BU Task Force Finds That BU Hockey Team Parties More And Has More Sex Than Average Students Due To Elevated Social Status On Campus
(How Ironic Is Corey Trevino’s Party Like A Puckstar That We Broke To the World 2 Years ago Before Any of this Shit Happened)
Boston.com – A Boston University task force has concluded that the men’s hockey team is detached from the general campus and that a “culture of sexual entitlement” exists among some players, a mindset college officials say contributed to two alleged sexual assaults on campus during the past season. “Our assessment has shown that a culture of sexual entitlement exists among some players on the men’s ice hockey team, stemming in part from their elevated social status on campus,” stated the 11-page report, which was released today. University officials said the culture is marked by heavy alcohol use and casual sexual encounters, and called for a range of reforms to tighten oversight of the team and bring it more into the fold of campus life.
So let me get this straight. This BU task force which I’m sure cost BU millions of dollars found out the following. Hockey players enjoy an elevated social status on campus that allows them to bang more hot chicks than the average student? Fucking brilliant. Hey I bet if you want to get really crazy you could do this same study at every single college in America with a hockey program and get the same exact results. You may even discover something called a puck slut. In fact you could probably do this study with all athletes. Because here is the thing. Jocks are always the most popular people wherever they are. Doesn’t matter if we’re talking high school, college, Europe, mars etc. They will always bang the hottest chicks, party the most and have the most fun. That’s not a BU hockey thing. That’s an earth thing.
Yeah it sucks that two players at BU got charged with sexual assault. But if the reason is because of their elevated social status and they party a lot then every athlete in the world would constantly be raping chicks. Sometimes guys who happen to be athletes are assholes just like any average joe can be an asshole too. But to say it’s because they play hockey is ridiculous. Most girls would cut off their left tit to get stuffed by a hockey player. That’s why they get laid so much. It’s because chicks want to fuck them. It’s easy for them to get pussy. Not because of entitlement. Not because they force themselves on chicks. Huge difference.
Hey BU, did you know that water’s wet? I’ll assemble a “task force” to prove it. It’ll only cost a few grand…
Next BU study: “Studies show that students under the age of 21 are paying older students of legal age to purchase alcohol for them.” Fuckin idiots.
September 6, 2012 – Boston.com: ”Independent Study finds that BU sucks”.
Most girls would cut off their left tit to get stuffed by a hockey player. That’s why they get laid so much. It’s because chicks want to fuck them. It’s easy for them to get pussy. Not because of entitlement.
Wait what? That’s the entitlement. Thats what the report is saying. Because 98% of the girls would cut off their leg, when they hit the 1% that doesn’t, they just assume “oh she wants it” because theyve seen a million other girls want it, so they just force it on them. That’s the definition of entitlement..
but the report is stupid. Like what the fuck do you do with that report?
Its an earth thing.
I can’t believe they didn’t factor in there being no football players at BU for the uptick in Hockey player pussy haul. C’mon task force, that’s bush league.
Too bad you couldn’t ever play hockey. That jewfin in the middle of ur face pretty much rendered that impossible, ya know with the cages and all.
I don’t have to cut off my left tit to bang a hockey player.
no baseball team either……..fuckin title 9
BC collecting championships, BU collecting rap sheets.
If you are dumb enough to pay $120K for your daughter to attend this over-rated community college, you rightly deserve to have her return home with a balloon knot that reeks like a Terrier hockey bag.
I’m a straight dude and im pretty sure I would let myself get sexually assaulted by a BU hockey player…only if they had legit hockey lettuce though
Actually if you go to a DIII school, or pretty much any school outta the top 25, athletes bag the gross butch dykey girls who are awkwardly tall and bros who will actually be successful and not work as gym teachers after school bang the hottest girls. Dumbass.
neil got raped by pat kane but hasn’t said anything yet because he doesn’t want to jeapordize the blackhawks season…that’s fan dedication
says the dude named alphapsi, frat boy jealous that the athletes get more pussy than him.
Surprise! When you recruit 20 year old hockey players after they’ve played a couple years of Junior hockey in the Midwest or Canada riding the bus, drinking beer and getting into fist fights for a living and you throw them into a den of hot 18 year old chicks, they run wild, take advantage of the women and get drunk…surprise, surprise, surprise.
This just in…after months of study, BU discovers that hot chicks get hit on more frequently than fat chicks.
If I only had some sweet skills like skating skills and computer hacking skills. Then all I’d have to do is invent a time machine. Bam! I’m on a full scholorship to BU and probably not getting spell checked as I misspell scholarship in an internet comment section of a website that I probably spent too much time at.
alphapsi, your facts are skewed because you use pills to bang the hottest girls. and you pay for friends, which is equally as awesome.
kris10, have you ever gone Greek with a BU hockey player? Be honest.
study doesn’t say anything about the hotness of the girls I’m sure…so the study basically says that 1) the BU hockey team parties more than the regular student body (no shit); 2) BU hockey players get more ass than the normal student body (wouldn’t have guessed that); and 3) BU hockey players expect that girls want to fuck them (there’s at least one in every crowd…this is where hotness goes out the window and if a guy on the hockey team wants to fuck, I’m sure there’s at least one girl at every party willing).
hey BU- yeah you just got Pageviewed. Pageviewed all over your face. Dont feel bad it happens to everyone, Davey “The Hebrew Hammer” Portnoy straight droppin wisdom on niggas.
@pedroiahasaids: Shouldn’t it be “The Hebrew Hardo?”
Most hockey players have a chill/pull of 5:1, doesn’t say much for them. Moreso, the majority of BU’s population is either the sons of rich daddy’s or Asians imported in for endowments, so this study doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.
This just in, study shows Tyler Seguin bangs more chicks than some average dude… Thank god we have these studies…
I haven’t gone Greek with a BU hockey player
I bet if they did this study with the BU women’s hockey team they’d find that they get more girls than the regular student body as well.
*Study sponsored by KO Barstool
Dear BU, I’m looking for sponsors for a study. My study will involve the purchase of a 2013 Ferrari California, a Malibu beach home, and a private jet. I’ll then attempt to find out if it will make me more happy than I previously was. Thanks, Midgets.
P.S. Even with this stupid fucking study, you’re only 25% the assholes BC are.
I feel bad for the hockey players our here at Arizona State. I went to one of their “parties” and there was nothing but fat chicks and skinny dudes and just across the Mississippi you got the Hockey bros being treated like gods. But then again, if you’re any good at hockey you dont go to Arizona State.