address it you have Brandon Jacobs telling Gisele to get back in the kitchen. Listen I don’t care who you are there is nothing worse in the world than having another man who you can’t beat up tell you to control your woman. And then the coup de gras is that Bradying is now actually a thing on the Internet. People just taking pictures of themselves sitting on the ground like a loser and calling themselves Brady. How the fuck did we get here? Tom Brady being the butt of people’s jokes? Is this earth? Like I am honeslty starting to feel bad the guy. Just sitting in his mansion, fucking his supermodel wife figuring out ways to spend his billions. Sucks to be him.
i’d feel bad for him but i’m not down with the gays.
Granted, Jizzele (see what I did there?) said something dumb, but why would Jacobs feel the need to get involved? His team won, he’s just making himself look like a world-class douche. Wow, a 6’5 260 dude tells a skinny white chick to “shut up.” He must really feel like a man now.
Jacobs is most likely just upset that his wife is an awful looking dyke. Now Giselle is no prize herself these days (for an nfl quarterback) she looks about 60 years old in the face. Still a smoking body and her dancing can keep me occupied for hours. Here’s Jacobs lesbian wife. http://ourfaithinaction.net/2011/back-from-the-dead-plaxico-buress-and-the-friend-who-believed-in-him/brandon-jacobs-and-wife/
Sure, sure, he’s a total bad-ass now, having just won the Super Bowl and all, but Brandon Jacobs may feel much differently next year when he’s out of a job and is wrestling his 307 lb. wife for the last fried-chicken drumstick in the bucket.
Adam Vinatieri has more rings than Brady. Idiot kicker > Brady
Black people are the worst.
If Jacobs wasn’t in the NFL, he’d be in prison. True Story.
I’m a Giants fan and I don’t approve of this message. This is coming from a guy who won’t be on the Giants next season.
@chi town — Adam Vinatieri is not the “idiot kicker” that was Vanderjagt or however you spell that dickheads name.
Too bad no one said that to Jacobs wife when she was at Northeastern last Thursday.
I wonder if pres is bradying now that the world knows his Jew beak is bigger than his dick, well I guess everyone already assumed that anyway
pres he didn’t say anything about gisele going into a kitchen….there you go again pretending and making shit up
@coolio generalization of black people….smooth
and yea jacobs’ prob wont be on their squad next year.
Chi town is correct. 4>3
@chi-town – Robert Horry’s rings > Kobe, Lebron, Rose, Nash, Wade, Dwight, CP3, Carmelo, Amare, and Durant’s rings COMBINED. but i guess you make a valid point…..
scumbag black guy… what a shock..
Until Jacobs can get his wife to put down the Ho Hos and take a few steps on the treadmill, he should refrain from providing instructions about what another man should do with his (supermodel) wife. Christ, looks like he only outweighs her by 10 or 12 lbs.
Pres, you need pictures of Jacobs wife in this post and you need them yesterday.
Jesus. I just looked at another picture of them together…it doesn’t look *that* bad until you consider he’s 6’4″, 265. Fuck sake…she must go 6′, 210. Thank god for black men, so the chubbies have someone to give em the love.
Everything is catching up with Tom Tom… he couldn’t expect to play mediocre football his entire life and get away with it. He’s a fraud and now everyone knows. I knew this day would come, and I fucking love every minute of it. The funny thing is, he’s actually playing BETTER football now than he was when he was winning superbowls. So yeah I kind of feel bad for him at the same time.
You can’t love love racism, bigotry, prejudice in Boston. YOUVE DONE WELL PRES
Tom Brady left his old girlfriend when she was pregnant. The dude’s a scumbag. and Karma’s a bitch.
Ray Allen
Paul Pierce
Kevin Garnett
if the big 3 were not in celtics uniforms. EVERY person from Boston and New England, would say they should be in prison or are thugs. FACT
STAY CLASSY BOSTON
Nothing is cuter than some black telling someone’s wife to shut up. Who does this animal think he is?
I’d feel bad for him but I’m not down with the gays….hahaha. Good shit.
Wow, what an ugly whorebag Jacobs has for a wife. She looks like Matt Light.
Brandon Jacobs is a total fucking ASS CLOWN. I love how he’s still talking about another team’s player and his wife after his team won the Super Bowl. Way to be professional, Jacobs. Nice to know the Patriots are still relevant in his mind after his Super Bowl victory. Nice to know we’re still the team to beat. PUSSY.
Are there no racists in NY, NJ, or CT? NO way all my in-laws are huge racists! Boston is a beacon of liberal thought so are we racist and liberal? Maybe Brandon Jacobs is an asshole and it’s fun to throw some jabs at him.
Hey super fan, Vinatieri has more rings than Brady.
good one bvincent, I laughed…
I figured out why Jacibs is such a strong powerful runner (when he takes his head out of his ass and actually put full effort in)…. his beast man-wife must put on the pads every night and help him with drills. Shit, she looks tougher than any NFL linebacker, if you can get past that whale, guys like Brian Urlacher seem like Urkel.
What exactly did Jacobs do again in the game? Oh right nothing.
@thc2293 — not Ray Allen. He is largely considered one of the classiest and most dignified men in the NBA.
Am I the only one who isn’t taking that Gisele comment the way the media is making it out to be???? A dumbass Giants fan yells, “He’s got to catch the ball when he’s supposed to catch it”. Have I left earth. How is this ripping the receivers. The Brazilian bombshell was giving that phony new yorker a football lesson. Quarterbacks generally don’t catch the ball. Everyone is an fucking idiot
fuck all this nonsense. everyone acting like a super bowl loss destroys your legacy. acting like the winning team is in first place and the losing team falls to 32nd. just nonsense. super bowl APPEARANCES are good thing for your legacy. does it suck to lose? sure. but it ain’t the end of the world. honestly, the amount of undeserved hate brady gets is just testament to how good he is. Brady’s timeline: lovable underdog backup QB who leads team on a miraculous super bowl run, and everyone loves him; two years later, another superbowl, now people start saying he’s for real, and a few are butthurt that their team’s QB is worse; third super bowl, guaranteed HOF status, and now the whole country is butthurt that he plays for us and not them, and it’s now fashionable to hate him, b/c he’s living a life most people only dream of, and people can’t stand to see people be more successful than themselves; then the spygate “scandal”, the most overblown shit in the history of sports happens, proving how butthurt the world is about brady and the pats, and that gave “legitimate” ammo against them. and now people say we’re 0-fer in SB’s since spygate, as if not taping signals made us fall from first to last, and not first to second. the pats are STILL successful, spygate or no spygate. pipe the fuck down about brady, you fucking haters. you just play yourself. it makes him look good, and you look bad.
Brady’s a fag (insert pic of him going down waterslide). he’s over.
you know what, tittysucker? they always say when you win a championship, “no one can ever take it away from you.” and as much as you hate it, nothing in the world can ever take away brady’s three rings. he may get more, he may not. but even if he is over like you say he is, he’ll be an all-time legend. you’re very short-sighted if you think any of this destroys his legacy. i think you giants fans should really be celebrating the tremendous accomplishment your team just pulled off, and spend a lot less time dancing on the patriots’ grave. makes you look real pathetic, y’know? for a town that brags so much about how many championships it’s teams have one, you sure don’t act like you’ve been there before.
*it’s teams have WON…..oops. thanks a lot, boston public school system.