Breaking News: Welker Signs with Denver
In the words of Clark W. Griswold, “If this isn’t the biggest bag-over-the-head, punch-in-the-face I ever got, GOD DAMN IT!” Look, we’ve known for over a year now that there was a possibility Welker could leave. Football is a business and everyone’s a salary cap hit away from moving on. We get that. All you can do is hope if they DO go, it’s to someplace that doesn’t hurt you too bad. So where does Welker go? Denver. With Baltimore imploding and the rest of AFC East years away from being able to challenge us, he goes to the one conference rival we have left. To catch passes from the quarterback a generation of Patriots fans has loved to hate above all others. This is about as Worst-Case as Scenarios get. I’ve never exactly wondered what it would it would feel like to have your wife bang your sworn enemy on your living room rug while you sat on the couch and watched, but it can’t feel any worse than this.
In time, I’ll come to grips with this. Granted there’s only one Wes Welker. There’s only been one guy ever with his ability, his hustle, his toughness, his likability and his Hooters Hall of Fame Stoolie wife. But every team loses guys. Even folk heroes. That’s pro football in 2013. It’s a business. You either believe in the Patriots system of paying guys according to what they think they’re worth or you don’t. The teams that aren’t disciplined, that overpay because they think some guys can’t be replaced are the teams that never challenge for titles, and the Patriots way of saying the tough goodbyes has them in the hunt every year. Like Napoleon said, “The cemeteries are filled with indispensable men.” But Welker will be missed, no question about it. March is the worst month to be a Patriots fan. Every time you say it’s a game, they call it a business. Every time call it a business, they say it’s a game. But this blows. @JerryThornton1
PS. The only one I feel worse for than Tom Brady, is myself.

Boom, love it, go broncos
whatever he’ll bring his best regular season performance to the table just like peyton and then suck in the playoffs just like peyton
Welker sucks you guys won’t miss him. Sign Amendola and you’re getting a younger, faster version of him at half the price. Tom Brady made Welker. He’d be Tim Dwight II if he never landed in New England.
Well put JT. BB better have a good fucking plan though. If we lose to Denver in the playoffs next year I will fucking lose it
oh no, all of a sudden I’m having 2005 ptsd flashbacks..
What’s Edelman’s deal?
No surprise to me. Hilarious listening to people shocked about it. I thought he was gone, thought it would be Indianapolis or Denver. Manning is going to light it up this year.
If we make a splash with a safety, re-sign Talib and possibly sign Mike Wallace, then I am very happy. I love Welker as much as the next Pats fan but I am not worried about this office. As long as Tommy’s back, we’re fine. Now get some goddam talent on defense and take the pressure off of the O!
Sign the two Ravens’ safeties.
Whatever just sign the next nobody and brady will make him look great.
hey denver, remember tebow time? I didnt think so.
Huge bummer. Best slot receiver in the game.
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offense, not office
this is fucking bullshit. hope we sign pollard and he paralyzes welker fucking snake
Sorry, not Mike Wallace either, I’m done for the day
What’s Welker’s wife gonna think about this!?
quann the chances of the pats signing mike wallace is the same chance of there being a black pope
The patriots better have something big up their sleeve. Three days into free agency and all they’ve done is tender a 3rd string tight end.
2 non clutch post season performers on the same offense, should make the playoffs even more interesting in Denver!
peyton is drooling right now
now our jewish front office has no excuse to not lock up talib. for the love of god to SOMETHING
Thank you for your year’s of service Wes and for having the balls to do that “feet” conference about Rex. You da man
2 years, 12 million he got from Denver. HOW THE FUCK DO THE PATS NOT MATCH 2 YEARS 12 MILLION
And don’t think for a second that Welker didn’t want to give a fuck you to New England by signning with Manning and the Broncos.
If NE really wanted him they would have done what the Broncos done a good amount of $, and a short deal.
It’s obvious at $12M the Pats didn’t want him anymore. Sucks because a lot of us still did.
the Pats offered him 2 for $16M guaranteed and he didn’t take it last year. fuck him.
Miami wins the AFC East next year. Pats don’t make the playoffs
Hey JErry You Suck!
Welker was great but they kinda have his skill set covered. They really need a deep threat. Be interesting to see if they use his savings on a player or just save the money.
dude where is your source
i would venture to guess he did this to spite the pats cause he was pissed off…. find it hard to believe no one else (pats included) didn’t offered more than 2 years $12-14 million
Now he can drop passes from Peyton in big games, oh well. The white Troy brown he is not!
2 for 12 – clearly they let him walk in the continuing effort to maximize profit margin. Fucking Funny. Good thing Tammy restructured her contract.
Well he turned down 2 yrs 16 million and essentially got 3 years 21.5 million. So yeah turning it down makes sense.
The best thing about Wes Welker was Tom Brady. That, and the foot interview.
Dolphins fan and Welker was my favorite player but he never fluorished there because he is only a system guy. If Pats get Amendola it’s an upgrade. He’s bigger younger and faster and has the same role. I have to imagine that’s why New England let him walk. Would you rather have 4 to 5 years of Amendola or 2 to 3 years of a past-his-prime Welker?
They’ll sign Amendola for a lot less and hopefully use the rest of that money on Cruz. Brady throwing to Amendola, Cruz, Gronkowski, and Hernandez is pretty much unstoppable.
@wetbandits Without Welker maybe the Pats only score the 5th most points in history next year?
Why would they sign Amendola and Cruz? How about getting some help in the secondary. Pats score more than enough points.
You’re losing to the Bengals next year in the divisional round (In New England).
@cant, who do you have playing on your already bad defense? you’re most likely losing talib. maybe losing kyle arrington. already lost chung.
then on offense you lost welker and you’re losing vollmer. the draft can only replace so much
Of course the Boston pink hats put a positive spin on this. You can hear all the frauds jumping on the Bruins bandwagon. Although its already overflowing. Habs are still in 1st. Nice choke last night btw.
if the the patriots trade up and draft tavon austin, pats fans will forget welker ever existed.
I want a beefed defense now. Full of criminals. Ex cons belong on defense. I know the Patriot way is to have good guys and all. That works… on offense. On defense we need big, nasty, criminal, n-words. Those motherfuckers will stop an offense. No excuse not to beef the defense now.
Jerry your a loser. Get back in the pizza kitchen you turd.
Jerry just once openly wonder what the fuck the front office is thinking. “Tough goodbyes” “teams that overpay”? Th guy is making 6MIL/YR(nothing). Bragain, value, its right there bring welker back FUCK
@thewetbandits Losing Chung and arrington = losing rotational guys at best or in Chungs case just backup. Pats are still front runners to bring Talib back so what are you talking about?
Already replaced him with Amendola. Problem solved. 5 year deal apparently.
Youre such an idiot. If he signed this deal with the pats I know you would have written a blog saying there is zero chance he would have left because hes a class act. Hes scum
The biggest loser today was easily the black Pope.
http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/03/13/new-pope-upstaged-on-big-day-pats-replace-welker-with-injury-prone-welker-jr-bob-kraft-is-ballin-on-a-budget/
I’ve only ever bought one sports jersey with a name on the back. It’s a Welker jersey.
This should have never happened. The guy should retire a Patriot with Brady in 5 years. Absolute bullshit.