Bruins Marketing Department Strikes Gold With New Ad Campaign
Ok the first one is clearly the best by a mile, but these are all pretty good. Good for the fucking Bruins. They better watch out because the way they’re going they could own this town over the next couple months and it starts this week with the Canadians. The only thing left is to advertise with the Stool.
Anyway rate these commercials

(1,733 votes, average: 9.57 out of 10)
Phew… I thought it was calf tattoos…
Canadiens
EP, these are funny, you double posted the date one and left out the “tuck in”.
Have a nice night and go fuck yourself.
The last one is clearly the best.
Why do canadiens do it doggystyle?
So they can still both watch the hockey game
longpole i fixed that mistake 3 seconds after I posted it. Maybe if you got a life and didn’t spent every second of your miserable life on my site complaining you wouldn’t have noticed it
Wow, I guess their record isn’t the only thing the Bruins have turned around this year.
EP, Do me a favor and cue the tuckin fuckboats !
» elpresidente said: { Apr 13, 2009 – 05:04:48 }
longpole i fixed that mistake 3 seconds after I posted it. Maybe if you got a life and didn’t spent every second of your miserable life on my site complaining you wouldn’t have noticed it
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Hey, Hey, Hey Mister! I thought you didn’t give a fuck what we thought???
big giant bears = genius!
Mark Fidrych just was found dead today.
what the fuck are you talking about brady. mix in a clue
Fucking Hilarious. Pres you seem on edge bro!
“mix in a clue”
That’s an interesting one……..
El Pres, just watching the show during work and a monumental pass out occured: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/13/david-bucker-faints-passe_n_186385.html
I love the comb in back pocket move. Frickin hilarious.
smoke show is off the charts. make her a cover girl please
SSOTD has a resemblance to Daisy Marie. I like!
“Mix in a clue”… I would have gone with something with green font or a couple of theese > or maybe even fucking one of theese <
Thought you were banned from the MB, ElP? No better place to pick up the latest internet coloquilisms. You must be a lurker.
Oh and save the coloquilisms=kwality.
getting crushed by a pickup that is up on jacks> message board
Fuckin’ sad day. Northborough’s Mark “the Bird” Fidrych died today. Guy was the balls in his day and if he pitched now they would have fixed the tear in his rotator cuff in about three months and he would have won about six cy youngs. Met him a couple of times; he was a down to earth dude. Very sad.
not my most favorite smokeshow but who am i to judge.
is it bad timing to release these commercials when some fat bitch just got mauled by a bear, or is it marketing genius? I vote genius.
i still can’t post.
forget it. I’m in!
I shit myself when I saw this the other day. Canadiens first round again yawwwwwwp
This just in!!
The trailblazer( insert joke here) of mainstream porn is dead!!
Marilyn Chambers. RIP
smokeshow is almost certainly filipina…tho she does have that slutty tila tequila look, so maybe she’s thai or whatever that human sperm receptacle is…..
No shit on that smokeshow. Other than Ashy Larry in that one pic, they’re all 10s.
Holy shit the Instant Classic pass out in the video section is amazing on so many levels. One, the dude lets everyone knows he’s gonna pass out then tops it off with a “Gone,” right before the moment. Then the overhead camera reveals the host is wearing jeans and sneakers with his suit, not expecting the camera to ever show his legs.
Probably the greatest pass out video ever, and thats sayin something.
Ashy Larry…..HAAA! love it, Lax.
The guy in the first video is that whining assclown Sully, from the BU championship blog.
The guy in the third video is clearly from Saugus, and pumps gas at the full serve on revere beach pkwy.
Detroit Red you just made my night. That’s why this new format works! Ordinarily we wouldn’t post till morning but now we can get it up right away. We’ll still feature in the morning but I had that up there before the guy hit the ground.
very nice site change!! kudos!! http://www.CTSportsPicks.com
Why did they have to use a live fish in the last one.
come on Lester..get your shit together man!
SSOTD is smoking hot. Might be the hottest one I have ever seen on here. If you bottle it up I will buy a couple of bottles.
good god..get him out of there francona..
completely f’n useless
tonights’s sign of the apocalypse:
nick swisher was just pitching for the yankees…and he struck out gabe kapler.
hahahaha what?!
pure genius…. wang sucks
concerning the commentary with the smokeshow.
NO Portnoy..your downs syndrome eyes and a set of asian eyes, would make your kids look like a cross between the big headed midget kid from little people big world, and mao tse tung.
can i comment yet?
I got in here early today. I think at 8:04, but maybe it was 9:04. Let’s get this thing going.
Longpole, don’t start another comments section fiasco like yesterday. It was all your fault!
Haha, what happened?
I can’t remember that far back.
i was busy doing work yesterday, and missed the fiasco. which is disappointing, i love a good online fiasco.
Shady, Go back to the comments section of yesterday’s wakeup. EP had a hissyfit.
Ahhhhhh… Yes, now I remember. When there’s a real fiasco, the comments section ceases to exist.
Way to Hop to it UB. – nice line.
i’ve never got the message boards, tried going in there a few times and it looked like too much work.
the last one is pretty damn funny too…the flying fish gets me every time!
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screw the fiasco, and even the hissyfit.
but never, i repeat..never call me late to a good Brouhaha.