Breaking News: Intern Molly Is Still Here!
First of all, the amount of people I haven’t spoken to in 7+ years that decided to contact me yesterday was unreal. If we didn’t speak in high school, there was probably a reason. What would we “catch up” about? I never knew anything about you in the first place so there is absolutely nothing you could update me on. No thanks bro.
Anyways, I met with Pres once before I went into the office yesterday. That time, he basically said everyone says they can handle being on the blog until they actually are, and then they quit. I was pretty positive I could handle it, so I just said I didn’t care. Then yesterday he told me the same thing but wasn’t really convinced…that’s where that post came in. To be honest, I was expecting it to be a lot worse. I thought 99% of the comments were hilarious, and my mom has even warmed up to them. I went and got a ticket appealed and dismissed this morning – I told her I won and she texted me back “The guy probably reads barstool.” You’re a gem, mother.
I do have to say I was pretty unimpressed with the stalking skills. Took like an hour for my facebook link to go up. Get your shit together, real stalkers would have had that up in seconds. But if you’re going to add me, don’t chat me with the whole “hey you came up on my ‘people you may know’ thing…” – we have zero mutual friends, that’s false and we both know it…
PS – I would have written this sooner but I just freed my wrists from being tied up in the Sales Guys office.
more tits less talking
Agreed ^ …that being said…Marry me?
Can you post a picture of your knees? I wanna see how bad the chafing is after 24 hours of blow jobs.
I see you got rid of the @MDubzzz twitter handle. How’s that for stalking?
You know who I would like most to rape? Molly!
tits or gtfo
definitely got out of those shackles about 3 days faster than i thought you would
This post was 250 words too long and 250 pictures too short.
HELL YA Molly- Comming out swinging! A+ first blog!
Must be hard to make a sandwich and type at the same time. I applaud pres for putting an ethernet jack in the kitchen however.
No tits. Not funny. Go home.
I see what you’re trying to do Molly…ehh…not sure it’s gonna work
Also we shall see whose laughing about stalking when one of the stoolies potato sacks you walking out of that shit hole of a fucking office.
Lemme see your womb
I can’t find Molly on twitter but I started following her yesterday.
U mad bitch?
Bvincent for the win.
this pic was taken right after she found out the the Sales Guy was gay
Today is still not Friday. Until then, I am not impressed.
Learn from your predecessors: Don’t make dumb rap videos, don’t eat at Cheeseboy, and don’t let Pres and the Sales Guy talk to you about penis size on camera.
Oh, and if you make a viral video, be sure to throw the barstool logo on that and don’t let your dogs takes shits in the office.
Ugh, the erection is lost, you turned out to be just like every other chick that doesn’t know when to shut the f up. You stink and have just ruined Christmas!
what ever happened to black dude?
Hey Molly, I want to take your mom out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
your ugly in a not at all kind of way
Ps. not sure that egging us on to do a better job of stalking you is a great idea hunny. I hope you’re not surprised when people start camping outside your window after you threw down the gauntlet like that.
haha very good stuff……good luck!!
True story!
Any pix of mom? Is she a MILF?
Better question is will she be attending the MiamiU Blackout?
southie’s comment is the best.
cool story bro
i thought prez wasnt allowed within 100 yards of girls under 14….
absolutely hate when chicks say “bro”
don’t feed the monster
you should make a video about how you don’t have to trick people into thinking your good looking and then stop with the videos, because they turn out annoying as fuck.
This blog was torcher, but I’d still drink your bathwater.
Let’s date.
Come to Blackout Lupos, i’ll be the one trying to hump you
serious question. Is being a Smoke and having the Stool on your resume a help, or does it prove you make bad choices in life?
P.S. hit Snappy D up when you are out in LA
Fix your intern dress code ASAP!!!
Molly+Yoga Pants= Solid GTA tomorrow
>”Let me see your womb”<……so wrong….but I can’t stop laughing. Nice work Mollie. I’d drag my balls through a mile of ground glass, just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that took away your dirty panties. But then again….I have low standards….so don’t get too excited.
I would do legal things to her in non-aggressive ways.
Also, Molly, can you find out if ‘the chick’ still writes for Barstool U or did Zollo murder her to an Avicii + Skrillex mashup? If not, Girl Power! If so, buy mace.
Nothing screams “one night stand” like a chick who reads Barstool. One who works there? Well, handjob in the bathroom seems to be your ceiling.
