Feel like one of these kinds of videos comes out every Monday after a Patriot loss. Just something to remind me that “hey, could be worse.” Almost like the fans of perennial basement teams gather together and realize that I’ll probably be pretty down because the Pats blew another 4th quarter lead. And, God bless them, they do whatever they can to help me realize the sun will come out tomorrow. Like yea losing to Russel Wilson sucks. It sucks bad. But you know what didn’t happen? I didn’t dunk my head in a 5 gallon bucket of piss so it’s kind of a wash. Thanks again, Cleveland.
PS – I do respect this guy’s angle though. When you’re in good shape you gotta find any excuse to pop that shirt off and let the ladies know what you’re working with. If you’re in cold weather areas you can’t always just go to the beach. So some dudes paint their chest with team colors, others take a Golden Shower. No shame in that game.
PPS – why the hell are they keeping a slop bucket when there are woods literally across the street? That’s the weirdest part of this whole video.