Bruins’ Play Makes Fan Vomit; Season’s First “Student Night” Declared A Rousing Success

 

 

Bruins fans displayed their disgust with their team’s play last night by blatantly puking in their seats. One fan, who flashed more nips than a wet T-shirt contest, cleared out section 320 when he became utterly disgusted upon seeing the Ducks take a 5-1 lead by depositing his smuggled Rumple Minze and nachos at his feet, causing the Benevolent Order of Antelopes to seek refuge.

The next “Student Night” will be held Monday afternoon when the Colorado Avalanche come to town. Good seats still available.

 

10 People have left comments on this post



» IceCreamMan said: { Oct 9, 2009 - 02:10:01 }

Rumple Minze is fucking awesome. Can’t QUITE say the same for this noob.

» DSully2001 said: { Oct 9, 2009 - 08:10:56 }

Have to love the new BC freshman class.

» Quann said: { Oct 9, 2009 - 08:10:11 }

El Pres better get back soon. His site is falling apart!

» CountryBlumpkins said: { Oct 9, 2009 - 08:10:22 }

This kid obviously saw the pics of Chara

» Mark Price said: { Oct 9, 2009 - 09:10:36 }

Typical.

» Stiles said: { Oct 9, 2009 - 09:10:15 }

I like how the kid next to him is still eating the nachos. Classy.

» Frolf Pro said: { Oct 9, 2009 - 01:10:06 }

You can’t handle the proof

» bostnkid said: { Oct 12, 2009 - 08:10:37 }

is that the kid thats missing???????

» 5MinuteMajor said: { Oct 12, 2009 - 12:10:54 }

Yeah, looks like the kid from Quincy that “went to the Bruins game and had one beer. . . ” and now is ‘lost.’

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