Breaking News: We Are Offering A 1 Day Early Bird Sale Tomorrow For Worcester Foam In September
Click To Buy (Sale begins Thursday at noon)
I keep saying this over and over. The biggest show of the entire tour is going to be our Worcester DCU show. 6,000 stoolies strong. It is going to be the event that people will talk about years from now. “Like yes….yes I was at DCU Center that day. Best day of my life” I mean we go all over the country now. People begging for this event. But it was my duty to make sure the Mass event was the best. After all this is where all this shit started. It’s our backyard. We have to do it huge. So we are offering a 1 day discount for all you poor motherfuckers out there because I realize this is an expensive ticket relatively speaking. It’s still ash tray money compared to other concerts and much fun people have, but I don’t want anybody not going because they can’t afford it. So here it is. One day. $35 bucks. Keep in mind tickets were being scalped for $200 bucks in Atlantic City this weekend and you still couldn’t find one. Buy tomorrow or forever hold your peace…..
Click To Buy (Sale begins Thursday at noon)

concerts have actual talent though, i don’t get the reference
OOooh ooohh, I can’t wait to buy tickets to an event that will never happen.
kids, pay $35 to read a blog about how sorry elpres is that another show got cancelled 3 days before it was to happen.
Consider yourself a fag for buying tickets to this joke
What time do they go on sale?
Tickets go on sale promptly at noon.
Refunds will be issued at 2:27 pm.