All the looks in the world won’t be able to wipe “BarstoolSports.com” from your resume, either. “Sorry, Mom, but looks like I will be living in your basement when I graduate.”
That being said, stick to the makeup-free look. If you are going to be insufferable, might as well do it looking good.
really bro? torcher? god damn
Oh and P.S Molly, please dont go all Jenna Marbles on us and get a stupid fucking dog, make terrible vids….just be the normal Smoke that you are.
Wanna fuck?
Wanna fuck?
Wanna fuck?
the ps was pretty funny. for a girl. psh
the butcher, you need to read barstool more often bro. you are torcher when it comes to not picking up the comedy around here.
^^ the butcher must be new around these parts
Bvincet fucking classic
god damn slow office internet
this is gonna get more comments then people who died in that tsunami. too soon?
Awesome, ever since Jenna left I was hoping Pres would hire another skinny unfunny cunt. The wait is over!
Matignon = ghetto trash. Couldn’t get into AC or MC.
Give the girl a fucking break, that wasnt a bad first blog seeing shes got the biggest douchebag boss you could possibly have. but tighten it up a little toots most guys dont give two shits about your facebook fiasco’s
southie won this comment board.
th104 – looks can’t wipe it from her resume but the backspace key will do just fine. or never putting it on there at all.
butcher bro act like you’ve been before bro
P.S. – tomorrow there better be yoga pants with full cranston posted, tired of seeing clancy and pres with their combined 8 chins
i think i like you, molly. … i think i do. also, i met sales guy halloween night and he gave off the vibe of a man who has jerry sandusky memorabilia all over his house.
we just had sex, but you just found out.
Half of the posts busting her balls hard or looking to bust them on her…the other half of the posts urging everyone to go easy on her!! Man this place hasn’t changed!
True story
prefer to follow Molly on Twatter.
ya stop with the talky talky and get some more ass shots up.
girls are not funny
She’s not doing due diligence in weeding out the creepers. She accepted my FB friend request, no questions asked. That being said, where are the ass shots in your FB photos? A little disappointing, I must say. Also, @ the butcher, I’ve seen “torcher” on these comment boards several times now. It makes me want to punch an illiterate every time.
i’d slide my sausage in you while your Tebowing
I just want to take you on a nice seafood dinner at Red Lobster and then talk over a nice Keystone Light deep into the night. And then at that point I will walk you home, expecting nothing more than a Goodnight Kiss. Let me know if you’re interested.
welcome to BSS as well grammarnazi, we’ll go easy on the rookies.
let me see your womb hahahaha funniest comment ive seen in awhile. an i agree that you shouldnt egg any of these dudes on about stalking, i had my bets on you leaving after filing a sexual assault charge, pullin some master plan erin andrews shit, but after this blog (which was funny… for a girl) your about to get stalked… real life shit
This is my response to your blog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
Ooooooh, so Molly’s Mom is DTF too, eh?
I’ve got 6″ ready to obliterate BOTH your cervixes!
.
Or is it cervii?
Whatev……
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PS – anyone who doesn’t know “torcher” should just go die.
p.s. that last line sounded creepy as fuck on some sandusky shit, i meant by someone else, now im not legally liable ya dig
May I rupture, tear, or if i’m drunk enough mutilate you or your moms anus?
No even close to being funny. At least up the ass shot pic with this blog so it would have been good for something.
Molly is fucking great. Hire her fulltime
torcher is a inside joke the pathetic losers on this site flip out about if you dont know. apparently being on the inside on the barstool message board makes these homo’s feel cool or something I don’t know. point of my comment is:
Can I get an official update aw to whether or not this chick is still in high school? I am a man of principle and I don’t friend people I have never met
don’t let it get to your head you fucking skank. 110% of the readers are here for da ass and that pussy.. thats right.. give us that bare skin or pink or else we’lll be back to HD porn
Hey Molly, nice blog post.
Now go do my dishes, make me a sandwich and I don’t want to feel any of your teeth. Got it hun?
You should ruin Pres’ marriage and then quit.
First & last time I read a post from this person. Her first paragraph sums it up, I don’t give a shit about this wanna be “bro” or a thing she has to say.
A special message to Molly’s mom: you should have given more blow jobs in your younger days, this way you would’ve swallowed or spit out this little bundle of joy called Intern Molly.
^ vinted in all fairness it’s almost impossible for Molly’s mom to have given more head. I wouldn’t recognize her without a shaft sticking out of her mouth.
mom pics?
internmolly lightin the stool on FIRE. judging by all the hate comments, i’d say she’ll fit right in. #2ndLady?
