Bs Keep Dougie Up For Year (Duh!), He Assists On Game Winner (Teach Me How To Dougie Shirts Now On Sale)
(Editors Note- People have been tweeting at me non stop for a Teach Me How To Dougie Shirt. Well here we go. And I’ll openly admit I borrowed the general layout of it from a kid who stole our KG shirt and our Nose Face shirt and then actually tweeted this to me trying to taunt me for some idiotic reason. Thanks bro. I liked it so I took it. See that’s how it works. If you take my shit and make a minor change I’ll just do the same thing to you. The only difference is I’m a mogul and you’re not. Moral of the story. Don’t jack my shit and I won’t jack yours. Seems fair. This is a Barstool shirt now. You just got Pageviewed)
For the second game in a row, the Bs gave a less-than-perfect effort but still managed to leave the barn with two points last night when they scored two late goals to outlast a Carolina squad that swept them in last season’s series. And on the road, style-points don’t matter.
Anton Khudobin had a very good season debut and kept the Canes off the scoreboard in the third after giving up two goals late in the second. He brushed off an early penalty and made a handful of quality/tough saves (in addition to giving Bs fans Andy Moog flashbacks). He stopped 29 of 32 shots and of the three goals, two were on breakaways/close break-ins and the other was a goalmouth tip-in. That is to say, he couldn’t be faulted much for them.
After the Bs allowed their one-time neighbor back into the game by blowing two two-goal leads, they were finally able to put them away in the game’s last two minutes thanks to a fortuitous bounce and the veteran poise on our 19-year-old wunderkind defenseman. In a spot where most D-man would look to fire away, particularly those playing in their fifth NHL game, Dougie Hamilton looked up to feign a shot and the Hurricanes bit like a buck-toothed hooker. Instead, the puck went to a wide open David Krejci who beat a very solid Cam Ward for a 4-3 lead with 1:50 left.
Stool poster boy Tyler Seguin simultaneously broke his cherry and gave puck line bettors an absolute miracle cover when he potted an ENG with just 7+ seconds left on the clock. The birthday boy notched his first goal of the year in his fifth game but that’s no reflection on his play so far. He’s been getting chances but just hadn’t scored yet (tomorrow, in his third NHL season, Tyler Seguin can finally go to bars in the city of his employment. Whew. About time.).
With four games in six nights, the Bs got off on the right foot with a road win starting their back-up goalie. The two points has them at the top of the Wales (in this circumcised season, the playoff chase can’t start too early). But they’ll have a challenge on their hands tonight when they take on the defending conference champion New Jersey Devils, who have been lying in wait and are coming off a patented Montreal screw job Sunday night. These two teams have had some great battles over the last few years. No reason not to expect another one tonight.
A few more buds for your “Blah, Blah, Blah Just Wake Me Up When The Super Bowl Starts” bowl…
*After goals by McBain and Skinner, I was waiting with bated breath to hear Mad Jack call Nahasapeemapetilon’s number and then drop a British Empire/Ghandi reference for good measure. Alas, he was scratched along with McGarnagle.
*The Bs went 2/4 on power plays. Though one was Seguin’s empty net final nail, the other was on a nice bang-bang play with Z picking a corner while Lucic blocked Ward’s vision (Chara again had a monster game at both ends and was his Norris-y self last night). Not rocket science. Bodies out front, pucks to the net. As far as having 46 and 19 on the ice at the same time together—um, more please, sir. Like now. On the two PPs that they didn’t score on, the Bs did show improved movement and may have turned a corner with their three-season dilemma.
*Looch had his second fight in five games when he and Tim Gleason had a hearty first period that battle that actually swung the momentum in Carolina’s favor. I can’t say he lost. But he didn’t win by a too much. Gleason’s no slouch though.
*Early candidate for save of the year from Dallas Star Kari Lehtonen.
