I kind of got a crush on this girl. I mean it takes certain type of chick to not only wear a hockey sweater to a game, but to smash cock in the rafters of the Garden like it ain’t no thing. “Like yeah that’s right person sitting next to me, I’m giving my boyfriend a handjob right in your face. He may shoot his load in your beer. Deal with it.” I don’t see BC chicks pulling this shit. So the Superfans can have their National Title. I’ll take getting the quick handy from freak city any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

 

PS – I’m 100% still shitfaced from yesterday.