McTrippy, the resume here was metaphorical. She cannot backspace her face/name from the site. Still, I like having her around. It brought Lugnutz back from grave to creep over girls 1/3 his age. That is highest form of comedy on this site.
if you guys are sitting here saying i want to see your ass molly, let me see your tits, wanna fuck? obviously get no ass what so ever haha, instead of banging a hott girl, your harassing a girl online that you will never meet in your life. WINNERS. That being said, Molly whats your number?
Don’t tell me it’s one of those fucking deals where you keep recycling the same photo. HONESTLY, your best contribution to this site will be posting a pic of yourself everyday
hahahaha so my reaction should have been “torcher! hahhahahaha i remember that from the blog a couple months ago! great reference!” your all so gay
Show your tits and you’ll win the stoolies over in the blink of an eye. We are simple creatures.
“If we didn’t speak in high school, there was probably a reason.” yeah it was probably that you were president of the IBTC and rocking a monster bush. not surprising when you get a few curves guys actually wanna talk to you again
Hey what’s your mother up to? I know she has sex at least once. Does she want to make it twice?
Gotta admit – good work Molly. Especially the last line about sales guy and his bondage fetish. That being said – can you please remove your skirt and let pres do his filthy work for tommorow’s GTA. PS thanks.
bsandusky12 – relax.
th104.. fair enough. i’m a little off today.
Gotta say I like this first blog. Im impressed. Keep em coming
Fuck writing, just more pics.
What are your thoughts on the girl who floor pooped at the Redskins game?
Is stoollala.com still working?
Your stock just went up in book. Now youre at a 1. Show me your tits.
Less talky more skin.
what has two thumbs and loves bukkaki
If she told me she had AIDS and wouldn’t let me use a condom, I’d take my chances
what do interns do at the stool exactly? writing?
OMG HI MOLLYY!!
Amazing first blog. You are mint.
Funnier than feitleberg.
a little question about the mental health of this chick, she was expecting to be cyberstalked and have terrible comments written about her? something doesn’t add up
I like this girl
Pics please
really really unfunny. I think the thing is women try too hard. not sexist if its true, right?
This is probably the most comments a blog has ever gotten on this webiste, without a fight… Pres is a genius.
Damn cute, cool for posting pics of herself, wicked smaaaaht. I’m in!
is this girl hot? based on this picture she looks real average
I’d like to take you out on a date, bring you home to my place, show you my basement, put some meatloaf on in the background, snort a few lines, and then wrap you up in aluminum foil and eat apple sauce out of your asshole.
please let me know if interested
I think you’re unfunny and not very good looking. It would help if you post a picture of your pussy, you get extra points if that baby is shaved. Until then, STFU
Molly, I bet you can outpooped Broke Carter by the way… You strike me as the kinda girl who would be proud of a monster doodie. My $$ is on you if such competition ever takes place.
How big are your mom’s knockers?
Molly and her mom would complete my story!
molly, i would swim 5 miles through a river of shit with rosie o’donnels queef as my only air supply just to get a little whiff of your panties
ANY EX BOYFRIENDS OF MOLLY WHO ARE READING THIS LISTEN CLOSE: I AM A TERMINALLY ILL 13 YEAR OLD BOY AND AM GOING TO DIE SOON. THE ONLY THING I WANT NOW OUT OF LIFE IS FOR YOU TO LEAK THE OLD PHOTOS OF MOLLY YOU STILL HAVE WHETHER IT BE ON YOUR IPHONE OR OLD SHITTY RAZR PHONE. SHE DUMPED YOU AND PROBABLY CHEATED ON YOU SO SHE DESERVES IT. BESIDES THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION CAN’T GRANT THIS WISH. I AM NOT TALKING JUST THONG AND TOPLESS PICS EITHER. I WANT THE PICTURES THAT SHOW BROWNEYE AND ALL. I AM TALKING SPREAD BOX AND BUTTHOLE PICS. THANK YOU
FROM: Jimmy, a scared sick kid from Fall River
My friend dated her mom. She is an Anal Queen.
True Story.
a chick acting like a funny guy is the last thing we want to see. get back in the kitchen.
