BUSTED! The Wong Family Caught Loading Their Trunk With Apples At Local Orchard
LONDONDERRY, N.H. — Londonderry police said a family from Quincy, Mass., was arrested on suspicion of stealing a trunk-load of apples from Mack’s Apples. Authorities said the mother, 58-year-old Hang Wong, bought a large U-Pick bag from the farm stand, then stood near the family’s Toyota Camry as her two sons, 27-year-old Wai Wong and 19-year-old Steven Wong, loaded up the trunk with apples.An attendant at the farm noticed the mother standing near the trunk and alerted police.Police said when they arrived, they found two sons going into the orchard, loading up the bag and dumping them into the trunk as their mother and father, 57-year-old Tony Wong, watched.Authorities arrested all four people and charged them with theft by deception.
The fucking Wongs huh? Thought they were above the apple picking law. Thought they were untouchable. Like some sort of super apple picking crime syndicate or something. Just the pure arrogance to try and rob an apple orchard in broad daylight. Like if you want apples that bad why wouldn’t you show up at night? Seems like apple picking crime 101 right? The Wongs got lazy pure and simple and paid the price in spades. And Tony Wong knows it. Look at that hangdog expression. If that’s not the face of a guy who just got busted loading up the Toyota Camry with Macintosh’s I don’t know what is.
PS – What were the Wongs planning on doing with all the apples? Flipping them on the black market at Haymarket? Had to be right? Like First Lady and I go apple picking every year and we eat 6% of the apples we pick. It’s more for looks than anything else. I can’t even imagine how we’d unload a trunk full of apples.
Wong place at the wong time.
Officer: “Do you know why I am arresting you?”
Father: “No idea offica, we do sumting wong?”
Wait, chinese people from Quincy? Get the fuck out
If the cop making the arrest put them in the back of the squad car saying “Wong move” then I don’t know America anymore.
You know the old saying, “Two wongs dont make a white.”
Back to cleaning shirts for those slopes
I learned something at the Haymarket “famers” market…you can get as many bananas as you fucking want for $1…does that mean I can buy out your entire inventory for a $1? Sales tactics that backfire 101.
I’d say let them keep the fruit. It’s good to see them eating apples instead of golden retrievers.
cop: we arrested the wong family
Ms wong: i told you see the have the wong family its not us
In the words of Sublime, the Wong way…
tony and hang set a bad example
These parents are really setting the Wong example for their kids
wow! a whole family of fish heads trying to get away with a shifty scheme that could literally be worth DOZENS of whole dollar bills?!! you don’t say? However, not at all surprised about them being from Quincy.
4 Wongs don’t make a right…
Wai and Steven should have uses boody twaps or slick shoes to get away.
I’d be pissed if I was Wai. Your brother gets named Steven and you get stuck Wai.
I’d make a comment about the family’s last name, but that would be Wong.
“If that’s not the face of a guy who just got busted loading up the Toyota Camry with Macintosh’s I don’t know what is.”
wait so they stole a bunch of computers?? It’s McIntosh smart guy
Correct me if I’m wong, but apple theft has been on the rise nationwide for some time now. Lot of money in black market apples.
These comments are priceress.
Why such a Wong face?
I can’t even imagine how we’d unload a trunk full of apples.
Open the trunk and carry them in the house you fucking halfwit
if wuvin’ you is wong, i don’t wanna be white
next step for the Wongs: fire the consultant who suggested Beef, Rice & Apple
The Wongs are used to everything being free in Quincy because they’re Asian and get welfare. New Hampshire dont play that shit
fuck your yankee brue jeans round eye!
Hey Tony, Why the Wong face?
The real question is what would Eagle Dad do if he heard this shit. He would must likely just eat Wai and Steven like an apple.
4 Wongs definitely dont make a right
Big apple shortage in the northeast this year. Prices are skyrocketing. Pretty smart move when cider is going to $9 a gallon
What no apple cwisp?
Prez you ask what the Wong’s plan on doing with all the apples??? It’s Asian stereotype 101, they clearly live in a 2 bedroom with about 40 other members of their family. Come on bro, step your game up!
That is Wai Wong!
Damn it! All my ‘wong’ jokes were already taken. Bravo, peanut gallery.
I no do it you got the wong family!!!
The apple dumpling gang strikes again
but officer we just wanted the worms for fishing not my fault they were surrounded by apples
“we eat 6% of the apples we pick.”
You mean, she eats 6% of the apples you pick, you fat fuck?
Hang the Wongs set an example for the rest of the apple picking criminals out there
lmao is it bad they know people do this, our trailerparks finest have been perfecting it waiting through each season getting their picks, and they throw the book at the japs, lol got to be in and out, always figured asians were really smart
@Highlander: Bro, it’s dumpRing! Get it right!
Those are some truly gooky faces right there.
Anybody else just LOSE IT immediately upon seeing Tony Wong’s mugshot…
They need appers to go with their brocorri.
Realistically these filthy pieces of asian shit probably owned some rat infested market in a chinatown somewhere and were going to sell the apples there.
@elpres – in the south, people steal ALL the apples off the tree and ground and use it to make liquor / moonshine.
is that THE SAME Wong family that owns Kowloons? Maybe that’s where they were going to unload all those apples… make it a weekend special dish, spicy szechuan apple in a brown apple sauce?!?! And obvi that comes with a side dish of apple fried rice for an extra $1.99!!
*all dem apples… ‘DEM apples!!
Jeter breakdown:
http://thenineroute.blogspot.com/2012/10/el-capitan.html