*Claude took over sole possession of third place on the Bs all-time victories list with last night’s win. He now only trails a couple of guys named Art Ross and Milt Schmidt. Barring a mediocre season, Claude should pass the Bruins living legend this season. Good for a guy who not many gave much of a chance in his third coaching job.
*Apparently, Patty B went all Supernintendo Chalmers on Skinner as the game wound down. But NESN only caught/showed the ass end of it so we didn’t get to see Bergie rag doll the youngster. Rare to see 37 lose his temper. Probably hasn’t happened since that little prick on Vancouver bit him in the finger in the Cup and the league let him walk.
*Nathan Horton scored his second of the year and gave the Bs a temporary 3-1 lead when he undressed the whole Carolina team like a frat bro on a drunk chick then went bar down on Ward for the sickest goal of the night. Nice to see Smilin’ Nathan getting his stroke back after last year’s difficulties.
*What do you wanna do with your life? I wanna DJ at Canes games so I can play Twisted Sister classics for the initial puck-drop.
*I caught Beadle’s new show “The Crossover” on NBCSN. Set the DVR for it. Not sure about the dude but we’ll see (claiming the Pro Bowl was “the story“ of Sunday and Monday was a bit of a stretch, even for Oahu). But I see potential here because of Beads. I never watched her on ESPN because Colin Cowherd is like that annoying dick on your freshman dorm floor that everyone ducks. But since she left there, I’ve seen she’s the epitome of a hot shit and the type of broad you’d love to party with (and I bet she loves to party). Even if she’s one of those phantom Twitter DM weirdos that follows you for two seconds to DM you then unfollows you right after. Like four different times.
*In news that surprised nobody, the Peter Chiarelli announced that the Bs were gonna keep this Hamilton cat around for the rest of the season rather than send him back to juniors. This was just a mere formality for the Bs as the kid’s play indicates that he’s here for the long haul. I notice some non-Boston chirping about the praise the kid is getting. But frankly, it’s more than warranted. He’s a 19-year-old kid playing his first handful of games in the NHL and looks like he’s been doing it for years. And sure, he’s playing with guys like Chara and Seidenberg, but how much have they had to actually cover for him? It’s not just the offense and vision, he’s playing virtually mistake-free hockey. He may hit a bump in the road at some point or experience some growing pains at some point. However, he hasn’t yet. The kid has been unreal. And that’s worth the hype until it isn’t. This just isn’t a pass you see too many rookie defenseman make. Yawning net. Clock winding down. But the kid holds it for the extra second instead of firing away. And it’s the difference in the game.
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Oh I’m gettin one of those.
You steal the Manti quote right out of your own comment section to make a shirt and give no credit now you release this shirt literally a day after Sully’s releases practically the same thing, what a fucking joke.
“It’s a t-shirt off. We got a t-shirt off.” ~Billy Zane; cool dude and Dave Portnoy’s friend.
Shirts ugly. Should have came up with youth own
Shirts ugly. Should have came up with your own
this is one of your better shirts
Kewl barstool flag.
rear crushing shit per usual. word on the street is skinner slew footed bergy….if so, skinner deserved two in the dome.
An internet t-shirt fight – borrrrrring.
Don’t jack my shit and I won’t jack yours just replaced “I won’t cum in your mouth” as the biggest lie on earth. There is absolutely nothing you wouldn’t steal if it meant a buck for you.
Nice write-up RA, per usual.
A+ Rear, good job homie
yea berg got slew footed hard behind the net…wish there was at least a quick clip of him throwing fists, given you prob wont see that again for a couple years
what a bunch of whiners
Don’t know what bookie you’re using — but if you needed the B’s to win by 2, on the road, using their back up goalie, against a solid Carolina team — I strongly suggest you find a new one. Fuck outta here with that nonsense.
Cam Ward is not “solid” you fuckin homer. Stop trying to hype up a win against a scrub team
rexi you don’t have to play the goal and a half line but its a +220 b’s were favored by a half -110. In other news, that pass had everybody thinking shot…pretty sick shit
Thanks, gents.
uconn, he wonn the CS in ’06, you flipperhead. He’s a top-flight goalie.
rex, better to be silent and thought a fool than open one’s mouth & remove all doubt.
