Breaking News! Miami Police On the Lookout For A New Drug That Madonna Invented Called Molly At Ultra This Weekend
Miamiherald – Starting Friday, Ultra Music Festival is expected to attract more than 160,000 young people from across the world to party with hundreds of international DJs and music artists. This year, it’s attracting something else: Molly. The drug, sold for $10 to $25 a capsule, is a new way to market a familiar drug. It got a memorable boost last year at Ultra, when Madonna went on stage and shouted to the audience: “How many people in this crowd have seen Molly?” “Molly is a new phenomenon. Something that is still developing,” said Maj. Jorge Martin, commander of the Miami Police Special Investigation Section, which deals with high-end illegal narcotics.“When Madonna made her … remark, we were starting to see it. A year later, our investigation has grown twofold.”
I’m not sure anybody in the history of earth has been more out of touch with reality than Major Jorge Martin. Like this guy first heard about Molly when Madonna said it last year at Ultra? Really? That’s when Miami cops first started noticing it? I don’t even know how to respond to that? I mean Madonna almost put Molly out of business because people figured it must have jumped the shark as a cool drug if Mandonna was name dropping it. Yet somehow that’s what tipped the Miami PD off? Umm yeah I think there may be some of this so called Molly this year at Ultra. Just a hunch.

How much molly does it take to enjoy a foam party?
I thought Molly was your intern Gronk wanted to fornicate with
Mollys for chicks and the gays.
Coke is for men, that’s it.
if I get logged out for no reason one more time, i’m coming for your hook nosed jew ass pres.
Madonna invented molly like you invented “guess that ass,” “IT” or that austrailian hurdler
“Just a hunch?” No your back has alot more than “just a hunch”
Bitches on Molly will do anal every time
What the hell is it?
Ha, we were doing pure MDMA 12 years ago bouncing around Avalon. Yeah fuck you, I know I’m old.
I’m pretty sure it’s damn near impossible to get hard while on molli or E. It’s a catch-22 because I want to walk around with a stiffy for the whole 4 hours I’m rolling.
i see molly is in the headlines. so what else is new in 1999?
A man has had double stack Mitsubishi and white Buddha then fucked the Red God R’hllor.
Popped a Molly I’m sweatin, whew!
your actually lucky molly is popular or your blackout tours wouldn’t be happening