Can We Have Real Talk For A Minute: How Do You Even Begin To Have To Doggy Style Sex With Serena Williams?
I’m not even joking. How do you fuck Serena Williams doggy style? Or do you just not? Like I’d need to at least triple my dick size to even begin to think of making it all the way from the terminal to the gate. I’m talking you need like an 18 inch dick minimum right? Shit is wild. I’d love to give it a bid though. That’s just the competitor in me. Always looking for ways to challenge myself. That’s what the great ones do. Never satisfied.
Just go test out the theory on a gorilla in the zoo.
You realize that when you bend her over, all that ass would be ABOVE her pussy, and you would have full access right? Unless your dick is 1/2 inch long, you could make it happen. Now anal is a different story…
Doggy style? I think you’d be too busy sucking her 13 inch clit she developed from a lifetime of hgh abuse.
dont have a small dick, there is your fucking answer , i would love to fuck the shit out of her, anal would be fun as fuck too @kingblackdude
I’m not too sure but i’d think the activator dripping from his jheri-curl would be an excellent lubricant.
This starts with the overly ambitious assumption that i’d want to.
Didn’t know you were into bestiality, pres.
Slap her on the hip and ride the wave in
Shanaynay.
Pres – I’m not necessarily a numbers guy. But if you need an 18 inch cock for her, isn’t that 18 times the size of your dick?
Sorry fellas, but I would.
I would probably start by getting blackout drunk and putting a bag over her head…..
fuck yes. LOVE that big black bubble butt. would love to bury my face in that huge ass
I’m not sure how but I bet my dick would feel like Stallone in ‘Daylight’. Terrified and shrouded in darkness.
Yet determined to get the job done and save any survivors I find in there.
IT’S ALL IN THE HIPS
I think thats where they filmed “The Abyss”
Somethin’ stank…
Numero not a doubt in my mind we can solve a few milk carton mysteries if we got you in there to save the missing children
This is why black guys have bigger dicks than white…so that they can procreate with women with such huge asses…just nature/genetics
Ask Lavar Arrington.
pres jr nailed it… “she” is more likely to bend you over, El Pres.
I think she would want you to give her a reach around too
you’re a freaking amateur prez – you fucking kidding me? You’ve seen a chick naked before right? You know where the vag is located? She bends over and pops that ass up the puss is right there for viewing pleasure, yes you will have to smash that booty a little harder to get full penetration, but that’s the whole point of fucking a big booty chick, it aint like she’s obese and her pussy is engulfed by fat rolls, its there buddy
Is it me or does it look like ru Paul? With a large pillow duct taped to it.
shit just realized merriweatherhelment already explained a woman’s physique to numbnuts
Prez your nose would wouldnt have a problem gettin to her fartbox and @bostonworm of course he hasnt, the first lady wont have sex with him unless the lights on half the city block are out, whats awkward is that during they are both probably thinking about Gronk
way too much dude in her genes
Serena is another closeted Scientologist dude..
My bad…she/it is a Jehovah’s Witness
those two black hams would swallow my dick whole…and i’d love every second
@pawts – im pretty sure putting a bag over her head doesnt solve the problem that she has the exact same body as Ray Lewis. if you find her attractive you dont have a touch of the gay, you got punched in the face by it
She should go retro and bring back the beads, that would rule.
That is a women with huge tits and a giant firm ass. All you punks have clearly never banged a chick with a huge ass, it’s fabulous. Of course, most of you fools most likely just hate black people
@suckfarts, yes you’re right, we do hate black people
holy hell that is huge, totally opposite of a chick for that cleavage challenge thing
http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
That is one supremely ugly bitch/bastard.
looks like a monkey. yeah i said it
I think you just push Serena’s dick out of the way and go to town on her.
I know one thing, I’d definitely make use of a 10 ton Log Splitter to part those ass cheeks!
those massive thighs and ass are all muscle. Let her get on top and let her run wild… play jungle music in background
It’s more then likely she’d bend you over and go all Deliverance on your ass. Stop kidding yourself