BU Task Force Finds That BU Hockey Team Parties More And Has More Sex Than Average Students Due To Elevated Social Status On Campus
(How Ironic Is Corey Trevino’s Party Like A Puckstar That We Broke To the World 2 Years ago Before Any of this Shit Happened)
Boston.com – A Boston University task force has concluded that the men’s hockey team is detached from the general campus and that a “culture of sexual entitlement” exists among some players, a mindset college officials say contributed to two alleged sexual assaults on campus during the past season. “Our assessment has shown that a culture of sexual entitlement exists among some players on the men’s ice hockey team, stemming in part from their elevated social status on campus,” stated the 11-page report, which was released today. University officials said the culture is marked by heavy alcohol use and casual sexual encounters, and called for a range of reforms to tighten oversight of the team and bring it more into the fold of campus life.
So let me get this straight. This BU task force which I’m sure cost BU millions of dollars found out the following. Hockey players enjoy an elevated social status on campus that allows them to bang more hot chicks than the average student? Fucking brilliant. Hey I bet if you want to get really crazy you could do this same study at every single college in America with a hockey program and get the same exact results. You may even discover something called a puck slut. In fact you could probably do this study with all athletes. Because here is the thing. Jocks are always the most popular people wherever they are. Doesn’t matter if we’re talking high school, college, Europe, mars etc. They will always bang the hottest chicks, party the most and have the most fun. That’s not a BU hockey thing. That’s an earth thing.
Yeah it sucks that two players at BU got charged with sexual assault. But if the reason is because of their elevated social status and they party a lot then every athlete in the world would constantly be raping chicks. Sometimes guys who happen to be athletes are assholes just like any average joe can be an asshole too. But to say it’s because they play hockey is ridiculous. Most girls would cut off their left tit to get stuffed by a hockey player. That’s why they get laid so much. It’s because chicks want to fuck them. It’s easy for them to get pussy. Not because of entitlement. Not because they force themselves on chicks. Huge difference.