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45 Responses to Breaking News: Umass Bathrobe Girl “AKA Big Robe” Wanted Dead or Alive!

1. 
   by uncletito on February 10, 2012 at 3:49 pm

   Ok pres, I’ve never complained when you can’t spell and get shit blatantly wrong, but underground tunnel? Seriously?
2. 
   by pimpbot on February 10, 2012 at 3:50 pm

   She needs to hide away and write a diary like Anne Frank for us to all read later after she gets dragged away to the UMass Concentration Camp.
3. 
   by chris231 on February 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm

   hahahahahahahaha. i laughed so hard when her picture came up in the e-mail from the campus police, sent to all umass students. absurd
4. 
   by dewittt on February 10, 2012 at 8:53 pm

   Uncletito, are you fucking retarded?
5. 
   by ajmcoho4 on February 10, 2012 at 3:55 pm

   the close up of her is even funnier
   http://www.umass.edu/umpd/psaphotos/bigrobe.jpg
6. 
   by Haterade on February 10, 2012 at 3:56 pm

   dewittt, you might be retarded.. Tito was making reference to the fact that Prez said underground tunnel instead of underground railroad
7. 
   by chris231 on February 10, 2012 at 3:57 pm

   no shoes no problem
8. 
   by Rooster286 on February 10, 2012 at 3:57 pm

   dewittt’s comment is one of the stupider I’ve read on BSS and that is saying something.
9. 
   by ZooMass7 on February 10, 2012 at 3:58 pm

   I can’t wait to try and identify other students!!! Shame on her for being out there in a bathrobe. How will I get into grad school with this girl running around in a bathrobe? Now the classes I’ve taken and grades I’ve earned are meaningless. For shame.
10. 
    by blackandgold. on February 10, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    bahahahaha
11. 
    by Kay Jewelers on February 10, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    What did this chick do wrong? She didnt punch the Giants fan.
     
    If wearing a bath robe with no shoes in February is wrong, then god damnit I don’t want to be right.
12. 
    by goddy77 on February 10, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Kay, its must be those hippster pants. Those fuckin patch-work chumpys should be a crime. Glad to see something is finally being done about this shit. Fuckin hippies.
13. 
    by reneeportnoy on February 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Awesome definition hon on the arms…. thought you were supposed to be getting ‘toned.’
14. 
    by Beantown Bill on February 10, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    This site is getting out of hand… “Wanted Dead” Really? First you promote Rape Culture, then Blackout Culture, now Murder Culture? Call Mumbles Menino! Call OWS! Call the Hipsters!
15. 
    by wildmanpete on February 10, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Goddamn Kay Jewelers, are you going to comment on every story? I mean I’ll admit, it’s Friday afternoon I have it on cruise control, thinking about where I’m going tonight. But I’m a fairly young guy. You’re 36 years old and haven’t done a lick of work all day. You better not be one of those guys bitching about “Obama Care” cuz no one is robbing the system more than you. Do you have no desire to work harder, maybe get a better job and support your wife and kids better? Deadbeat.
16. 
    by Kay Jewelers on February 10, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    Anyone that missed it – wildmanpete = Mr Wicked Pickett. And they are both cunts.

    http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-fact-that-fake-tom-brady-thinks-he-looks-like-tom-brady-is-offensive/
17. 
    by Kay Jewelers on February 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    And that is one deep post – I post on a message board, therefore I am robbing the system.
     
    Wait – what?
     
    wildman is wicked, and wicked is wildman.
18. 
    by UMass50 on February 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    to hell with our administration. Ice Cube will swarm, on any motherfucker in a blue uniform.
19. 
    by Mittens on February 10, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    I don’t get it, in the email she was the only one in multiple pictures and they’re about as clear as can be. how can they not find her?
20. 
    by wildmanpete on February 10, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    ^^ just because you’re not robbing the government doesn’t mean you’re not robbing. Someone is paying you? Does that help? Still too tricky? But go ahead, avoid the question of why your poor kid is in daycare all day since mommy has to work cuz daddy would rather comment all day than work hard and earn more money.
21. 
    by ajmcoho4 on February 10, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Beantown Bill go eat a dick, or grow a sense of humor. take your pick.
22. 
    by ajmcoho4 on February 10, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    or its a joke and im and idiot, shit
23. 
    by DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack on February 10, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    I want to fuck the girl behind her in the boots.
24. 
    by Kay Jewelers on February 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    But you referenced Obama Care right? And you know my work schedule, and how much I have done today. Hilarious.
     
