Breaking News: Boston Woman Gets Hypmotized Against Her Will And Gives Away 160K….Hypmotists Still On The Loose And Looking To Hypmotize
Boston.com – A woman has told Boston police that she was approached by three scam artists in Chinatown last month and hypnotized without her permission before giving them all her valuables, including jewelry and $160,000 in cash. The victim, who only spoke Cantonese, told police on April 16 that she was approached by three Asian women between 30 and 40 years old, and one of the suspects talked to her in Cantonese for about five minutes, asking random questions about the victim’s family members. “The victim stated to officers she believes during the conversation she was hypnotized,” police said, issuing a community alert. “The victim further stated that she did not agree to be hypnotized by the suspect.” “Officers would like to take this opportunity to alert community members to be vigilant,” the alert said. Is this real?
Am I on the Onion or something? A lady got hypnotized by gypsies and gave them $160K in cash? Who the fuck has 160K in cash? How do you even carry that much? Man I am in the wrong business. Seriously I should be selling Cantonese Ball Don’t Lie shirts or something. Sounds like they are easily confused and have a shit ton of money just lying around. Time to get my Gypsy on and start hypnotizing mofos.
Hypmotised, reallllllllyyyyyyyy?
Wow. How fucking retarded are you? I don’t generally complain about spelling or grammar because this is a blog, but how in the fuck do you spell hypnotize wrong 3 TIMES in the title and the spell it correctly in the blog? What the fuck is wrong with you? I don’t believe for a second that you went to college, or even graduated from high school.
Don’t feed the troll
if i tried to take $160k cash out of BoA i think the ATM would either start laughing at me or have some robotic leg come out and kick me in the dick
Only a retard would fail realize that Pageviews is misspelling hypnotized on purpose.
I think you mean fail to realize, Owenz.
Retard
The misspelling was obviously on purpose, and intended to be funny. Too bad it failed miserably.
This shit is torcher.
I mean I may be not in the majority here, but butchering the English language, on purpose or not, does not register on my list of funny, especially when you do it 7 times every day.
Stop forcing it Pres, that schtick doesn’t work with all words.
Hypmotize. Did davey pageviews do it again or did davey pageviews do it again?
gourmetgoulet – if you don’t get it by now, you never will
You’re right, I guess I don’t “get it.” I guess when you just have no comedic chops you intentionally misspell words in a pathetic attempt to be funny? Is that “it?”
Did Mandingo69 write this blog .. That was pure shit
“We goin tuh Did-nee Lan and we gon’ get hipmotized!”
Sounds like big trouble in China Town. I’m going in.
Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn… call the presidente.
sick blog radio
Well since we’re all being grammar/spelling Nazis here…hey 30dayfreetrial the word you’re looking for is torture. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
I will never understand the group of defenders here that act as if intentional misspelling is some kind of Andy Kaufman level performance art.
pres, playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers
EZBreezey wins the comment section. and for the record we are all ratards
Portnoy apologists = double digit IQ’s
Quick look at barstool today fucking sucks. Glad I was out drinking all day and didn’t look. What the fuck? Not one good b boys video???? Really?
“I been hypmotized” is from Letterman.
Peopleschamp, I dont normally say “hahahaha” but shit bro, hahahahaha!!! And cant you peeps see wut Pres is doin with the grammar here?
Hey Portnoy,
When are done with finding idiotic way to spell words and inhale bagel, Why you don’t make yourself useful and put together a photo gallery of Andrew Lucks’s Girlfriend, Nicole Pechanec
Hurry the fuck up, your assignment is due by close of business Saturday.
http://www.gostanford.com/sports/w-gym/mtt/pechanec_nicole00.html
http://www.mydochub.com/blog/index.php/2012/04/26/nfl-draft-2012-andrew-luck-girlfriend-nicole-pechanec/
http://youtu.be/bNe9dG76RWE
BTW, @EZBreezey2222 – “……kick me in the dick” <– money line
Umm…no chance this really happened…chinky bitch is just trying to scam up 160k but she’s too dumb to realize the government won’t give her the money…oh and was chinky bitch offensive and inaccurate? I meant slanty eyed fish smelling cunt
Rondo about to fuck around and get a triple double. Grit and Balls
Blow a goat porkanoy
Prez, you spelled some things wrong in the title of this blog. Just thought maybe you would like to know that I am smarter than you.
I’m guessing the misspelling is part of the whole “common man” shtick Mr. Hot Air Balloon Ride in Napa likes to put on. Apparently, he thinks the common man sits in a corner wearing a hockey helmet and finger painting with his own shit.
If you think El Pres has a baby cock click here
http://wp.me/2nX7X
i get that it’s a joke, but i CANNOT pass up this opportunity to express how much i hate people who really think the word is “hypmotized.” it’s right up there with “pacifically.” “i PACIFICALLY told that guy to not [x.y, or z], and he did it anyway.”
Did you pacifically tell the tire iron victim not to talk jive to you before hitting him w. the tire iron dro man?
I take shits that are more interesting then this blog. Truth.
Nipslip for the win.
While you’re at it, Dro Man, please tell all of your friends that you “ask” someone a question. You don’t “ax” dem a question.
ok you think youre too cool for an editor…but youre not smart enough to not use spellcheck prez. seriously the shit fixes the spelling for you automatically.
I heard in college you fucked a fleshlight with your nose instead of your mouse dick.
stupid fucking jew