Breaking News: Jermaine Cunningham Suspended 4 Games for PEDs
NFL.com – Patriots defensive end Jermaine Cunningham has been suspended four games for violating NFL policy on performance-enhancing substances. Cunningham was the top backup to rookie Chandler Jones and was enjoying a strong season. A second-round pick out of Florida in 2010, Cunningham entered training camp squarely on the roster bubble. He made the team and has carved out a role as a pass rusher with 15 QB hurries, five QB hits and three sacks according to ProFootball Focus. With Jones also injured, New England’s shaky pass rush has big question marks. The Patriots face the Dolphins, Texans and 49ers over the next three weeks as they pursue a playoff bye.
I don’t mind so much that Cunningham is using PEDs. It doesn’t bother me that I got all excited he led the team in offseason workouts. I don’t mind that since Training Camp I’ve been talking about how impressive he’s been or that just last week I called him the Most Improved Patriot. It doesn’t bother me that I’ve been so smitten with how much he’s thrived by being moved inside to tackle on passing downs after two lost seasons at end. And I’m not all worked up about the fact that he’ll be gone when they’re facing the iron of their schedule, Houston and San Fran. Because after all the Pats motto is supposed to be “If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying” anyway. No, the problem I have is him getting caught. C’mon, Cunningham. You’re supposed to be a professional. If you’re going to use PEDs, at least find a better masking agent, dumbass. I hope they at least take the coveted offseason workout parking space away from him. @JerryThornton1


Atrocious.
Pats are by far my favorite pro sports team. However when we always get caught cheating I have to call a spade a spade. Jermaine, you are a spade.
Karma, huh? After Pres was ripping on Sherman for his failed drug test last night, a Pats player gets suspended for the same shit. Funny how that works out.
Aggravating. He wasn’t a critical part of the defense, but he was needed depth and now he’s let himself become a liability. Thanks, Jermaine.
This is horseshiiiiiit.
By “Breaking News” you mean reported a few hours ago, right?
If you think taking Adderall doesn’t give you a “performance enhancement” while playing football, you have CLEARLY never taken Adderall!!!! #zing
I wish Pres posted this so I could destroy him for the blog last night. Karma’s a bitch I guess.
Jerry wheres Portnoy? Taking a breather on this one? Just happened to be in the shitter? He HAS to blog this after his cocky bit this morning. You’re better than this Thornton
Pres is the biggest fucking jinx in history. He’s worse then Yoko Bundechen, almost.
David – if you love Boston Sports you must truly understand magic and superstition. You’re a jinx, live with it and act accordingly.
sidenote, my first typo for “almost” was almoist. Which fits.
Gotta love how, in the NFL, nobody gives a shit if you dope or not. Four game vacation, yawn.
Cunningham being on PEDs is what kept him from being just another Pats draft pick bust. Somebody should have slipped some pills to Tate, Wilhite, Wheatley, Darrius Butler, etc. etc.
let me guess…he’s going to come out and say it was adderall, right?
The totally asinine nature of PED legislation is exemplified by the fact that no one bothers to specify. The actual drug is never one of the focal facts because explaining the nuances in HGH’s would require adderoll to understand.
Cunningham is improving, and will be a good player someday, but it still kills me that the Pats took Cunningham over Sean Lee
Hey bignose, you mad bro?
Man… negroes will be kneegrows. How soon before BB launches the first all white team in the NFL since the 40′s. Man that would be SO AWESOME. Just alot of corn fed line men like Spartans, TB and some smart white WR’s and (oh wait.. the smart WR’s will ahve to play DB’s too… hell BB found BOTH Welker and Edelman — I think BB could keep the gang banging Obama phone recipients at BAY. Oh! good ness gracious what a Day! no nig dances or ebonics post game interviews. Only literates allowed — mofo. ( sorry gronk you are out too) Literacy Rule Jah Man….
Goch I hate Kneegrows.
Damn I just burned my mouth on pizza. Hate that.
Typical Patriots.