Breaking News: Chester’s Puffcorn Has Reinvented the Gross/Awesome Cheesy Snack Game
Vs.
With full disclosure I’m a Jax guy. Always been a Jax guy. I’ve loved them since I was a kid. Nothing tastes better and worse all at once than Jax. Just pure air doused with some sort of alien like fluorescent orange cheese. The composition of Jax so fragile that they literally go stale within 20 minutes of opening the bag and being released into the wild. And maybe most remarkable of all, you get all this flavor, color and pageantry for the price of 99 cents. Truly one of God’s finest creations. That’s why for the past 2 decades Jax has reigned supreme at the top of my gross cheesy snack pyramid. That was until today. That’s when the First Lady brought home a bag of Chester’s Puffcorn and I must say they have redefined the game. I’m not sure how long these have been on the market, but they are flat better than Jax. Yup I said it. Better than Jax. Lighter, fluffier, tastes better and only make you feel half as sick. If you respect the gross cheesy game you owe it yourself to give these things a whirl. And trust me I didn’t take writing this blog lightly. I almost didn’t even blog it because of my loyalty to Jax. But as I’ve said many times before. With great blog power comes great blog responsibility.
Dog shit with cheese whiz is better than Jax.
Jax every time and twice on sundays.
you have to be an absolute dizzy cunt to eat any of these cheese-related snack items with any amount of regularity…
I prefer snacks that don’t leave my clothes and house looking like they’re part of an active crime scene.
Can’t get that smell off your hands when you stop eating them.
This is such a kick to the balls of all loyal Jax supporters. Never been so disappointed to be a Stoolie.
Does this have anything to do with tits & ass? Does this have anything to do with college girls in swimsuits? Does this have anything to do with sports? Does this have anything to do with your bi-sexual / homo-erotica agenda? Let’s try this again.
P.S. “Just pure air doused with some sort of alien like fluorescent orange cheese. The composition of Jax so fragile that they literally go stale within 20 minutes of opening the bag and being released into the wild.” that is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read, I literally LOL’d…
So let me get this straight..you have a biscuit, what looks like home made brownies wrapped in tin foil, the pounder bag of pretzels and Chester’s…please explain the Carb style bread? What’s the point?
Gotta go with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
i am fucking cracking up that was awesome
Puffcorn is the worlds greatest beachsnack, perfect with cold beers and when your an absolute mess hit the ocean
How are you going to live without these when you do the pizza/burrito challenge?
What the fuck am I missing here? Does nobody eat Cheeto’s? What is Chester’s Puffcorn and why is he not endorsing Cheeto’s anymore, I need to know.
Awesome “carb style” bread in the background you faggot. Its doing wonders removing your third and fourth chin.
Serious question: How orange is your dick right now?
Original Cheetos or GTFO
are these kosher, Jew?
breaking news. your loyalty is about as strong as your abs.
Snyders sourdough nibblers FTW
Dave, the carb style bread isn’t working.
Bachman “Rolled” Pretzel Rods, the jews know their snacks.
David, every now and again you make me laugh. This was one of those times. Viva La Stool!
p.s. your other writers suck.
if i didn’t know you were 45 years old before reading this… i would guess you were 5 years old
yeah but at $2/bag they’re twice the price. Anyway, i have no idea what Jax or Chester Puffcorn is. All we got is Cheetoes.
CHEETOS® Crunchy…they’re cheesy good mother fucker
you struck me as the kind of guy who’d sit around on a friday night with a bag of cheetos and an orange dick
If Renee really loved you, she’d instead bring home a gym-membership and a defibrillator.
Thought we were talking about Renee’s vagina here for a second – “Just pure air doused with some sort of alien like fluorescent orange cheese.”
You’ve already had one heart attack pres. I think you should lay off the chesters and dont do that pizza challenge. In all honesty I like you. You’ll lose it anyway because you’ll die.
Jax is the undisputed champ…How much did frito-lay pay you to blog this though?
sweetchuck, you try so hard, and fail so often
how you were able to trick someone into marrying you is one of life’s greatest mysteries
Fat fuck.
You’re either getting paid to blog this (probable) or you just admitted defeat in the pizza/burrito challenge. Have some respect for your craft dough boy.
Pres I feel like we are slowly “watching” you die before our eyes. If the pizza challenge doesn’t do it your diet of cheese puffs, ice cream and movie popcorn most certainly will.
Eat up fatty, no more snacks like these in a few weeks when your stuffing your face all day every day with cheese pizza…does renee let you eat these out of her snatch?
Moe prefers Flamin’ Hots
pizza or chesters puffcorn?
Forget the Carb bread. What the fuck is the deal with that KFC dinner biscuit individually wrapped in Saran wrap?