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TMZ - Justin Bieber launched an all out egg assault on his neighbor’s home Thursday night — and the L.A. County Sheriff was called to the scene while the eggs were still flying … this according to the alleged victim. TMZ spoke to the neighbor who says he heard something banging against his house in Calabasas around 7:30 PM Thursday, and when he stepped on to a 2nd floor balcony … he says he saw Justin down below hurling eggs at his front door. According to the neighbor … Bieber started aiming for him once he stepped onto the balcony and yelled, “What the Hell are you doing?” Justin and the neighbor — who’ve had previous run-ins — also got into a verbal dispute while JB allegedly continued tossing a few more eggs at the house … and then retreated back to his home. The video is dark, but you can hear the neighbor yelling, “I see you. I f**king see you!” Then Justin yells back, “F**k you! I got another one for you, actually!” They keep yelling back and forth for about 30 seconds, until the neighbor tells his 13-year-old daughter — who sounds terrified — to call the cops.

 

The bad boy of rock n roll strikes again! Just egging motherfuckers to the moon! Running from the cops. Fighting Johnny Law! What did the Biebs say here? “I got another one for your bitch ass!” Boom roasted!  And the best part is you know that hobag Selena Gomez was with him.  It was probably her idea.  Like real life Spring Breakers.  I don’t even want to know what type of outlaw sex they had after this was over, but I totally do.

PS – If Bieber legally changed his name to Sid Vicious I wouldn’t hate it.