Cains Pickles Stops Selling Midget Pickles After The Mother of A Midget Complains
Cranston – The Cranston mother of a child with dwarfism has compelled Cains to stop calling a variety of pickles it sells ‘midgets’ after a campaign that included a YouTube video and her blog. Chelly Martinka is the mom of a 10-month old little person and said she was “shocked, appalled and hurt” when she saw a jar of pickles labeled “Kosher Dill Midgets” at a local Stop and Shop. Her daughter, Adelaide Eileen Martinka was diagnosed with Achrondoplastia when she was nine-and-a-half weeks old. One in 40,000 births is of a child with dwarfism. “I know that as times change it is hard for a company to keep up,” Martinka said. “But for the equality of all children I hope you consider renaming this product for 2013.
What is today try to make Pres look like a mega asshole day? First I had to tangle with the woman whose husband died of cancer and now the mother of a dwarf. Listen it sucks this lady’s kid is a midget. I get that. Nobody wants to be a dwarf. But what are we even talking about here? How is the term midget offensive? Doesn’t it just mean short? That’s what I don’t get about this. People try to crucify words that aren’t mean. When somebody says somebody is a midget I don’t think anything about them besides them being small which they are. When I call Intern Ian a midget I’m not saying anything he doesn’t already know. There is no hidden connotation. He is 4 feet tall. He’s a midget. Calling a small pickle a midget pickle isn’t offensive in the least. It is what it is. This is just another case of the PC police running amok. Your kid is a midget. That’s just a fact of life. Doesn’t mean anything about him other than he is short. No different than saying it will get dark tonight.


We know that the word midget offends little people and yet you write this ridiculous troll blog…
Thank God the lawsuit about my penis didn’t go through before this one.
i thought every 10 month old was a ‘little person’
Pickles are fucking gross
Kosher Midget = Portnoy Howitzer
I hate this PC stuff. I vote for calling the kid butt nugget.
Just to show that there are no hard feelings, the pickle company should send the family a pet dwarf rabbit. No?
I want to see how many Kosher Dill Midgets I can insert into Alex from Rutgers’ butt…
Midget is just a synonym for small. That’s why when you play hockey from age 15-18 it’s the midget league. Fucking Cranston
Only acceptable replacement names are “Little People Pickles” Or “vertically retarded pickles”
Its like people calling you a jew bag.
Kosher Dill Dwarves just doesn’t sound as good. Sorry lady.
Cranston strikes again
holy crap – the most amazing thing about this blog is that you spelled “amok” correctly. did you sneaky hire a proof reader?
Black Licorice and Brown Rice you have been put on notice. Minorities are coming for your ass.
looks like people have started ripping this lady on youtube over the last couple hours, taking some low blows on the kid… i’m with pres on this, but no need to be malicious toward the baby fellas
Do you have to fuck a midget, to have a midget? How does that work?
Cue Michael Scott: “You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.”
It will get dark tonight…are you hanging out with a bunch of black people?
“Cranston mother” code for 3rd generation city worker on permanent maternity leave with three possible fathers, and teh “Heavy Hitter” Rob Levine as her attorney.
I heard KO Barstool was going after Vlasic Pickles for having a pickle called “sweet gherkins” because it’s offensive to women. Ever hear the saying jerkin’ the gherkin – absolutely promoting rape culture.
“Kosher Dill Achrondoplastias” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.
has anyone actulaly met a midget? I haven’t
She probably chowed the midget pickles on the regular before her kid was born. Didn’t give a shit about the name then but now she’s shocked, appalled, and hurt. Typical bitch.
Mass College of Pharmacy and Health Science, I’m a 2XL.
Also, all I have to say with regards to this is… midgets are funny.
You have to be some kind of low-life to mock this woman and her child. You’re better than this, pres. Wait, no you’re not.
Pres is right. Midget is a word/adjective. If you find this offensive, youre either a famewhore or the scum of the Earth. This is like banning the word bean because “beaners” get offended.
Actually, Sea Bass, it’s the exact opposite of that.
These pickles have been on the market for years. She has no problem with them until she gives birth to a midget 10 months ago. Get a hobby, leave the pickles alone.
its not like midgets are tall enough to see these labels on grocery store shelves anyway so whats the big deal?
Did anyone think to ask the pickles? The spokespickle on the jar looks quite happy and not the least bit offended to be labeled a Kosher Dill Midget.
I honestly never met a midget who got offended over being called a midget. This broad is going to raise one nice fucking pussy.