    Robbing the SYSTEM would imply government. Stop trying to validate your nonsense.
     
    And are you ever going to acknowledge that you are also Wicked Pickett? Or just disappear for a a week again would be nice. Since you bring nothing to the table except “your posts suck Jerry!”
     
    Nice work cunt.
25. 
    by roadrash on February 10, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    It looks like she has some nice boobies under there.
26. 
    by johnnybegood on February 10, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    This chick looks like a fucking train wreck.
27. 
    by bradyskidshowitzer on February 10, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    She’s a total fuckin’ slob. Typical ZooMass whore.
28. 
    by rp on February 10, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    still can’t get over the fact that wildmanpete is pickett???
    I almost feel bad for the guy, but I don’t because he’s so lame
29. 
    by stro on February 10, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    @wildmanpete was one of the things you were planning to do this weekend was getting your period.  I am pretty sure you are on the right track.  Try not to bleed all over the bar tonight.
30. 
    by lifesox on February 10, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Rex Ryan is hard right now.
31. 
    by rp on February 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    what’s up stro!
32. 
    by stro on February 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Finishing up the day and then going to bank Kris10 “consensually”. While continuing to beg for the feminists to allow me on there radio show.
33. 
    by rp on February 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    get it brother
34. 
    by imtough on February 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    slap happy papi in a wild world mappy just got all kinds of sappy on this ignatious jilappy!!!
35. 
    by jborg10 on February 10, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    Lifesox wins “Rex Ryan is hard right now”
36. 
    by Kay Jewelers on February 10, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    Where did wild wicked man pickett go??

    He must already be crushing beers after another successful week making millions!

    You pathetic cunt.
37. 
    by Numero Two on February 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    UMass cops are dicks but pretty fucking funny too.
38. 
    by StanSitwell on February 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    this chick belongs on a mountain in Vermont with her burton hat and ski slope hippie pants
     
    possible new Barstool riot correspondent?
39. 
    by titfaced on February 10, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    Expel that stanky biatch!
40. 
    by TouchMySportsHub on February 10, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    Somebody turn in the fat ugly girl please.
41. 
    by masslax17 on February 10, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    this is fucking great the UMass cops who posted this are having a field day probably laughing their asses of at this chick. saw this bitch out of my dorm window instantly beer was thrown at her. classic.
42. 
    by ficken-die-hocker on February 11, 2012 at 1:14 am

    wildmanpete, you’re telling me that if your wife could sustain a steady income for your family, you would have a problem with that? Thats about as stupid as somebody having two usernames on a website…oh wait
43. 
    by asiandude on February 11, 2012 at 8:14 am

    uncletito you must be a fuckin illegal. underground railroad is the secret shit the slaves did and used to escape to the north during the civil war era after lincoln emancipated (freed) the slaves …
     
    underground tunnel is what mexicans like you dig to cross the border into the united states illegally..
     
    holy shit man if your gonna be an immigrant, at least make an attempt at learning some of the countries history. unbelievable.
     
44. 
    by asiandude on February 11, 2012 at 8:16 am

    nvm tito my bad, i seems that since posting it yesterday, prez noticed his retard mistake and changed it, cause i myself here see railroad, while you probably saw tunnel. mybadbrother.
45. 
    by gustherus on February 11, 2012 at 11:40 am

    classic deragotory racist comment from ‘asiandude’ followed by an apology… why don’t u break the fucking stereotype yao ming/jackie chan/guy from True Crime: Streets of LA