SO THIS INTERN CLAIMS TO BE A JUNIOR AT BC. I GO TO BC AND THERES NO MOLLY WALSH IN BC CLASS OF 2013. LOOKED HER UP ON THE BC DIRECTORY. OUT OF 3000+ FRIENDS, ONLY 23 GO TO BC! NO PICTURES FROM BC OR INTERACTION. PRES MAY BE PLAYING US WITH A FAKE INTERN. SOMETHINGS FISHY, YOU GUYS.
@ mcbride23 – u forgot to write “True Story.” at the end of your comment. As a result, I do not know whether your comment is true or not
Molly, if you’re reading this, look outside your bedroom window. I’m the guy with his penis out.
i bet this is the kinda chick who would be stuck up as fuck in person.
i love how molly has already more career comments than kmarko, manzo, and jerry combined. not hating on kmarko at all; seems like he got a raw deal with the whole having to sign up twice to comment. fuck that shit.
sooo can someone repost this broads facebook link?
Man you would look great in my basement well. Put the fucking lotion in the basket!!!!!!!!!
Link to Molly’s Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/ImpeachPresidentObama?sk=wall
I wanna put my two thumbs in her ass hole
“Took like an hour for my facebook link to go up. Get your shit together, real stalkers would have had that up in seconds.”
Get over urself cunt. U look like ur fucking 12 yrs old.
Go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
@rexisfat. Your consistent anal game makes me laugh out loud sometimes. Not because its that funny on its own but because its funny mashed in between a bunch of shitty comments and I don’t expect it. Kudos sir.
Ya rexisfat’s vast knowledge of anal fiends is quite intriguing. But I wonder if he knows if Molly is into anal…
This chick better be gone by the end of the week. A cute smile doesnt make up for a shit blog.
So i guess a threesome you and your mom with a moderately successful middle aged white guy would be out of the question?
i’d say tonymacaroni wins the comment section
So mom is warming up to it huh molley? That’s great, just great to hear. She must really love it. Her daughters Ass being scrutinized by 13 to 45 year olds on the internet. That’s something you two can really be proud talking about at the Christmas dinner table. I have absolutely nothing wrong with it though, don’t get me wrong your Ass is a solid 6. Also nice use of bro in your first blog. nice to see some fresh perspective around here. Bro indeed.
Clever last line there. I smiled. I will be by the office tomorrow to kidnap you and take you to my lair.
SHOW US YOUR CRANSTON
JENNA PART 2?
iperferwinewithsyrup won the comment section
im still gonna jerk off to the thought of Molly taking a shit tonight.
Just trying to jack up the # of comments..
fuck all the little boys talking shit..good first blog. also, i wanna strap you to my face and sing the alphabet
Shhhhh. Don’t talk, sweetheart. Just smile and look pretty.
She allegedly transferred to BC from USC. Also is allegedly training to swim in the olympics. Also, allegedly loves Sam Adams, and Tyler Seguin, and Taylor Hall.
if i say something nice can we have sex?
Molly, love that you’ve gone on the offensive.. I’m older than the average stoolie but thought some of the comments yesterday were offensive and kinda felt bad for you as my sense is that your all of the positive things that have been posted (in addition to being beautiful) — smart, driven, etc. I’m sure some stooies will shit on me for saying nice things but, hey, i have a 21 year old daughter and looked at the treatment yesterday through that lens. Wish you the best in the land of the mostly immature stoolies.
^ Thanks Count Fagula^
^ most realistic potential stalker
PS Molly you got a break on a traffic appeal not a win. Boasting of a win is weak
Uh oh. A girl trying to play it cool with everyone like she’s in on the joke. “Yeah I’m pretty but I’m also not lame like most girls and we can have a beer together and a good convo.” Blah blah blah.
Sure this route will win you points with the Barstool readers but it’s also nothing special. If you want to do something substantial you should post pics with each entry like we once had with that not attractive but slutty looking intern some time ago. I don’t care how smart/witty you are or might think you are or how cool you want to come across as, skin is where it’s at to really have anyone give a shit. We don’t need another Portnoy-like perspective on this world here. Trust me.
Lastly it’s weird that your mom even read any of the comments. I don’t care how “cool” she might be. Ugh.
ellbeebeantown, close the ’75 yearbook — you old fuck.
can we get pics of your cumdumpster daughter, ellbeebeantown?
21 years old… ouch, I’m sorry to hear about that. I remember the things I used to do to girls when 21 years old. I don’t know how you sleep at night knowing that she’s off at college getting stuffed every weekend by strange dick…
Nice job Hotness, your blog should hit 200 comments by morning.
