Breaking News: Adam Lambert is Gay!

Yahoo – Adam Lambert finally confirms his sexuality in the new issue of Rolling Stone (on stands tomorrow).
“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay,” the American Idol runner-up says.”I’m proud of my sexuality,” continues the rocker, who was photographed holding hands with interior designer Drake LaBry earlier this month. “I embrace it. It’s just another part of me.” But Lambert, 27, from San Diego — who performed Sam Cooke’s “A Change Is Gonna Come” on the Idol finale — says he’s not the poster boy for gay rights. “I’m trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader,” he tells RS contributor Vanessa Grigoriadis.

Adam Lambert has the gay! WHAT?!! Is nothing sacred anymore? I mean just when you think you know a guy he drops a bomb on you like this. I would have said it was impossible if I didn’t read it with my own two eyes. Now I know what everybody is thinking. Does this change my opinion of him? Well the answer is a resounding no. Sure I would have preferred he be more forthcoming instead of hiding behind all his false male bravado during American Idol, but that was his decision. The bottom line is that El Presidente fully supports any gay that uses their gayness to entertain me. So if that means Adam Lambert needs a steady diet of cock to hit those high notes then I say eat up my friend. Eat up.

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  06/9/09, 5:50 pm    | 

26 People have left comments on this post



» fitz said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 05:06:53 }

“But Lambert, 27, from San Diego”

There’s your giveaway right there. He’s from SoCal of course he’s a fruity fuck.

» BossHogg said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 05:06:21 }

This is just fantastic EP, great humor.

» adepaula said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 05:06:01 }

Pres, you need to get your Gaydar looked at, you should of seen this coming months ago..

» Upgrayedd said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 05:06:28 }

i heard he’s the leading scorer for manila’s tranny basketball-bukake squad.

» ctsportspicks said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 05:06:40 }

this is yesterdays news everybody knew this after one of the first shows. time to move on come on now its 2009 http://www.CTSportsPicks.com

» Upgrayedd said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 05:06:18 }

if you read Ctsportspicks posts like a robot, they’re actually kind of funny.

but you should still kill yourself, ctfishdicks.

» TeamFingerBlast said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 06:06:44 }

Nice snake fag.

» Byrd is BARBARIC said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 06:06:52 }

So, who is sweeping by ElPrez’s house tonight for the first round of suicide watch?

» KyB said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 06:06:45 }

Kenny Chesney snuggles with Peyton Manning every night and last I checked there were 70K going to his show at Gillette.

» itsMurda said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 06:06:57 }

Suicide watch? El Pres will be out buying picture frames from Crate & Barrel eagerly anticipating his copy of the Rolling Stone Lambert issue to come in the mail so he can have something else to stick on his walls other than his semen and excess boogers.

» InigoMontoya said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 06:06:14 }

that bikini model has some serious tits… pretty amazing

» scruples said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 06:06:09 }

bikini model is fucking gorgeous.

ep – further proof that the tube top does discourage cleavage from reaching it’s full potential.

» CptKballs said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 08:06:47 }

Tongue in cheek, fucking hilarious!

Who cares if the guy is a fucking fag? Get over it boys, he doesn’t threaten your sexuality unless it’s already threatened.

» Scissoring Swords said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 10:06:21 }

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

You might even say that being gay is the new straight, no?

» The-Viking said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 10:06:31 }

You might even say that being gay is the new straight, no?
ยป Scissoring Swords

You could say that, if you were a cockswallowgist. One who specializes in cocksuckery. Fag.

» Kenny Mother Fucking Powers said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 10:06:10 }

This is only the 17th “article” I’ve read today sarcastically pronouncing they “had no idea” this flaming butt pirate was in fact, a butt pirate. Usually I’m a fan, El Prez… but this time you were your lack of originality shocked me. Don’t write like a dick head anymore, thanks.

» Enrico Palazzo said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 11:06:21 }

You’d think after the 13th or 14th you would’ve stopped reading them?

» carlos baerga said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 11:06:33 }

Good thing ole UB takes car of guess that ass. If El Pres did em, we would see Adam Lambert ass shots every other day talking about how hes demolishing those leather pants.

» carlos baerga said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 11:06:58 }

care*

» DK said: { Jun 10, 2009 - 02:06:52 }

prez i told you this like last week. and posted an article about it. do you even read the comments people post on your own blog? as it if wasnt obvious already

» We've Got Bush said: { Jun 10, 2009 - 07:06:49 }

I’m pretty sure you’re being a bit sarcastic here dave. I mean its not humanly possible to not know that this guy was truckin’ down the hershey highway.

Not sure your angle here…because obviously most the readers don’t get your ‘humor’ here, all it does is make you look like a. an idiot and b. gayer than lance bass.

» heidiwatneysthong said: { Jun 10, 2009 - 08:06:03 }

Bikini model is un-fucking-believable. Would’ve given her a 10 except for the kissy face in pic. 8. I fucking hate kissy face and gangsta sign pics. so she got a 9.

» YourVaginaSmellsLikeDick said: { Jun 10, 2009 - 08:06:54 }

“The bottom line is that El Presidente fully supports any gay that uses their gayness to entertain me.”

Gayest comment EVER!

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jun 10, 2009 - 09:06:10 }

ElMush, what were the odds you got with British bookmakers that he was straight??

» tarian09 said: { Jun 10, 2009 - 10:06:00 }

anyone who didnt think this guy was a complete faggot is probably a faggot himself. he takes it in the ass and the mouth and loves every minute of it. i hope he is raped and murdered

» murph1029 said: { Jun 10, 2009 - 11:06:12 }

In a related story: Pres has called off his wedding.

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