Breaking News: World’s Smallest Man Dead
Sun – The world’s shortest man, He Pingping, has died at the age of 21, a Guinness World Records spokesman said. Pingping, who was 29 inches tall, was filming a television programme in Italy when he developed chest problems. Craig Glenday, Guinness World Records editor-in-chief and the man who measured Pingping in Inner Mongolia to confirm his status as the world’s smallest man, paid tribute to him.
He said: ”From the moment I laid on eyes on him I knew he was someone special – he had such a cheeky smile and mischievous personality, you couldn’t help but be charmed by him. ”He brightened up the lives of everyone he met, and was an inspiration to anyone considered different or unusual.”
We lost a great one today boys and girls. Because to know Pingping was to love Pingping. Unfortunately his 29 inch body just couldn’t sustain his oversized heart. But in the end like all great freakshows he will be remembered for putting a smile on people’s faces and letting everybody point, gasp and mock without guilt or shame. He loved looking at tits, he loved life and he loved America. So tomorrow when you’re out getting shitfaced for St. Paddy’s Day, I ask that you take a second and tip a 40 in remembrance of the biggest little man who ever lived.
The real issue here is why the fuck is that bitch standing over him so ugly? Why you gotta add insult to injury by hooking the little guy up with possibly the ugliest looking model ever seen on God’s green earth? And lady please put something on that covers up your gut, shit is embarrassing.
did she have her period on his head?
i want one
in white
Terry Francona looks so cute in these pictures
BelievelandSteamer said: { Mar 16, 2010 – 10:03:21 }
I’m guessing the lady in the picture above is the tallest in America or the UK or something. She’s gotta be pushing 7 ft there.
It looks like she just gave birth.
Gizzle,
Oh shit I think you may be right. The fact remains that shes ugly as shit though.
Jesus.
From the looks of it, Kate Gosselin is just dropping them out now without even knowing it.
Actually saw an interview with him, he is a freaking riot..
Had to look up and see who this bitch was…Svetlana Pankratova “has, according to Guinness World Records, the longest legs of any woman in the world her legs are 4 feet 4 inches and she comes in at a total height of 6’5″ also rocks a size 13 foot shoe played hoops form 92-95 at Virginia Commonwealth still hold records for Block shoots (single season and career) …dame what a train wreck this lady is.
P.S. I think Good old Danny Boy should be giving out the stats or did he already pack it in? $100 bucks says he shows up later or still drunk on Thursday.
What newspaper is he reading that has topless chicks in it?
The real news is he was buried in an empty beer case.
Dahoganabla-
It’s a British newspaper, either the Sun or Daily Star or something. Over there “page three” girls are common, a topless pic in each newspaper.
BelievelandSteamer-
Never mind the fact that the bitch is probably two feet taller than you, has man hands and size 13 feet, instead you are afraid of the gut?
The last gasp of the newspaper industry will be finally having topless chicks like British page 3 girls. It will be too late but readership will increase.
Wasn’t this the little furby that Pedro would parade around in the clubhouse back in the day?
GET ME ONE OF THOSE LITTLE THINGS PRONTO!!!!!!!!