Ignore the d’bags, don’t bang Feits and mention to EP that he doesn’t sweat much for a fat guy.
You’re Gold
All crazy comments/ jokes aside, I really want to go down on you.
BOOOO
You can’t rape the willing
I give southie 2, but 4guys1barstool FTW.
Your thoughts on the Chris Paul trade?
Wait….Actually, please just bend over and grab your ankles. Now cough hun.
Your thoughts on the Chris Paul trade?
Wait….Actually, please just bend over and grab your ankles. Now cough hun.
Your thoughts on the Chris Paul trade?
Wait….Actually, please just bend over and grab your ankles. Now cough hun.
Your thoughts on the Chris Paul trade?
Wait….Actually, please just bend over and grab your ankles. Now cough hun.
Fuckin’ iPhone
Hey sugar, you like Turtles?
@ellbeebeantown
As you are reading this the odds are your daughter is wiping cum off of her face. If she acts like a good girl and you think o no not my daughter than she is probably the biggest freak of them all. I mean backdoor and likes getting pissed on and stuff.
rotate those thumbs about 90 degrees, go about a foot and a half down, and spread those lips.
Ellbeebeantown, you almost made me cry with your comment… see, I’m a sensitive guy. Can I fistfuck your daughter now while your wife lick my balls? You can watch, I don’t care.
Portnoy! She has genital warts and the clap! I know because I would recognize her lack of tits and 12the year olds boy ass anywhere… save Renee the heart break and anguish and don’t sleep with her!
~growupportnoy~
got just the reaction i expected. thanks guys.
and 171 comments saying i want to lick your farts, youre a dirty whore, make me a sandwich, show me your tits, whats your number
you guys are fucking pathetic
Stansitwell, you mad bro? You catch a touch if the gay?you trying to play the hero roll for molly? Ride on in on ur white horse and save her from all of our cruel comments??? Go fuck urself buddy, if u think ur above this then I hope u choke on the peanutbutter and cock sandwich u have for lunch (crust cut off of coarse, cause ur are obviously a crust cutting pussy!)
~growupportnoy~
I want to take a bath with her mom.
id put it in her butt
I would let her mom lotion my dry cracked heels with a deep moisturizing cream…
~growupportnoy~
Stan Sitwell…you do realize that she knew what she was in for when she posted this blog right? She wasn’t expecting people to say “oh emm gee molly that blog was amazing you’re an attractive young woman and i hope you succeed in life”. She was expecting the 171 comments saying i want to lick your ass, drag my dick through broken glass to sniff farts, show tits, etc.
And I fapped.
I think she is a beautiful and talented woman
CUM EVERYWHERE!
Jesus Christ. Amazing what ppl will say just for shock value. Feel bad for her mom when she reads these comments. But in all seriousness, pretty good first blog
she’s sexy
she must have the coolest mom in the world if that lady can “warm up” to these comments. not sure how id feel as a parent with 150+ comments about guys wanting to see my kid’s womb and taste her farts. dear jesus/tebow – please dont ever let me have a daughter and if you curse me with one at least make sure she isnt a smoke. thanks! <3 breezey
dedicated a song to you molly. hope you like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMz1kwMY19Q
Can already tell by the way this bitch writes that she thinks she is the shit. Newsflash honey: nobody here values your opinion, we all just want to fuck you.
Thank you BasedTebow
Stansitwell and rabbits, sorry if we the nasty, perverted, deviant fucks ruin your daily dose of spirituality and lessons on how to treat women by El Pres by expressing our true feelings about Molly.
NawtyMass said it right, she knows what she was up against when she signed up for the job so spare me the righteousness you prude fucks. I like you guys tho, so i’d let you watch while I discharge my load my semen all over Molly’s face.
Not going to lie leaked a little pre-cum reading this Molly is sexy and not a bad writer
Molly > Jenna. Molly is like Jenna just without pounds of makeup, a caveman voice, and a penis
Hi my name is Tim Teeeebooooh and I’m a technical virgin..can you grab my junk?
this post really brought out all the dudes who haven’t got laid in years and won’t ever get laid by a chick who actually thinks for themselves. Who the fuck wants a chick who is boring and has nothing to say? Thus far, Molly is far more impressive than the chicks most of the commenters have ever been with. Still, she thinks she’s a bit sharper than she is. But then again, she’s a college junior. What do you expect?
no but seriously, lets date.
Not even a little funny
lets have consensual sex with a condom, i dont have any STD’s, really