Brett Favre’s Offseason Daily Planner

  • Jan 24 – Throw inexcusable pick to blow Vikings Super Bowl chances.
  • Jan 25 – Announce that “It’s highly unlikely” you’ll come back to play again in 2010.
  • Feb 1 – Get interviewed for Peter King’s MMQB column. Tell him “no decision” has been made, but “Deanna and I are going home to Mississippi” and give it some thought. Fish for compliments by telling King how banged up I am. Be sure to mention that this gets harder every year.
  • Feb 1-9 – Quality time with family. Also monitor the web for speculation about my future.
  • Feb 10 – Leak to John Clayton I’m retiring.
  • Feb 11 – Deny reports about my retirement.
  • Feb 15 – Formally announce my retirement in teary press conference. Don’t forget to say “I don’t have anything left” and “I gave it everything I had.”
  • Feb 15-19 - Keep schedule clear to watch “Brett Favre Tribute Week” on ESPN. TiVo same on NFL Net.
  • March 1 – Call Adam Schefter to start “second thoughts” rumors.
  • March 2 – Deny second thoughts.
  • March 15 – Dinner with Chilly.
  • March 16 – Call Minneapolis Star Tribune. Say “This is the best I’ve felt in 10 years.”
  • March 20 – Call in with “Mike & Mike.” Insist you’re not coming back but if you did you could compete at a high level.
  • April 22-24 – NFL Draft. Encourage Chilly to draft a QB because you’re done.
  • April 30-May 3. Skip mini camp.
  • May 30 – Have agent call Zigi Wulf re: new contract.
  • June 1 – Tell Jason LaCanfora “I’m not sure” about coming back.
  • July 24 – Training camp opens. Go fishing in Lousiana.
  • Aug 24 – Sign record contract.
  • Aug 25 - Report to Vikings camp. Tell press “I’m here to win.” Say you don’t want the focus to be on you. Cry.

Jerry Thornton   |  Random Thoughts   |  01/26/10, 9:40 am    | 

21 People have left comments on this post



» Mitch Cumstein said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 09:01:02 }

Great predictions JT. You forgot to add “Film a new Wrangler Jeans ad” somewhere in there though.

» TonyTwotoes said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 09:01:26 }

Classic

» Mark Price said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 09:01:40 }

June 2 … further tarnish what remains of dignity and reputation

» Chutley said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 09:01:55 }

El Pres Daily Planner:

Jan 24- Aug 25: Bitch about how badly the media portrays the Patriots and loves everyone else. Cry.

» BlackDudeFromBrockton said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 10:01:51 }

Jerry spot on! Missed the filming of a Wrangler Commercial

Loved this Post, best yet…

LMFAO @ Chutley , classic!

» ThreePutz said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 10:01:10 }

Spot on with the exception of the reporting to training camp. Brent doesn’t need that. He prepares for the season by throwing balls to high school players in MS. The guy is just having fun out there…

» b21c8 said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 10:01:58 }

Chutley’s daily Planner

April 22nd- Juy1st
watches how the Patriots murder the 2010 uncapped off season and wishes he never made dumb comments on BSS

» Ramblin Man said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 10:01:30 }

Chutley’s daily planner 4/22- 7/1:
fail to read who actually authored the post
keep confusing El Pres w/ JT

» dwyer50 said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 10:01:30 }

haha soo perfect.. good shit

» Mark Price said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 10:01:24 }

way to steal someones’s else’s comment black dude. typical.

» Clayton Weishuhn said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 10:01:42 }

Jerry’s been Manninglike pinpoint lately.

» Ignatz said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 11:01:08 }

LOL – and fucking Deanna isn’t on the list. Between him and Kiffen, WTF….

» WortownYankee said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 11:01:50 }

Jan 26th – Realize I’ve thrown game-ending interceptions in my last two NFC Championship games. I’m a real gunslinger.

» 5MinuteMajor said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 12:01:33 }

Sept. – December – Play at a level no one ever thought possible of a 41 year old

January 15th – Get named to the Pro Bowl

January 27th, 2011 – throw yet another intercetion in a playoff game to end your team’s season.

» BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 12:01:19 }

That hater juice is best served cold.

» The-Viking said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 12:01:01 }

B21c8 – Are you new to the Patriots? What about them makes you think they are going to make a huge splash in any free agent market? They are cheap and only bring in “Value” guys. Anytime someone gets expensive they are shipped out of town. Please with that talk

» hank finkel said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 12:01:50 }

btw, the redskins have treated every season as an uncapped season, that hasn’t worked out too well.

» langdon1975 said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 01:01:19 }

wow, correct me if i’m wrong the season didn’t end to the interception. Gotta love haters though.

Favre at 40 > Brady in his prime. All day, all week.

Hate the retirement stuff though, media should shut up about it. Including Barstool. No point to talk about it everyday, especially when the guy isn’t even talking to the media. Funny that most media people cry about the retirement, yet they are the ones keeping the story alive. So for the love of god, shut up. Soon enough we get to see Brady with a bum knee looking like Cassell-lite again.

» Chutley said: { Jan 26, 2010 - 06:01:25 }

@RamblinMan.

I can obviously read who authored the post. Shutcha fuckin mouf.

» mandb97 said: { Jan 27, 2010 - 12:01:58 }

don’t think there is one thing left out other than another pithy Sears ad

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