Breaking News: Manny About To Be Suspended 50 Games For Steroids; BAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAZAH!
ESPN – Major League Baseball is expected to announce Thursday that Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs and will be suspended for 50 games, The Los Angeles Times is reporting. Ramirez’s suspension is expected to be announced Thursday, The Times said.
BAHAHAHAHAAHAH! BAHHAAHAHAHAHAH! BAHHAAHAHAHAHA! The only reason I’m even remotely suprised by this story is that I thought Manny was too stupid to figure out how to use steroids. I guess I didn’t give him enough credit.
PS – Where is Johnny Damon when you need him?
sucks it wasnt even steroids… hes probably going to kill that doctor
Breaking news…..kelly ripa just got suspended 50 episodes of the regis and kelly show for using performance enhancing drugs
I’m offended if you WEREN’T using steroids back then. I paid good money to baseball. If they weren’t on steroids they were ripping me off!
I have no problem with players juicing and in fact I commend and expect it. It’s the career they chose.
If Ortiz didn’t suck it harder than Prez on Lambert, I’d say he’s next. But Papi has clearly been off the juice since the beginning of the season.
Waive buh-bye to Manny’s hall of fame chances.
And here we all thought that Manny going from hitting .200 to hitting .500 was the result of him being angry with the Sox…open your eyes people. The game of baseball is nothing more than a circus show…it’s not real. Everyone is juicing.
BREAKING NEWS: Manny still hates all the Red Sox fans who idolize him!!!
damn you canseco..are you always right?
next up for a steroid suspension..Big Fatti!
oh btw..way to get scooped by a guy in the comments section Portnoy..
100$ bet, he was lacing his Blunts with juice, I have heard of lacing blunts with coke, (oolie), this must be called a (joolie). fucking retard
i hope the suspend papi…..he sucks this year…..
The price of those Manny shirts just went up.
Beantown-Titletown
what the FUCK is a oolie? Its called a chronic blunt.
Also
delos17 said: { May 7, 2009 – 12:05:12 }
I’m offended if you WEREN’T using steroids back then. I paid good money to baseball. If they weren’t on steroids they were ripping me off!
Hey douchebag, what the fuck are you talking about ‘back then?’ This is a failed test from the 2009 season… you mean spring training when he was injured?
It’s Mannywoooood
He was running out of excuses with the “knee” and “hamstring” hurting so he came up with something new…..lay off the guy…just wanted a few extra days off
I cannot finish a post apparently. haaha
No wonder he grew that extra toe! Dude was always jacked under that baggy uni…
http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/02/25/breaking_news_manny_has_six/
He is gunna lose 7 million bucks over the course of these 50 games .. what a dumbass
“He is gunna lose 7 million bucks”
Im sure he’s not worried about that, he probably left that amount of un-deposited checks in his locker over the course of his career.
Manny is the top headline!?!?!?!
Your move Brett Favre.
Walsh….He’s still gonna have another 15 or so to play around with after
Still the fucking man
“Your move Brett Favre.”
Brett Farve has traded his pick to Alex Rodriguez for a future headline to be named later.
TFB,
Fucking hilarious. ItsMurda, nice follow up.
OK, so Manny loses $7M which may or may not be a big deal to him, but does his shitstick agent who orchestrated his boston split lose any money on this?
Not sure I understand the glee in this post. This is a bad thing. Say what you want about Manny being a prima donna and an a-hole, he always seemed like a natural talent that was above this stuff, either because he’s oblivious to it or because he didn’t need it.
Dodger or not, this sucks.
EP your headline is incorrect. it was breaking news when this happen. You cunt face
» InigoMontoya said: { May 7, 2009 – 11:05:41 }
manny suspended 50 games. steriods. eat my dick
Clearly $7 million is a big deal to Manny if he goes through the trouble of selling his fucking grill on eBay
ItsMurda,
Nice.
Manny is probably just going to retire rather than answer all the media questions.
Somewhere, A-Rod is dancing a jig to Madonna’s ‘Material Girl’
He didn’t test positive for steroids so all you guys can calm down.
jose canseco was right again geez
agreed, jules.
i blame boras too. i think he juiced last year
If Johnny Damon didn’t have the ability to play baseball, what would he be doing for a job? I’d say maybe a toll collector.
He can barely form a cohesive thought.
its not steriods
I love juice.
Prez,
have a poll. juice v weed
Lets wait and see what the substance is first
» Iron Eagle said: { May 7, 2009 – 12:05:02 }
The only reason I miss watching him play fo the sox because it was always a guarantee interview by NESN after the game
u gotta c all the yankee fans down here in nyc saying our championships are tainted now…those assholes have like 15 guys that have tested positive
Anybody wanna bet against Manny still being selected to the All Star game? I know I wouldn’t take that bet, the game is a joke.
