Breaking News: Tiger’s Porn Star Mistress Holds Her Own Press Conference
Best Press Conference Ever! Seriously what planet am I on? This is still earth right? I would say this was the perfect press conference but the only problem is I’m not convinced that was really Joslyn James. I think Gloria Allred just bought that new sex doll Roxxy that can talk and programmed it to say this shit. I mean not only does she look fake, but no human would really do something like this right? It’s the old sex doll posing as a porn star extortion trick. I’ve seen it a million times.
PS – Seriously though this gold digger has nobody to blame but herself. I mean how do you have an affair with Tiger Woods and not take a single picture of his ding a ling and put it away for a rainy day? She would have been set for life if she did that but instead she has to throw these silly press conferences. Moral of the story. Plan ahead.
He hurt my feelings. Boo fuc*ing hoo ya dumb broad. No go do your next bukkake scene ya whore.
The Dodgers hire porn stars? Thats awesome.
They make porn stars that ugly now? Shit, I don’t know if I’ll ever get hard again….
This bitch is really serious! Only in America. Keep hoping for that reality TV series honey!
Joslyn was led to believe that Tiger wasn’t seeing any other woman other than his wife. Classic!
When your porking a married guy who has children no one owes you anything other than a slap upside your head.
are you fucking kidding me?
gloria allred needs to die a horribly violent televised death.
fuck that fucking idiot bitch.
It’s all about the $$$$. Gloria advised her to do the conference right after the Tigger shitshow for visibility. Shit has been falling right into Barstool’s lap. Better than could even be written.
File Under: Not Understanding The Concept.
Tiger fucked some ugly bitches.
This is awesome!
damn… porn star lady gave a much more genuine performance then robot Tiger.
Like the old saying goes…….’Once cheater, ALWAYS a cheater’. Same goes for this ‘woman’, ‘Once a whore, ALWAYS a dumb fukking whore’. This slut got played by the best golfer in the world and she lost ‘incum’ for leaving porn by his request……THAT’S why she hired Gloria AlwaysRedTampon so that she can get her ‘lost’ $$$.
I don’t like using the word ‘C’ ‘U’ ‘N’ext ‘T’uesday……but BOTH of these bitches are!!!
I would take my cock from her asshole to her mouth and blow my load on allred’s face.
Wow, it’s like we’re living in bizarro world. She should doing more than just porn with that acting job.
So they obviously had a press conference scheduled for publicity right after Tiger’s ended regardless of what he said.
Did Gloria prepare two speaches? One for if Tiger apologized for cheating on his side piece and one for if he didn’t?
She should win an Oscar. How she kept a straight face when saying “she’s not just a porn star, she’s a person” is better than Robert Downey Jr is Tropic Thunder…
So I take it this is one of the broads that didn’t get any hush money from Tiger.
“I would take my cock from her asshole to her mouth and blow my load on allred’s face.”
Impossible. Any exposed dick turns to stone with allred present. the medusa of falluses.
Allred is a despicable cunt. I wish I knew someone with a disposable income of say hundreds of millions or better yet a billion dollars who could make this vile bag of puss suffer and disappear and oh wait a minute….
I just threw down a hundred bills on 2 to 1 odds that Allred’s husband is home right now beating off to some Joslyn James flick.
someone please just shut this bitch up,are you kidding they just sit there and wait till he is done so they can bash him and no question in my mind the bitch talking is a full on dike she prob just wants to dike it out with that porn star next to her
What is with that hair? My God!?
imagine if you had to apologize face to face with every girl whos feelings you hurt
Exactly how the hell is she the victim in any of this? And what laws did he break? And why the fuck does she need a lawyer? And how is she paying this bitch?
Let’s get some things straight: She fucked a famous, rich, married guy. She obviously knew he was married. All she had to do was turn on a TV in the last 4 or 5 years.
She has kinky sex with him, knowing he’s married, and then when the shit hits the fan (wife finds out), he goes “Uh, yeah, sticking with the wife,” she’s shocked? What?
The part where Allred says “He needs to apologize to her….” Why? Because he fucked her? “Gee, sorry for fucking you. Sorry for treating you to five star hotels and private jets, making you a household name, probably setting you up to be a millionaire, and getting dick from the most recognizable person in the world. Sorry. Really sorry. Huge.”
There you go. Bitch. Now enjoy anonymity for the rest of your life.
What’s she crying about? I’m sure her salary per creampie has at least quadrupled since Tiger crashed his Escalade. Let’s see… get a tiger lookalike, roll tape, take dick, get paid. Not too complicated Josyln.
what a fucking slut
please look at one of two joslyn videos on pornhub. Joslyn james harcore penetration. first line is absolutely priceless.
gloria allred is a genius btw. her stock with filthy whores looking for lawsuits just shot through the roof
Wait, what were they selling? I think want one.