Ah, McBain. So glad you could make it. Have a salmon puff. “Alllright.”
Ice to see you.
Pretty sure the only people that wear your shirts are from Provincetown
Uconnchamp – I’m not gonna argue that Carolina is a scrub team, but you’re definitely mistaken if you don’t think Cam Wars is solid. He’s a stud, no denying it. I don’t know if he was having an off night or whatever but he seems to be doing that two-pad stack shit more often than I’ve ever seen him. It worked on a save from Horton and Pecerly’s breakaway, but he also got smoked on it on the first and last goal (last goal resulted in him being out of position due to the two-pad stack). That is a desperation move for a goalie which did apply at least once or twice out of the seemingly 5-plus times he did it, but leave that shit to Brodeur because that’s all that fossil does is stack ‘em up. Anyway, long story short: Cam Ward is definitely a stud and you’re seriously mistaken if you think otherwise. Arguably a top 5 goalie in the league, definitely a top 10.
Shirt is sweet by the way, nicely done
* A bud to Alex “Hot” Semen, for peeling off the puck and coasting to the bench for a shift change, while Nathan Horton proceeds to undress the other 4 ‘Canes on the ice, leading to his gorgeous goal.
Happy that Rear Admiral and The B’s are back. By far the best sports blogger on BSS. On a side not, I am glad I don’t have the sad, pathetic lives of these commenters who just talk shit to Pres while reading his blogs every day. Definitely high school faggots. Grow up. if you have a witty comment fine, but just calling Pres a jew and talking about his nose stopped being funny the 4000th time it was said. The second biggest loser is that lame commenter who brings up greek and anal sex every comment. Fucking Pathetic!
To all the whiny fucking babies that bitch about pageviews ‘stealing’ T-Shirt Ideas. If you don’t want you’re shit to be ‘stolen’ A.) Don’t post semi-funny/witty comments in the comment section..newsflash..basically anything on here belongs to Portnoy. B.) buy a fucking 100 T-Shirts, pay some 12 yr. old basic graphic designer kid for a logo and bring them to a T-shirt print presser or something. Fuck it’s annoying listening to you people.
I would buy it but your shipping blows cock. I bought a Nose Face shirt last year and took a month.
Any dude that has a y, ie, or ee at the end of his name and is over the age of twelve is either a hockey player or a pusseeeeeey
Rear, the ACTUAL puck line was -1/2 (-$110), not the exaggerated Mickey Mouse PROP line of -1.5 ( 220), you fucking nimrod. Maybe you should take Seguin’s dick out of your mouth before you speak.
Cam Ward is definitely a top NHL goalie. You think Carolina goes 4-0 against us last year without him in net? I’m going to guess not.
http://youtu.be/s4nCj-rSuq4?t=1m31s
Clear-cut slewfoot. What a trash play from a figure skater.
Sullys did the shirt better. You’re a hack pres. Stick to blogging.
rex, I’ve been betting hockey since you were jizz.
-.5, -110 isn’t the PL. It’s either a straight money line play or a regulation only bet.
PL is always -1.5. It’s not a “prop” bet.
My bad. I didn’t take into account that you’re a new-age internet bettor. Real bookies don’t offer those moronic 300 bets. While you’re punching in your credit card numbers through a computer, I’m meeting Rocco at Dunkies for another pick-up. Old school — where it’s at.
Tell ‘em, Rear! GET ‘EM!! Ashin’ out on Rex! Skeet skeet skeetin’ all over any/all of his points.
**plus $300 bets
I’ll be sure to tell my 3rd generation bookie that I’ve been putting these imaginary bets in with.
Never used a CC. Still meet my guy.
Too bad they were already being sold outside the Garden for $10. Stick to blogging dummy!