Baseball is a joke. I am sure Ortiz is shocked about the news.
Manny says it isnt steroids…but it has to be. Under MLB policy you get a 50 game suspension for your first positive steroid test. Or you get a 50 game suspension for your second failed drug test of some other drug (amphetamines etc.)
So it is either he failed two drug tests and we didnt hear about the first, or he failed for steroids.
Hey retards,
Laugh it up, your titles are now officially tainted. How about winning one straight up now for once? Then again you’ll have to get rid of Papi first.
Congrats to the Sox front office though, your guys did a much better job of tipping off Manny about tests than the Doyers.
hey suppertino youre the retard
Doyers=Dodgers
how many of you think pres will ride out the manny story and mail it in for the rest of the day on the stool.
yes…officially tainted since he tested positive after his career with the sox.
dudes like suppertino are the reason i consider moving out of new york.
Why the fuck do you put a “b” in front of all your “ahahaaa”? It’s fucking annoying. Stop it.
I’m concerned about the amount of sleep I’m going to lose over the now “tainted” Sox titles. Probably about as much as I did when the jealous world of losers tried to minimalize the Pats’ titles.
dj,
why do you continue to give me your opinion about anything when you know I don’t care. stop it.
suppertino…your the retard…half the yankees were involved in steroid scandals. manny didnt take steroids, not to mention hes no longer with the red sox. typical new york fan being a bitter and sore loser because the boston sports team are making you guys their bitches
http://theworldisretarded.wordpress.com/
Can’t say I’m surprised. Let’s relax with the tainted titles though. More than 3/4 of the league has been on this stuff since the early 90′s Supertino you assbag.
Pres, gotta agree with dj on this one. The “b” in front of your ahahaha’s is incredibly stupid.
HAHAHAHAHA. I e-mailed way after the fact apparently. I’d like to apologize to El Pres for thinking he would slack on such a great story.
I hate Manny almost as much as I hate Bonds, so this is awesome.
It didn’t take Torre long to show Manny the “Yankee” way of playing ball…
Goon said: { May 7, 2009 – 01:05:02 }
It didn’t take Torre long to show Manny the “Yankee” way of playing ball…
HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! Goon, I tip my hat to you sir…
looks like it’s time to add some asteriks to those world series just like the Patsies!!!
“BAHAHAHAHAAHAH! BAHHAAHAHAHAHAH! BAHHAAHAHAHAHA! “
No Yankee fan here, but I’m sure the A’s fans love your logic and are glad to hear that the bash brothers were clean when playing in Oakland cuz they were never busted.
Hey farts, you and I know them as Dodgers but its pronounced “Doyers” by their fans.
Both of them.
read my statement again. I didn’t say the bash brothers were clean. we all know they were not. I said 3/4 of the league was on something since the early 90′s. Probably less in the 80′s. Those 2 lunkheads probably started the whole thing.
Hey Don Jeans,
You are gay
just watched that Damon video. You can see him sweat just trying to complete a sentence. it’s kind of sad.
So all of the sudden the “everybody was doing it” argument holds water up in New England?
That’s adorable.
For what it’s worth, Jose Canseco says it’s 90% that Manny is on the 2003 “list of 104.” He’s been right about everything.
Give me a good reason to doubt him.
Hey New York retard how about all those titles the Yankees won with a juiced up ARod and Giambi? Oh wait…
Clemens + Pettite anyone?
Casey Tatum…
I can’t wait to read your obituary in the paper…you make no fucking sense. The only thing there is an asterick next to is your sexual preference you fucking cocksucker…
Just Manny being Barry.
fyi, I’m in the small faction who was against the manny trade in the beginning. I don’t care if he hits old guys, as long as he keeps hitting baseballs.
It wasn’t an opinion. It’s a fact that putting a “b” in front of your “aha”s is pure faggotry.
how has nobody given the breaking news that it was a fuckin drug to enhance mannys sexual performance!!! lmao no joke either http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AnSlgEE34_lOChSH_SKQiY45nYcB?slug=ys-ramirezsuspension050709&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
So it’s gone from steroids to just some sort of drug that wasn’t steroids to erectile medicine… by tomorrow it’s going to be that he tested positive for strawberry bubbalicious bubblegum.
complete BS..it was a fucking steroid.
if it wasn’t..he’d appeal..simple as that.
i blame Arod…….probably paid off the doctor to talk Manny into taking it……what a scumbag
Manny being Druggie!