Bruins Blanked Again But At Least Phil Kessel Got Demolished
(Things Could Be Worse. We Could Be Phil Kessel)
Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 132 minutes and 58 seconds since my last goal. The Bs laid another egg last night, this time in the vast urban wasteland that is Detroit. They’re also probably searching for some antivenom due to their numerous snakebites. Right about now, the Bs would probably taking scoring advice from these two. It’s that bad. (PSA to shithead fans: If Kessel signed with Boston, they’d still have this problem—signing contracts doesn’t heal injuries).
This team has goal scorers—they’re just not scoring right now. It might just take a seven goal explosion to get the ball rolling. If not, perhaps Harvard Pete has to reach into his bag of tricks yet again.
The race for the playoffs (yes, that’s what they’re in already) continues tomorrow in the Cookie Cutter-by-the-Charles when the Habs visit for the teams’ first clash this season. If they don’t snap out of this malaise soon, the Winter Classic could end up being their highlight of the year.
The B’s were pretty average around this time last year too. Hopefully Montreal in town will turn things around.
Despite the goose egg last night I liked alot of what I saw.
I can’t even friggen bare to watch anymore. Major balls is right that they were playing well but at the end of the game no one gives a crap how well you played if you lost.
Another shut out & I’m gonna need someone to kick me in the balls to take my mind off of the pain from the Bruins games.
Hey, don’t slam the Red Wings, it’s the only pro sports franchise Detroit has!
That guy deserved that hit, skating around like he owned the ice. That has gotta be one of the greatest hits ever. Just sittin there on his butt in a daze!!! Just GREAT!!!
It just goes to prove he can go to a new team but still needs other guys to defend him when he skates into an elbow…
Head down… head down… wheres’s the puck… on my stick. . . head down . . . POW!!!
Its getting agrivating not scoring though. The only problem is putting the biscuit in the basket. we seem to be doing well on other areas of the game but your never gunna win a game with a goose egg
“Hey honey, I’m skating with the puck…AHHHHH I’M DEAD!”
maybe if they had they’re leading goal scorer from last year (Kessel) there woldnt be as many zeros for the bruins.